Chapter 20
It was a busy lunch period in school. Stan, Cartman and Kenny were at the table today with Wendy and Bebe. Kenny thought it be an awesome idea to have his girlfriend over to his table, so he could talk to her and his friends, plus Wendy was Stan's girlfriend which made sense for her to come also to the table. While the group was chatting, Stan was wondering where Kyle was, he assumed that the Jewish friend was probably at the library again working on some assignments. A few minutes later, Kyle arrived at the table with Rebecca, everyone was quite surprised to see him.
"Wow, looks like a big group today" Kyle did not expect to see Bebe and Wendy at their table today.
"Hey Kyle" Kenny turned around and waved at him.
"Hi Kyle" Wendy and Bebe said a few seconds after each other.
"Kyle!" Stan was glad to see his friend was here today with the group.
Cartman finished a bite of his sandwich and looked up at Kyle, he was about to say something until he saw Rebecca behind him.
"Who's she?" Cartman pointed to Rebecca.
The entire group rotated their heads to see who Cartman was talking about. They all saw Rebecca, all of them were wondering who she was, except for Stan, he already knew.
"That's what I came to talk about" as he turns and looks at Rebecca. "Rebecca and I are now dating!"
The group were all stunned to hear this, they never expected Kyle to have a relationship in high school, most were assuming that Kyle wasn't going to care about relationship until he was done with University, since he never did show any interest in girls and he was serious about his grades.
"Grats Kyle!" Kenny was excited for his friend.
"Congratulations Rebecca, and I can see why you like him too, he does have a great ass!" Bebe said to Rebecca.
Wendy and Stan were laughing when they heard that.
Rebecca at that moment was blushing, she was too embarrassed to say something.
"Wait.. WHAT?" Kenny was shock to hear this.
"I'm sorry Kenny, but Kyle does have a great ass"
Kyle chuckled a bit, he found it funny how Kenny's girlfriend commented on his ass, but again she did said his ass was good back in the 3rd grade.
"I wouldn't date him if I were you" Cartman said out of the blues.
Rebecca gave Cartman a confused look. "H-how come?"
This was the group's first time, except for Stan, who heard Rebecca talk since she arrived. They all noticed that she was stammering when she talked and thought that was kinda weird, but they didn't comment.
"It's because Kyle's a Jew, and we all know that Jew's can't be trusted" Cartman said with a smirk.
"Shut the fuck up Cartman!" Kyle got enraged when he heard that.
Kenny and Bebe found it pretty funny, Wendy didn't like how he made fun of the Jew's and Kyle, and Stan just rolled his eyes because he knew there was going to be some confrontation that he will intervene to prevent either one from killing each other.
"Why don't you make me Kahl!" Cartman stood up and slammed his hands on the table.
They soon ran up to each other, Stan came in to block them once again. The situation was starting to look like the exact same thing like the last time the two were piss. Kenny, Bebe, and Wendy were laughing at the two of them, Rebecca wasn't for sure how to react to this. She was looking at the group and was wondering why they were laughing, were threats funny to people? Were they merely jokes? She wasn't for sure how to answer them, but she just watched them and pretended to understand what was happening.
"Fuck!" Stan sounded more agitated than usual. "Can you two try not to kill each other for once!" Stan's body was seriously getting tired of this, he hasn't fully recovered from the cold so he wasn't as his full strength, and keeping the two of them away was strenuous to him.
Stan's word got into Kyle's head and he stopped, even Cartman stopped too.
"Thank you!" Stan was glad the two were done, for now.
"Anyway guys, classes are starting, so we better get going" Stan told the group.
Kyle looked at his watch. "Oh shit you're right" Kyle picked up his bag on the ground and went to Rebecca.
"I'll see you later Rebecca"
"Bye Kyle"
Kyle gave Rebecca a kiss on her cheeks and went on to his next class. Rebecca placed her hands at where Kyle kiss her and started to blush. She then watched him run to his next class.
"AWWW!" the two girls saw that, Rebecca's reaction looked so adorable.
"Alright Bebe, I'll see you later"
"See you Kenny" The two gave each other a kiss before leaving.
