A/N: I'M SORRY! AGAIN! I don't like this chapter, I didn't do all that great but I haven't updated in so long I had to post SOMETHING. I couldn't decide between Jonah and Amy so I combined them, and then I had writer's block and ugh. I'm sorry. Also, I did not edit. Just warning you.

Jonah: Why is that when I'm finally on time that she's an hour late?

Alejandro: I told you, she… got held up.

Jonah: And where's Henry?

Alejandro: Getting Jessi.

Jonah: And where is Jessi?

Alejandro: I don't know if I'm allowed to tell you.

Jonah: You can make your own decisions.

Alejandro: Well, yea but… I don't want to be chained to a wall again.

Jonah: What?

Alejandro: I-

Amy: Jonah? What are you doing here?

Jonah: Amy? I'm here for my interview, which should have been an hour ago.

Amy: But I'm here for my interview.

Alejandro: Jessi put them back to back. She didn't know she'd be…

Henry: We're here.

Jessi: Sorry, I got held up.

Henry: You owe me.

Jessi: Would you stop reminding me? It's not like I'm going to forget in the next six months. Ugh. Okay, Amy, Jonah, change of plans. Your interviews are now combined.

Jonah: Works for me, but can we start? I've been here an hour talking to Alejandro about his dry skin.

Alejandro: Jessi, feel my elbows, they're like as dry as a rhino's butt.

Amy: How do you know what that feels like?

Jessi: Henry, remind me to get Al some lotion before he goes around asking people to feel his elbows. Or attempting to feel a rhino's butt, that could be bad.

Amy: I agree with that. But why were you so late?

Jonah: And what do you owe Henry?

Jessi: 1. I don't want to talk about it and 2. A get out of jail free card.

Henry: She pretended to be a zoo.

Amy: …What?

Henry: She tried to buy a baby polar bear by pretending she owned a zoo.

Jessi: I had a legitimate website! Jessi's Wilderness Park was about to get a baby polar bear.

Henry: Except for the fact that Jessi's Wilderness Park is not a real zoo and you can't keep a baby polar bear in your living room.

Jessi: I would've made it work!

Henry: What were going to feed it?

Jessi: The brownies that Al's man/lady friend tries to force feed us. I'm pretty sure there's seal blood in those.

Alejandro: Woman! She's a woman!

Henry: We're not starting this again. But you might be right about the seal blood. There a strange red color.

Jonah: Do I even have to say gross?

Amy: I don't think so. Why did you want a polar bear?

Alejandro: It's her favorite animal. But it all kind of backfired.

Henry: That's an understatement.

Jessi: Hush! Anyway, they sold the polar bear before I could buy it. End of story.

Henry: Not even close to the end of the story.

Jessi: Okay, I found another polar bear and tried to buy it.

Jonah: Tried?

Henry: She tried to buy an illegal polar bear cub off the black market and was arrested.

Jessi: I would like to point out that being arrested is a good excuse for being late. Henry got me off on parole in about thirty minutes.

Amy: How?

Henry: I'm blackmailing the sheriff.

Jessi: You know what? This is not our interview. We should be asking the questions.

Jonah: Ask away.

Jessi: Thank you. Umm… darn it.

Amy: What?

Jessi: I spent the week preparing for a polar bear. I didn't even dig up anything.

Jonah: Seriously?

Jessi: Yea, so… I'll have to wing it.

Amy: I don't like the sound of that.

Jessi: It's fine, I'll be back in a minute.

Jonah: What? Where are you going?

Jessi: To make a few calls!

Amy: Who could she be calling?

Jonah: Dan? Nellie? My dad? Phoenix? The guy that guards my baby pictures?

Amy: You have a guy that guards you baby pictures?

Jonah: I don't want any of those in the magazines. My baby butt is my business.

Amy: Last week People reported how many times you went to the restroom at a movie premier.

Jonah: My bladder is open to the public, but not my baby butt.

