Chapter 28
Kenny was in the living room, trying on a tuxedo. He was dressing up for Wendy's choir performance. He went into the washroom to check on how he looked. The tux looked perfect. It had the handkerchief, the white shirt, and the tie too. He also was checking his hair, it looked messy as usual, which meant his hair was looking good. Kenny looked suave and sophisticated, something he was really enjoying. This wasn't something Kenny would be seeing much, so he tried to have fun with it. Kenny was talking to himself in the mirror like James Bond, with the British accent too, and very well if I might add.
"McCormick, Kenny McCormick" Although it didn't sound as awesome as 'Bond, James Bond', it was fun to do anyways.
"Shaken, not Stirred" Kenny was looking all serious when he said that.
He kept going for another five minutes with the one liners until he realized that he was talking to himself like an idiot, which surprisingly was quite often. He exited the washroom and was sitting on the couch now. Another five minutes passed and he was wondering what was taking Cartman so long. Cartman was going to be wearing his usual clothes for this and it really didn't take long to put on.
"Cartman are you close to done yet? I've been waiting for a while now for you"
"Calm the fuck down Kenny, I'm almost done, God!"
Five minutes passed again, and he wasn't done, this was starting to annoy him. He wanted to go to Kyle's house soon so the group could meet up there. Kenny thought for a moment to see if there was anything else he should do before going. Kenny needed cologne. He didn't smell bad, in fact he took a shower an hour ago, but he felt that some cologne would be beneficial to him. Knowing that there wasn't going to be any bottle of cologne in the living room, he decided to check if Cartman had any. Kenny was thinking that Cartman didn't had any cologne because he wasn't the type of guy to wear any, but it couldn't hurt to check though, hopefully at least. Kenny walked to Cartman's door and opened it up.
"Hey Cartman, you got any cologne?"
Kenny saw something he never would have believed. Cartman was wearing a tuxedo. Cartman was not one to dress for special events, every single one of them he would just dress in his usual clothing because he was always lazy to dress nicely. This was a pretty big shocker to Kenny, his mouth was falling down to the ground.
"The fuck are you staring at poor boy?"
Kenny didn't realized that he was staring at Cartman the whole time. "Oh sorry man, just wasn't expecting to see you wearing a tux?"
"Why?"
"I don't know Cartman, it just looks so funny now that your wearing one" Kenny was laughing a bit.
"Ha ha, very funny Kenny, fuck off" Cartman flipped a finger at him.
Kenny disregarded the comment he just received, but there was something on his mind though.
"Cartman"
"What?" Cartman sounded angry as usual. He was looking at himself in the mirror, trying to get tie his tie properly, sounding frustrated.
"Why are you wearing a tux?"
"Does it matter?" he sounded like he wanted to avoid Kenny's question.
"Well I'm just curious, I know you hate dressing nicely for special occasions, and I heard you specifically say you didn't want to wear a suit to Wendy. So why are you wearing one when you said you would go if you didn't need to wear one?" Kenny was not understanding this one bit. There's a lot of things Cartman has done that is confusing as fuck, but this one was probably at least in the top ten.
Cartman was quiet, too quiet, it was scaring Kenny now. Cartman was never the one to ever shut up and sometimes, Kenny wished he would experience a moment when Cartman would be quiet. Kenny now has and he was starting to regret it. Cartman didn't bother looking at Kenny, he was still focused on his tie.
"Fuck, I hate these stupid ties" Unfortunately it didn't answer his question. It was obvious that Cartman was trying to steer away from the subject.
"Heh, it's not that bad Cartman" Kenny decided to follow him on it.
"Oh shut up Kenny" he hated the fact that Kenny had his tie perfectly.
"You want to know how to do it Cartman?"
Cartman paused for a moment. He really didn't want to accept help from Kenny because he was too arrogant, but at this point Cartman was out of options.
"Fuck... fine" he sighed
"Watch Cartman"
Cartman looked at Kenny intensely, making sure he wouldn't miss a detail on how to deal with these fucking ties. Kenny took his hand and placed it over the tie. Cartman was anticipating for some crazy trick to untie it. Instead, Kenny grabbed on the tie and took it off. The tie was still in it's original appearance.
"The fuck?" Cartman was now confused out of his mind.
"The secret, my friend, is clip on ties" as Kenny puts the tie back on the suit.
"Are you shitting me right now Kenny?"
"Nope. Just use a clip on tie, it works effective"
Kenny went into his pocket and pulled out a tie.
"Here, you want one?" Kenny was holding out the tie to Cartman, somewhat teasing him.
"Why the fuck do you have an extra tie in your pocket?"
Kenny shrugged. "Eh, you never know when this situation pops up"
"I guess..." Cartman grumbled. He hated that somehow, Kenny had predicted this to happen.
Kenny walked over to Cartman, took out the tie Cartman was working on and threw it to the ground. Kenny placed the clip on tie to Cartman, and walla, it's done.
Cartman looked at himself in the mirror, as much as he hated to say it, he enjoyed how the tux looked on him.
