Please excuse all mistakes this was posted special for someone who really needed a lift :)
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Ugh! He was bored.
There was nothing to do. He'd done his rounds earlier today and there was nothing interesting out there.
He ran about her room spastically.
He loves when he loses traction and slides about.
Shwup!
He slips on the slick wood floor and slides beneath her bed.
Ooooo!
So soft and silky and slippery.
He's found that thing she was looking for yesterday
She called it undergarment
He paws it loving the way it felt.
He noses at it and rolls around on it, obsessing over it.
He stands up abruptly and takes it gently into his mouth.
He has to take it and hide it
If she found it she'd take it from him
He slinks to the door and stares at it.
Pink! The bolt slides back and the door pops open.
He sticks his head out the door, sniffs and listens intently
He can't get caught
Positive that no one is around he darts out the door.
Thunk! Umph!
He trips over the undergarment and scrabbles to get back up.
He searches wildly about the room
Where could he put his precious undergarment that she would never find it.
Ah ha! She never goes into Pete man's room.
He runs the rest of the way careful not to trip and his silky undergarment
He stares at Pete man's door and it opens with a squeak
He darts in and weaves through various articles of clothing and files littering the floor
He digs his nails into the bed spread and climbs up on to bed to get a better view of the disaster area.
Where could he hide his precious?
He places the article gently on the bed and noses it around.
Creak! Squeak!
Uh oh, some one was coming!
He freezes, what was he going to do?
He sits possessively on his precious as Pete man's door opens
"Ah!" Pete man yells startled
"Uh…what you doin' buddy?"
He cocks his head to the side and stares at Pete man.
"Whatcha got there?" Stupid man asks reaching for his precious.
He squeaks in out rage and nips at Stupid man's fingers
"Gaaa! MYKA!" he yells snatching back his hand, "Your rabid ferret is in my room trying to bite me!"
Uh O, Stupid man was calling her. She was not going to be happy with him
As much as he liked the precious, he more disliked when she was mad.
He darts off the bed and out of the room. Perhaps if he is not there she will blame stupid man instead.
He disappears into her room and under his blanket in his cage and listens as she makes her way up the stairs.
"What?!" she calls in shock
"Your stupid ferret just tried to bite me" stupid man accuses
"What did you do to him, Pete?" she asks exasperated
"Me? Why do you assume it was me? He was the one sitting on my bed messing with some clothes."
"Ugh! Look at this mess Pete! It's a pig sty." she says in disgust
"Look he was messing with this- O my, really Myka? If you wanted me you didn't have to have your ferret convince me." he teases
"What?!"
"I'm flattered really. And you even picked one the color of my eyes"
"What? Pete what are you blathering about?"
"Ya know, I didn't even know you owned such…interesting wear"
"Pete, If you don't tell me what your talking about right-" she warned "O MY GOD. HAND THAT OVER RIGHT NOW!" she screechs
He has a feeling that cookies wont be on the menu for a long long time.
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Hope you enjoyed! And if anyone else ever needs a lift shout out to me and I'll try my best to brighten your crappy day...or life depending on who your are lol
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