Dear Nore.

Sorry for taking kinda long with answering. My damned puffin decided to go missing, which I basically couldn't have cared less, he could have stayed
missing for all I care. But then Danmörk started harassing me via phone (I swear he was trying to talk my ear off) complaining something about throwing hákarl at him, or something, so I decided to take some time off from paper work, and relaxed at my hot springs where there's no internet or phone connection.

So, I should go asking about your relationship status from Danmörk?

Hah! Don't lecture; I know you and Sví enjoy your fermented fish, too. Mine is just a bit more hardcore.

-Iceland

P.S. Nothing. You need to get glasses, you're eyes are deceiving you as well.

P.P.S. Yeah. You know that from first hand. *smirk*

P.P.P.S. Mention one?

P.P.P.P.S. As for that Duilin who wrote to you, eww. I know you're not like
that and I don't like you that way. Just, eww.

(AN: Sorry for taking this long, really, I've just been busy with my exam week (I'm doing my last year of high school~) and other stuff and things have been piling up. xD And I just got a new PC (which is my brother's old, ** gadget), my previous one died back in August. Also, I'm a cat person and I know a fair bit of cat breeds (but I'm allergic so I can't get my own little furball D'x), Norwegian forest cat is probably my favorite breed. (My cousin has one called Jekku (="Trick" or "Prank"), btw. xD) I have actually read white with blue eyes is accepted colour for Norwegian forest cat, but that kind of cats are rare and far in between. And we can forgive Hima-sama for some stylizing, right? xD I'm also quite interested what nicknames you can give your cat in Norwegian~ Also, Norge (How do you pronounce his name, btw? x'D My darling doesn't have phonetic marks...) reminds me scarily much about myself, to me crying in front of people is the most strictest no-no. And I know about hákarl, it's pretty infamous to everyone in Hetalia fandom. xD But I thought the most disgusting food in the world was lutefisk. xD And too long rant again, sorry. xD)

Kjære lillebror Island.

Puffin was over here. He didn't like what Duilin said, and deemed me responsible for it.

Danmark always has something to complain about. But I think it was our dad who threw the shark, on your behalf. He wants to know if you still have the necklace he gave you as a child though.

…why would you need that? You know Danmark would never tell the truth. And did you not just say you were tired of having him around?

Then stop complaining that fish smell bad. It doesn't. Though your shark does.

-Storebror Norge.

P.S: If my eyes are deceiving me, what are they deceiving me from seeing?

P.P.S: What are you trying to imply by saying it like that?

P.P.P.S: Rusken, lurven, snøball, hårball, kitzmil-katze, trollunge, are a few of them.

P.P.P.P.S: I know. I still think we should share a bath again sometime. I could wash your back for you.

(a/n: Translations:

Rusken – (this one's hard to translate . ) "Rusk" means something like "speck of dust", or light trash or something like that. But we also call "drizzly weather" for "ruskevær"… sooo you guys will just have to understand this name based on that. xD Sorry.

Lurven – that something is "lurvet" means "shabby".

I realize these two names are hard to understand. X) It's not that we mean the cat is trash by calling it Rusken, or that it is shabby by calling it Lurven. But if the cat has fur that sticks out everywhere, and is a little "messy" that way and such, then it's a cute name to call them.

Snøball – snowball.

Kitzmil-katze – Means nothing. It's a name my dad uses for his cat. It means nothing whatsoever in Norwegian, but it's fun to say. X)

Trollunge - Troll child.

I'm doing my last year of high school too~ :D

Yes, white with blue is a colour. It's just that I have never seen a Norwegian forest cat that is white. xD I'd say the most "normal" ones the brown-ish and black-ish ones, and if the cat is white it's mixed with other colours as well. But I'm no expert by a long shot, so I don't really have any idea. I'm just basing it on the few things I do know, and what I've seen on the few cat exhibitions I attended a few years back. X)

If you wanna know how to pronounce "Norge", then go to my "Norway's language course" story. He says it at the beginning of both video 1 and 2 (link in the chapters). :3

HOLY H*LL long a/n O.o)