A/N: Well, August is almost over, but still, I got it posted in the month of August. I'm improving. Now, I glanced over this, but didn't really edit, which sounds just awful since this is basically my finale, but the thing is, I feel like I've run out of juice. So while the finale is the supposed to be the most epic chapter ever... I just couldn't get it to the level of epicness I wanted it to be at. Authors note at the end is important, please read!

Jessi: You know, I don't think this room was made to hold… thirteen clue hunters. There is no way you're going to be able to fit in here too, Henry. You're the size of two Hamilton's. Alejandro is only a Hamilton and a half. Therefore, he get's doorway rights.

Henry: Then maybe, instead of pushing all the chairs to the back of the room so that they're all a good five feet away from you, you could move them up a foot and we could both be in the room for once.

Jessi: I would, but I don't want to be too close to Natalie. She wasn't happy about me making her wear the periwinkle prison jumper.

Henry: Then maybe I could stand at the front of the room between you and Natalie. I am a bodyguard after all.

Jessi: …That's a good point. Okay, front of the room.

Alejandro: What about me? Why am I at the back?

Jessi: In case they try to leave.

Hamilton: Umm… we can hear all of this. We're standing outside the door. Like… right here.

Jessi: I meant in case you try to leave before the interviews over.

Hamilton: Oh.

Jessi: Okay, so… Ian, sit in the chair in the corner.

Dan: Ha! You're in the corner!

Jessi: Dan, sit in the chair in front of Ian.

Dan: What!?

Jessi: I am not responsible to what he might or might not do to the back of your head. Okay, so then Amy, Nellie, Jonah, Sinead and Hamilton will fill the back row. Then Natalie sit by Dan, and Madison, Regan, Ned, Ted, and Alistair will take the front row. Got it?

Alistair: Yes, but why do we need a seating chart?

Henry: So that she would have an excuse why she wouldn't help us get all of the chairs we needed to for you guys.

Jessi: Hush, Henry.

Nellie: Natalie, what are you wearing?

Natalie: A periwinkle prison jumper.

Amy: Periwinkle?

Ian: It's a shade of blue.

Amy: I know that!

Dan: She requested mauve.

Natalie: And she gave me periwinkle.

Jessi: I still have the orange one if you want it.

Ian: Orange is not her color.

Natalie: Ian!

Ian: Well, it's not. Do you remember when you got that fake tan and you resembled an overgrown carrot? It clashed horribly with your green dress.

Jonah: When did you buy a fake tan?

Ian: When she was ten and grounded inside the mansion for the summer. She refused to go back to school without it looking like she'd been somewhere exotic all summer. Instead she went back looking like she'd spent the three months with Willy Wonka.

Ned: You could've been blue.

Natalie: Orange was bad enough, thank you.

Jessi: You should be happy I took off the butt bedazzlement.

Jonah: Ha-ha, butt bedazzlement?

Ned: As if you can talk Jonah, with all of the jewelry you wear. I'm surprised you haven't done it all ready.

Jonah: … You know what; you might be on to something.

Jessi: I get thirty percent of all future profits.

Jonah: Deal.

Natalie: Um, hello? It was my butt in the first place! Where's my cut?

Jessi: Um, hello? It was my bedazzle skills and ingenuity. Get your own line of Jonah products.

Natalie: Jonah, how would you like to have you own line of designer prison jumpers?

Alistair: I mauve, I presume?

Natalie: You know it.

Nellie: Okay, that's a little too far. Seriously, you might as well combine them and put your face on the butt of a mauve prison jumper.

Jonah: You guys should be my new marketing team. Seriously, you guys are good.

Nellie: There is something wrong with you.

Jonah: You have to admit. I could make prison stylish.

Sinead: Wouldn't you be encouraging kids to go to prison?

Jonah: No, I'm encouraging kids to wear prison jumpers. And if they happen to go to prison, they'll be the coolest kids there.

Sinead: Can you honestly tell me this is a good idea?

Alejandro: It's a better idea than the one I had about curing Henry's llama fear.

Ian: What is your issue with llamas?

Henry: This is your interview, not mine.

Alejandro: Oooh! They could interview us Henry! Wouldn't that be fun?

Henry: No.

Alejandro: Think on it.

Henry: …It's still a no.

Alejandro: But-

Henry: And will always be a no.

*Al's phone rings*

Alejandro: What? Um… Okay, be right down. *He leaves*

Jessi: Henry, where is he going?

Henry: How should I know?

Jessi: Um… Okay then. That was weird.

Ian: The llama thing is still weird.