"There we go" Kenny was looking at the mirror at Cartman's reflection. "Not bad Cartman, you actually look cool with that tux"
Cartman ignored Kenny's comment, even though it was a positive one.
"Th-thanks for the help on the tie poor boy..." he looked away from Kenny, unable to look him straight at the face when telling him that.
"Ah its no big" Kenny soon remembered why he came to Cartman's room in the first place. Oh dude, you got some cologne?"
"Yeah I do, go to my drawer"
"Ok" Kenny was a bit surprised that he had cologne, but he sure wasn't complaining.
"Don't fucking steal anything from it!" Cartman yelled.
Kenny laughed a bit, he always found Cartman's distrust to be funny. "Alright man"
Kenny went into one of Cartman's drawer, took out the cologne bottle and spray once on his suit. He was now fully prepared for the night.
Now that Cartman was finally done, he left his room and the two were at the door putting on their shoes.
"Oh yeah Cartman"
"What?" Cartman finished putting on his shoes.
Kenny put on his shoes first before finishing his sentence. He stood up and looked at Cartman. It was a while before Kenny said anything "I don't blame you man" He said with a compassionate face.
Cartman looked at Kenny's face, feeling like he knew what Kenny meant. The two were in silence, neither one knowing what to say now. Kenny found it a bit weird after saying that, while Cartman just didn't want to say anything.
"Anyways... we better be going, we gotta be at Kyle's place soon, Bebe's meeting us there and then driving us to watch Wendy's choir performance.
"Yeah..."
The two left the house and started to walk to Kyle's house.
"Fuck, why the hell are we going to Kyle's house? Knowing him, he's probably going to be counting his Jew gold, or plotting some terrorist attack against America. No good dirty Jews" Cartman said with much hate.
Kenny found it amusing, as much as he didn't agree with Cartman's views about Jewish people, it's always fun to see how much hate he had on them.
Kenny was thinking about what he said to Cartman back at the house. He was surprised that Cartman didn't say anything to what he said, that he didn't lie, or deny any of it. That Cartman didn't mind him knowing it. That Cartman accepted him to know it. Kenny smiled a bit, he was happy to know that Cartman really trusted him as a friend, even though Cartman says that he doesn't because he was poor.
Stan was sitting down at a table, looking over the menu. He was at the restaurant where Rebecca was planing to go to with Kyle. The restaurant was exquisite, the menu was written in some fancy handwriting and it looked neat. The place was decorated to accommodate for couples on dates, or those here for a fancy time with gourmet food. Stan was quite surprised that he was able to come here at all, the place looked like it would have easily been booked for months. But knowing South Park, not a lot of people had taste at all. Stan wasn't here just to taste the food they had here, he had something to do here. Stan checked his watch, seeing how much time there was left. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Rebecca showed up on time. If anything about Rebecca, she was a punctual person. Stan watched Rebecca as she asked the waiter for the table she reserved. The waiter took her to a table near the windows. There was a candle stick in the middle, the waiter lighted it up and gave her the menu to look through while she waited for Kyle. Stan was in a position where he was able to see Rebecca's table, while it would be hard for her to see him.
"Um sir"
Stan looked up to see that it was the waiter.
"Ah yes?"
"Are you ready to order or do you still need more time?"
Stan totally forgot about picking something to eat. He took a quick scan before he ordered something.
"I'll have the steak"
"Certainly sir" the waiter wrote down Stan's order. "Do you need anything else?"
Stan looked at Rebecca before turning back to the waiter. "No, that should be it"
"Alright then" the waiter was walking back into the kitchen
Stan took a sip of his water and looked at Rebecca. When he put his glass down, an evil grin appeared on his face. This night was going to turn out well for Stan.
Cartman and Kenny were at Kyle's door right now. Kenny rang the bell.
The door opened, but it seemed that Ike was the one to open it.
"Hi guys" Ike was looking at the two guys, all dressed up for the occasion. "You guys look not bad, didn't think you guys wore anything other than your winter outfit"
"Ha, that is true Ike. It does feels a bit weird not wearing my parka"
While Kenny and Ike were talking, Cartman wore a grin on his face, remembering a "little" conversation he had a while back.
"You guys might want to come inside"
Both of them realizing that they were outside the whole time, the two entered inside the house.
"Be right back Cartman, I'm going to take a piss, then I'll call Kyle down"
"Yeah" Cartman didn't care about what Kenny just said now.
Kenny ran upstairs to find Kyle's washroom.
Ike and Cartman were now alone in the room. This was probably the first time the two have ever been in the same room together without Kyle. Cartman went to Kyle's couch and laid there, relaxed. The suit wasn't making it much easier though.
"So Ike"
He turned to look at Cartman, who was still lying on the couch. "Yeah?"
"Anything new happened at school lately?" Cartman was drawing out what he was thinking in his mind.
Ike thought it over. "Nope, nothing I could think of"
"Hmm" Cartman thought to himself. "Looks like she hasn't asked him out yet"
Ike was watching Cartman while he was in his train of thoughts. "Cartman"
Cartman stopped his track of thinking and looked at Ike. "Yeah?"