"Come on Cartman let's go"
"Fuck why does lunch gotta be so short" Cartman sighed in disbelief.
"Time ain't on our side" as Kenny puts his hands out
"No shit" Cartman got up from the table, and the two went off to class.
"See ya Wendy"
"Bye Stan" Stan was walking to his next class now.
Wendy was in her class now, but her mind was else where. She was thinking of why Bebe, and Kyle's romantic life looked so good. Wendy heard stories about Bebe's days with Kenny, of how sweet he is, and the fun activities they would do. She was now thinking about Kyle's, though the two of them seem to be a new couple, Kyle seems to be very happy with Rebecca. She was wondering why Stan didn't do much romantic stuff. They have been dating for 7 years so Stan has had lot's of opportunity to be romantic or at least try his best at it, even if they didn't succeed. Wendy was starting to think that Stan wasn't a person who was truly the romantic type, and that he might never will. She felt sadden by this and thought to herself that Stan probably wasn't the best with the romance stuff and she shouldn't worry too much about it. Unfortunately it didn't stop her because she did like those stuff. It's an important part in a relationship, which makes the bond of the two people much stronger and gets them to spend time with each other.
Her class soon ended, Wendy was quite surprised when she learned that, it just felt like she just got here. Looks like time flies when you're thinking. While on the subject of this, she was thinking about Cartman. Cartman has been in her mind for a few weeks now, and she wasn't for sure why. The two of them weren't really friends, though Wendy considered him as one, but Cartman on the other hand had the opposite feeling to it. Plus the two of them have nothing in common associated between each other for him to be in her head. It was a rather weird deal for Wendy. It was probably due to some of the time they have spent together in the last few weeks, but even with those events he shouldn't have been in her mind that much. Wendy was starting to wonder if the reason why she's been thinking of Cartman was because...
Wendy shock her head so quickly that her hair flew crazily in the air. "No it couldn't be!"
"Could it..." Wendy wasn't entirely sure of what she thinking right now. Before she was able to finish her thought, she crashed onto something and fell on her ass.
"Ow!" the impact didn't hurt too bad, but it still had a stingy feeling to it.
"God damn it! Watch where your going Ho!"
Wendy's eyes were closed when she fell, but she knew from that voice who it was.
"Cartman" Wendy opened her eyes to see that Cartman was also on the ground on his ass. It was quite scary to see that Wendy was able to knock Cartman down, even if it was by accident.
The two of them got up.
Wendy was wiping the dust off of her purple jacket, and her pants. "Sorry Cartman"
"Damn right you are, what would have happened if I had hurt my beautiful ass"
Cartman turned his head to see if his ass was fine. Wendy had no choice, but to face palm, she had no comments towards Cartman.
While Cartman was still checking his ass, Wendy found it a bad timing to have met Cartman now, seeing him now was not going to let her finish her thoughts about him before.
Wendy soon remembered about something she was supposed to give to Cartman today, she totally forgot about it when she and Bebe went to the group's table, and especially after learning of Kyle's new girlfriend.
"Cartman, I have something to give you"
Cartman stopped for a moment to look at the girl. His eyes narrowed at her when she said that. "Why?"
Although he was about to receive something, he was curious of why she was giving something to him.
"It's for helping me out at that party, I didn't thoroughly thank you for it, so I made something for you"
"It's about God damn time I say" Cartman sure was being rude about this.
Wendy was a little mad, she was being nice to him by giving him something and he wasn't showing any gratitude towards it, but again this was to be expected from Cartman.
Wendy dug into her backpack to pulled out a zip-lock bag.
"Here" as she hands the bag to Cartman "It's quadruple stuff oreos"
"Th-thanks..."
Wendy smiled and was glad to hear at least a thanks. Something about it sounded rather sad. She looked at his face to see that his eyes were focused on the oreos. Beyond that, his face looked rather sad, like when the two of them were at the ice cream parlour. Wendy was wondering what was happening with Cartman.
She tugged on his arm to see if she could get him to react. Luckily it did work, and Cartman lost focus on the oreo and looked at Wendy.
"Are you ok Cartman?" Wendy looked at him with a look of concern.
"Y-yeah" Cartman for a moment lost his cool.