Alistair: I was afraid of fruit cake when I was a child.

Ted: …Huh?

Alistair: I had a terrible fear that if I ate a piece of fruit cake, that it would become lodged in my throat and I would die. That's how a father of a friend of mine died. And his mother had to go the hospital when a maid threw a practically stale fruit cake at her head.

Dan: That… that is even stranger than the llama thing.

Ned: When Sinead was little, she used to wake up screaming that our Great Aunt Edna was going to eat her.

Sinead: Because she called me cookie and had a strange obsession with Sesame Street, especially with the Cookie Monster. And she had a really big mouth and blue hair. Can you blame me?

Natalie: Ian hasn't been able to buy pants without wincing ever sense Buffy took a bite of his buns.

Ian: …Does anyone else hear tiny barking?

Natalie: I think he's getting worse…

Jessi: No, I hear it to.

Alejandro: *We can't see him, he just stepped off the elevator* Um, Ted, do you own six puppies?

Ted: Yes, but Harold is supposed to be in the car, watching them. They're Flamsteed's and Buffy's.

Alejandro: I think… they got out.

*Al walks in with six not so tiny puppies following him.*

Ian: That beast has spawn!?

Alistair: I'm sure Buffy will think the same thing if you ever have children.

*It is obvious Buffy is the mother, because when they saw Ian, they attacked his pants."

Ian: Get them off!

Jessi: They are so cute!

Ian: I beg to differ!

*After about thirty seconds, myself, Amy, Sinead, Hamilton (Who so only got up because Sinead did), and Regan (Who did it not to help Ian, but to hold a puppy) each grabbed one and got them off.*

Jessi: Aw, Ian, how can you hate this adorable little face?

*I lifted the puppy up to Ian's own not so adorable face… but I failed to notice it had dug my pepper spray out of my pocket and had it in its mouth. And bit. And I'm sorry, Ian. Because he got pepper sprayed in the face by a puppy. Oops.*

Ian: Ahhhhh!

Amy: Ian! Are you okay?

*Total adorable Amian moment where she held him. Except that he was in too much pain to notice or care much.*

Natalie: I want that puppy! I shall name her Prada.

Jessi: You want the dog that just pepper sprayed your brother?

Dan: If she's going to have a pet, it might as well be as vicious as she is.

Natalie: You know what? I am so tired of you! I don't know how this Danatalie thing got started, but it is soooo wrong because it is not going to happen.

Alejandro: I sense that she is upset about that still.

Jessi: Good observation, Al.

Alejandro: Really?

*I should have made Natalie wear slippers or something; because there is no doubt that her stilettos have left a scar on Dan's shin when she kicked him. And then, because whenever there is violence of any kind, a Holt must join in, Regan tackled Jonah, Madison attacked Sinead, so Hamilton tried to fight of his sister, and Nellie was somehow thrown across the room into Alistair who hit Ted in the face with his cane. Ted seemed to think that this was Ned and was totally confused by all the noise, so he punched him the face. And I, being the kind soul I am, gathered up all of the puppies to make sure they weren't trampled, but Prada got free and went back to eating Ian's pants.*

Jessi: You know Henry, this interview went really well.

A/N: SUPER DUPER IMPORTANT NOTE, NOT JUST A SAPPY THIS IS LAST CHAPTER THING.

Okay, if your reading this, you rock. So, it's over... and the thing is, I have a bonus idea. Okay, so... would it be totally lame if I got one or a couple of the characters to interview Henry, Alajandro, and (maybe, no promises on this one) me? Because I thought about that last chapter, and then I thought "Nah. They want Clue Hunters. We are an interviewer and two body guards." It would take three chapters, if I did it they would not come out like tomorrow or really any time soon, but I wanted to know if I should even bother. Soo... if you could please take a minute of your life to PLEASE just review with a simple "No." or a "Yes," and what clue hunter(s) you would like to do the interview (Could be a different clue hunter for each one, whatever yall want) that would be AMAZING and I would ADORE you. I considered just letting someone funnier than me write them... but then I remembered that I made the characters, I should probaly do any possible interviewing. And THEN I thought "Well, I can make a contest for Henry interviews and see how that goes" but realized I don't even know how to do that and no one would enter. SO I've just written a really long authors note with a whole bunch of unimportant info about stuff I'm NOT gonna do. Wow, aren't I brilliant?

OH! And I love reading yalls reviews, and in case you don't want to review on the bonus thing, what would be a wacky Jonah Product you think he would actually sale? Cause there are some funny things out there that he so would sale that don't involve butt bedazzlement and prison jumpers.