Jessi: I'll be sure to remember that. Speaking of your baby butt, I called Phillip.

Amy: Who?

Jessi: Jonah's baby picture guy. He is sending me pictures via phone.

Jonah: What? But that's his whole job!

Jessi: I told him where he could get a polar bear.

Amy: Jessi!

Jessi: I know right? Can you believe he's a polar bear fanatic to? What luck is that? Oh, and Phoenix and your Dad say hi and they are sorry.

Amy: He'll get arrested like you did!

Jonah: Sorry for what?

Jessi: Well, your dad gave me Phillip's number and Phoenix told me about Adele not wanting to do a duet with you. Sorry about that.

Jonah: What- why!

Jessi: Well he told me that Adele just didn't think your vocals would mix well and that rap wasn't really in her comfort zone singing wise-

Jonah: I mean why they would tell you that!

Jessi: Oh. Blackmail.

Henry: I learned from the best.

Jessi: Oh. My. Google.

Amy: Oh wow.

Alejandro: What?

Jessi: I got Jonah's baby pictures.

*Amy and I start laughing*

Amy: I'm sorry Jonah but-

Jessi: You were the fattest baby ever!

Jonah: That's not my fault! My mom fed me this, like, super baby milk and it was supposed to make me healthy but it made me-

Amy: A walrus!

Jonah: Amy!

Amy: I'm sorry, Jonah. You were a cute baby, if it makes up for anything.

Jessi: Now we know why you're baby butt is your business.

Jonah: I get it! What about Amy, who did you call for her?

Jessi: Hm? Oh yea. I only made one call for her.

Jonah: How is that fair?

Amy: Who did you call! Because Dan is not a reliable source!

Jessi: No, I called your homeroom teacher. Jonah, did you know that before she and Evan were dating that she fell on him and her sharpened pencil got stuck up his nose? He got blood all over the floor.

Amy: She told you that?

Jessi: And that you're homeroom saw Dan moon you from the windows. Apparently, his butt is not only his business.

Jonah: *Laughing* He did that?

Amy: Yes! Do you know how long it took me to get over that?

Jonah: What else?

Amy: Jonah!

Jonah: It's helping me get over my butt!

Jessi: One more, Amy? Please? Help the guy who was a fat baby out.

Amy: He shouldn't feel better because of my embarrassment! It's wrong!

Jonah: So was laughing at my baby fat!

Jessi: Henry was laughing too.

Henry: Don't turn this on me. You still owe me.

Jessi: Another word about me owing you and I am going to invest in a llama for Jessi's Wilderness Park and will expand into your living room.

Henry: …

Jessi: Uh huh, I thought so. Now, we are out of time.

Alejandro: But we still have another thirty minutes.

Jessi: Well…

Henry: When she was about to be arrested, she hit the sheriff over the head with a woman's purse and tried to grab the polar bear and run. She might have just gotten parole, but now she-

Jessi: Henry-

Henry: She has to go to anger management classes.

Alejandro: At the YMCA?

Jessi: Um… yes?

Alejandro: That's the one I'm taking Carla to!

Jessi: Henry!

Henry: Even I can't get you out of this one.

Jonah: Ever heard of karma? That's what you get for pretty much setting up my baby picture guy to be arrested for buying an illegal polar bear.

Amy: But wouldn't they search his house after he was arrested and find the pictures?

Jonah: Darn it! I have to get those pictures before a deputy sells my butt to People!

*Jonah runs out*

Amy: I really hope he meant the magazine.

A/N: IMPORTANT! Okay, next chapter... is the last one. Everyone is going to be interviewed at once, and that will be the final interview. Okay, so there's a bonus, but you won't know what the bonus is until the end of the next chapter. I'm sad :( it's ending, but I feel like I'm dragging it out. UNLESS I have the sudden urge to write an interview before the last one. But that will probaly not happen. It will be up some time in August because I'm taking off on vacation again, but I PROMISE It'll be up in that month.