Wendy was thinking if he was telling the truth or not. Cartman wasn't one for being the most honest person, but she felt that she should trust and believe him when he said he was fine.
"Alright Cartman"
Wendy looked at the time to see that she had about one minute left until class. "Shit I got class soon, I'll see you later Cartman"
"Just try not to cause any more accidents Ho"
Cartman had a smirk on his face, while Wendy gave him a frown, but once she thought about it, she smiled back at him. After that Wendy and Cartman walked to their separate classes. Well more like Wendy was going to her class, while Cartman was going to be skipping classes with Kenny probably.
School finally ended and the kids were out to hang with their friends for the day. Stan was waiting outside for Kyle to come out so the two of them can hang out. A few minutes later, Kyle emerged from the door, but it seemed that Rebecca was walking with Kyle also.
"Hey Kyle. Hi Rebecca" Stan was glad to see his friend, but was not expecting to see Rebecca, even though she was Kyle's girlfriend.
"Hey Stan" Kyle said
"H-hi Stan" Rebecca said politely
"Kyle, you ready to go to my place and play some games, I am so not in the mood to do any homework"
Kyle looked at Stan with a worried face. "Ah shit Stan, I forgot about it, Rebecca and I were planing on studying together, and then just talking after that"
"Oh..." Stan looked sadden by the fact Kyle forgot that they were going to hang with each other today.
Kyle didn't want to disappoint him, so he was thinking of the best way to make both parties happy.
"Stan"
Stan looked up at Kyle. "Yeah?"
"I think I have an idea. Rebecca" Kyle turned towards Rebecca.
"Yes Kyle?" Rebecca was wondering what was Kyle's plan.
"Do you want to join with me and Stan?"
"Ok i-it sounds like fun, I think" Rebecca wasn't too sure about whether it be fun or not, but she trusted Kyle.
"Oh shit, I forgot to ask if you were ok with it Stan?"
Stan wasn't ok with it, he just wanted it to be him and Kyle, relaxing and just playing some games, but he didn't want to appear rude. "Yeah I'm cool with that" he lied
Stan had nothing against Rebecca, the two of them have only said hi to each other, but he felt that something bad was going to happen if she came.
The three of them were now walking to Stan's house. Stan and Kyle were talking about how their classes went. Stan was glad to talk to Kyle, even if it was a menial as classes, since the two of them haven't gotten to spend time much in the past week. Kyle would try to get Rebecca into his and Stan's conversation about classes, most of the time she would said "That it was fine" or "She hadn't noticed". Stan didn't like how Kyle tried to bring Rebecca into the conversation, he could understand why Kyle would want to bring try to bring Rebecca into the conversation, but damn it he didn't need to ask every single time.
The trio soon arrived at Stan's house. Stan opened the door and the three entered the house.
"So Stan, what are we going to be playing today?"
"I bought that new game that everyone has been talking about"
Kyle wasn't into the current fad of what games were good and what not, so he decided not to guess. "So what's the game?"
"Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3"
"Fuck!" Kyle placed his hand over his face. "Not another fucking shooting game!" he shouted in disgust.
"Aw stop your whining man, it's not that bad"
"I swear Stan... you and your shooting games"
"Whatever Kyle" Stan wasn't liking Kyle's bitching.
Stan went to his Xbox 360 and inserted the disc in, he then took the two controllers and passed one to Kyle as he went to sit on the couch. Kyle soon got himself seated in the middle of the couch, Rebecca sat beside Kyle. They started the game, and went to play online with other people.
"So Kyle, what a-are you and Stan doing right n-now?" Rebecca was truly lost on what Stan and Kyle were doing at the moment.
"We're playing a match right now, and we're just waiting for the countdown to be finish so we can start"
"Oh. W-what is the objective of this m-match?"
"I believe it's to kill as much people as possible, until one of the team get's to a certain amount of points"
"O-ok"
The match soon started, every player was running and trying to find people to kill, it didn't take long for one of the players to find Kyle and kill him.
"Ah damn it!" Kyle was pissed that he died so quickly.
"Shit Kyle, that was fast" Stan was surprised at how fast Kyle died.
