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Spencer Reid did not understand of love relationships too much beyond the statistics and the books he had in his personal library. His experience with love was not too complicated either, always tried to make things easy. Life was complicated enough by itself.
So he did not understand why Derek Morgan had gone to his apartment, had taken to the streets and finally, he had sat opposite him at the table in a coffee shop asking for love advice. Well, not love. O yes.
Spencer did not know really. When the conversation was focused on Derek and Penelope, everything was complicated. The complication is multiplied by one hundred if the focus of the discussion were the feelings towards each other.
If you add all this possible existence of a mini creation from a mini cells Morgan mixed with mini cells Garcia that was absolute chaos.
"So now you are clear what you do?" Spencer asked placing his elbows on the table
Derek leaned back in his chair, crossing his arms over his chest, "No, really. Part of me wants to but the other does not clear"
"Is it a moral dilemma?"
"No but if I do , I'm going to see that baby. I know that is my child and I will love being with him. If one day she meets a man I'll be out all that scene" he replied, turning to bring to the table "That will be like in that movie of Madonna where she has a child with her best friend and then she meets a guy, then ..."
"You see movies of Madonna?" Spencer interrupted, frowning surprised "I thought you only saw movies of Bruce Willis or Jason Statham... and porn videos"
His friend rolled his eyes back before shaking his head.
"What else you do hiding? Maybe The Notebook and Dirty Dancing?" Spencer asked with a huge smile on his face, happy because for once, he was the one with the jokes. "You're a fan of Titanic?"
"Reid, focus" Derek interrupted, "What will happen when she knows someone else? What will happen to me? "
"Maybe she has no plans to look for a boyfriend. She did not even expect anything more from you than strictly biological"
Derek looked at him astonished, "How you suppose that I'm going to shirk my own child? Are you crazy or what? "
"Let's be honest," said Spencer uses his voice more professional, such as who is giving a conference "This is the twenty-first century. Women are liberated. Many women think they do not need a man to be emotionally stable and when they feel the call of her biological clock, they simply turn to one of these sperms banks or finds a known donor. Practically no one needs us. We are destined to disappear"
"They still need us for sexual relief," Derek said with a smile before taking a sip of soda
"Or not. The female sex toys are more sophisticated every day"
Derek looked at his friend with a frown, thinking, "Well, they still require us to procreate"
"I'm not so sure about that. Scientists in Japan have managed to with success to produce artificial sperm" Spencer informed him raising his eyebrows "So far have done so only in mice but a question of time to do so in humans"
Spencer nodded while his friend looked puzzled before saying, almost in a whisper, "God ... we will become extinct"
"Yes, it is very likely"
"Anyways, back to the subject" Derek reminded throwing a napkin to his friend "You did not have solved anything to me"
"I was not aware that I had to solve something for you"
Derek smiled before speaking again "would have been easier to do it naturally"
"Yeah, right" Spencer answered him with a grin of irony on his face "What you want is to sleep with Garcia"
"What? No, I was ... I was not talking about me ... I meant if she had a relationship then ... might have a child with that person"
"Have you ever nervous, Derek Morgan?"
"No," he replied, a little harder than he would have liked
"Yes you've gotten nervous," Reid replied laughing, "Derek Michael Morgan, the bad boy of the FBI, the womanizer, the seducer ... you even blushed!"
"That's not true"
"Of course it is true but I will stop torturing you," he said as he ate the last potato "You should tell her how you feel"
"I have nothing to say"
"Do you think?" Asked his friend raised an eyebrow "You can always say as a song if it is hard to express how you feel" Derek closed his eyes for a few seconds before open them and see the huge smile on Spencer's face, his eyes shining with fun. Now it seems that the Doctor liked the jokes. Fantastic. Maybe he should have gone to talk to Aaron Hotchner after all
"You can sing this" Spencer began as the two friends were headed towards the car of Derek "I will tell you what I want what I really, really want"
"Very nice"
"So tell me what you want what you really, really want"
"I've caught, Reid," Derek said with less patience as he opened the car door
"If you want my future, forget my past," he continued as if he were reciting a poem, almost half-singing "If you wanna get with me, better make it fast"
"Let me alone, now"
"If you wanna be my lover you gotta get with my friends"
Derek snorted strongly looking at his young friend with eyes murderers "It is fine Reid, left the karaoke for another day"
"Make it last forever, friendship never ends"
"Okay, you asked for it" Derek said as he closed the door of his car "go home on foot"
Spencer saw him ready to leave without him and stopped immediately, getting into his passenger seat. "If you wanna be my lover," Spencer whispered smiling as Derek pulled away
"Continue your recital and I push you out of the car in motion"
Emily Prentiss sat on the couch, tired after a long day of shopping.
"Want a drink?" Penelope asked from the kitchen, "I have juice, coffee, tea ..."
"A juice will be fine thanks"
Penelope took the brick juice from the refrigerator, filling a glass with drinking while she asked her friend "What with Mick Rawson?"
Emily snorted with some disgust, "How about with your search? Have you found your fountain of life?"
"Yes, I've done," replied Penelope with a vague smile on her face
Her friend looked at her expectantly, "Who is it?" She asked as she took a sip of juice
"Uh ... maybe I should wait until you finish swallowing that," Pen said, recalling the scene of Derek almost drowning in the middle of the park. She had enough once with.
"Swallowed" she said smiling "Now, confess"
"Morgan"
Emily stayed still without moving a single muscle or even turning her body to look at the blonde "Morgan? Morgan who? "
"Oh, Morgan Freeman" Penelope replied sarcastically, "Who else? Morgan "
"Morgan...?"
"Morgan...Derek...Derek Morgan"
Her friend suddenly turned to Penelope, spilling the whole juice on the couch "That's fantastic!"
"You spilled the juice," She said looking at the big spot of the couch
"What does it matter? You'll have a child with Derek Morgan"
"Well, he still is thinking it, better you do not sing victory yet"
Emily rolled her dark eyes back "Come on, you know that this man is crazy about you. He would do anything for you"
"I thought I was the drama queen, sweetie"
"This may be a good opportunity for you two," remarked Emily totally ignoring the look of exasperation of Penelope "A child is a big deal"
Penelope stood thinking a moment. Could Emily be right? Was there a hope for them after all? The last thing she needed was false hope.
"Emy, you are saying stupid things and you know"
She leaned back on the couch, smiling from ear to ear "We'll see"
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