A few moments later Kyle's character respawn.
Rebecca looked at the screen like it was doing magic.
"Kyle, I thought y-you died?"
"Oh yeah I did, but in this game, when you die you respawn, which means you come back a few seconds later"
"D-doesn't this defeat the purpose of t-trying to stay alive if your character can come back from being killed?" she did raise valid points, but it appeared she has never played video games before.
"I guess, but it makes things more fun, since we can just come back in quickly and start shooting again"
"I-I see" absorbing all of this info was harder than she thought.
Through out the game, Rebecca was asking more question about the game and Kyle was answering every single one of them. Stan was starting to get annoyed from hearing Rebecca asking Kyle questions about the game. He understood that Rebecca has probably never seen a video game due to her questions, but he felt that she didn't need to keep asking one every three seconds. Unfortunately due to Rebecca's constant questioning, and he wasn't able to talk to Kyle since he was busy answering all of Rebecca's question. This seriously was not how Stan wanted to spend his time with Kyle. He was now frustrated, so he dropped his controller and stood up.
Kyle looked up at his friend "Hey Stan, what are you doing?"
"I'm going to get a drink of water" luckily Stan was able to think of an excuse on the spot.
"Alright man, don't take too long, I still gotta kill you in this game"
Stan laughed at what Kyle said. "Uh-huh" Stan was highly doubtful of Kyle. "Be right back" Stan went into the kitchen and grabbed himself a glass of water.
Stan stayed in the kitchen even after he got his drink. Stan felt rather sad because the reason he invited Kyle over was for them to hang, play some video games and to talk about some of the random shit that happened to them, but that wasn't happening. Stan was starting to regret allowing Rebecca to come over. Stan checked to see that he was in the kitchen for about ten minutes, he thought that he should go back to the living room now, Kyle might be wondering what was taking him so long. When Stan entered the living room, he saw that Kyle was teaching Rebecca how to use the controller. It was pretty funny because the way Rebecca was trying to understand the controller, it looked like a toddler trying to figure out it's playpen. The one good part about it was that at least Kyle didn't wonder why it took him so long to come back.
Stan decided to go back to the kitchen. He thought that it was best that he didn't get involved with Kyle and Rebecca when they were spending time together, he was pretty much invisible to Kyle during that time. It was a while before Kyle started to noticed that Stan was missing, he recall that the last place Stan said he was going to get a drink of water, so probably the kitchen. Kyle got up and walked over to the kitchen to see that Stan was there sitting there eating a sandwich.
"Oh shit, there you are"
Stan turned to Kyle, and sallow whatever bits was left in his mouth. "Hey Kyle"
"Why you made a sandwich?"
"Um because I was hungry?" Stan couldn't tell if Kyle was serious or not?
"No, I mean why you only made a sandwich?"
Stan for a moment was trying to process what the hell his friend meant. He soon figured it out and laugh at how Kyle played that sentence.
"Haha, you're funny Kyle"
Kyle started to laugh now too. "I guess so"
"Stan, you mind giving me the other half of your sandwich?"
Stan didn't really want to give Kyle the other half because he was hungry, but Kyle also looked hungry.
"Yeah, sure" Stan passed Kyle the other half.
"Thanks man!" Kyle soon was chomping on that sandwich.
"Yo Stan" Kyle said once he finished the sandwich
"Yeah Kyle?" Stan was interested to hear what Kyle was going to say.
"I'm sorry we didn't get to hang out much because I didn't plan properly"
Stan was happy to hear that Kyle was sorry for not spending time with him. "Don't worry too much man"
Kyle looked at his watch, and it was about 7o clock. "Shit, I better take Rebecca home, it's getting late"
"All right man"
Stan and Kyle went to the living room. Kyle and Rebecca got packing and were soon at the door. "See ya Stan" Kyle waved to his friend.
"B-bye Stan" Rebecca said.
Stan waved good bye to the both of them. Stan was still feeling sad. He was hoping that playing the game would make him feel better. Unfortunately it didn't really help him much. Although Stan wasn't really tired, he decided to go to sleep and hope that it would make him feel better.
Looks like it wasn't Stan's day :(
I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter and thanks again for reading.