"Is there something I should know?" Ike was curious to why Cartman would ask him that, although it was a casual question, hearing stories about Cartman and being part of one of his plans, Cartman always had an angle to everything he did.
"Oh nothing. Just curious"
"Ok..." Ike wasn't for sure if Cartman was serious or not, but he decided not to ask.
Soon, Kenny and Kyle came downstairs. Kyle was well dressed for the occasion to Cartman's dismay.
"Wow Cartman, you actually dressed up" Kyle was impressed by this. "You actually look pretty good too" The complainant made Kyle feel a bit sick, that he actually said something good about him.
"Damn Kyle, don't need you to be all faggy now just because your girlfriend ain't here"
"Shut the fuck up Cartman!" Kyle was enraged already. Cartman just laughed.
"Oh great..." Kenny looked at the two, it looked like they were about to stab each other.
"Guys"
"What!" both yelled at Kenny at the same time.
"As much as I would to see you kill each other, I rather you two fight after the performance, it be best if you two look absolutely perfect for the night, don't need blood stains on your suits"
Both Kyle and Cartman looked at each other with awe, before looking at Kenny.
"Why the hell do you care Kenny?" Kyle was confused. It's not like Kenny to stop a fight between him and Cartman. He usually is the one hoping for the two of them to fight.
"Well Kyle, Bebe said if you two somehow ruin the night because you two were fighting, I'll end up dead"
"That's not that bad Kenny" Kyle said, not understanding what the big deal was.
"Without my dick..."
Kyle hissed as he heard the terrifying consequence that would happen to Kenny. "Ouch, that sucks Kenny"
"You're telling me, so don't try to do anything stupid before or during the performance, do it after, you could kill each other if you want, but I am NOT losing my dick!"
A few minutes later a car is came towards the drive way. It appeared to be Bebe's car.
Kenny went to open the door for her.
"Hey babe"
Bebe was wearing an elegant black dress for the evening. The dress showed a bit of cleavage. Kenny was mesmerized by it. His hand had a mind of it's own and started to move towards her boobs. Luckily Kenny realized what his hand was doing and commanded it to stop before it actually happened. He really didn't want to to give Bebe a reason to kill him now.
"Hey Ken" The two kissed each other. She went inside the house to see that Cartman and Kyle were all prepared and well dressed.
"You two look perfect!"
"Thanks Bebe"
Cartman just ignored her, he was too busy lying on the couch.
"Ok, just to tell you guys. Any of you guys FUCK up Wendy's night, I'll make sure it'll be your LAST!
"Do you got it?" She said in a innocent manner. The transition from evil voice to an innocent one was quite frightening. Both Kenny and Kyle were shaking in fear. Cartman on the other hand wasn't too afraid of her, whatever she would try to do to him, he could dish it out 10x worst, so he was all good.
"Y-yes ma'am" Kenny and Kyle said in unison.
"Ok, good then"
The group spent a few extra minutes in Kyle's house. Bebe and Kenny were talking again, Cartman was flipping through channels from Kyle's tv. Kyle on the other hand was watching the clock. He was wondering when Rebecca was going to be here. They were supposed to have met ten minutes ago, and Rebecca wasn't a person to be late at all.
"Alright boys, we got to go now, we need to be there a few minutes early so we can get our seats"
"We can't go yet though, Rebecca's not here yet"
"Damn it... fine Kyle, but we only have five minutes, after that we gotta get going"
"Ok" Kyle nodded his head.
Five minutes passed and Rebecca still wasn't here. Kyle was wondering why she wasn't here.
"Kyle, five minutes has passed, we got to get going now"
"Come on, a few more minutes" Kyle pleaded.
"No Kyle! We can't wait any longer" Bebe was getting quite agitated right now.
"Fuck..." Kyle said, he knew Bebe was right, the performance was going to start very soon.
Bebe went outside to go into her car, Kenny and Cartman followed.
"Ike, if Rebecca comes here, tell her that we went"
"Got it Kyle"
"Thanks" as Kyle puts on his shoes and runs into Bebe's car.
Rebecca was sitting at the table, still waiting for Kyle. It's been twenty minutes since she came into the restaurant, and still he hadn't arrived. She was wondering why Kyle was not here yet, Kyle was a punctual person, like her. Her candle stick was starting to shrink now and it was at one quarter of it's size. The waiter would come at a five minute intervals, asking her if she wanted to order something. She always responded with "Not yet, I'm still waiting for someone". Stan on the other hand was at his table, cutting up his steak into slices and eating it. He was thoroughly enjoying it, the steak was succulent, cooked to perfection. As good as the steak was, it didn't compare to how much he was enjoying watching Rebecca wait for Kyle.
"Waiter" Stan raised his hand.
"Yes sir"
"Can I have another steak please"
"Certainly, would there be anything else you want?"
"Nope, that should be it"
"Alright then sir"
The waiter left, taking Stan's order into the kitchen once more.
Stan believed that it was going to be a long night, due to the fact that choir performance were really long. So he might as well order another steak, the first one was really good and Stan was almost done with it and he was still hungry.
Bebe soon arrived at the concert hall where Wendy was going to be performing with the choir group. The group got out of the car and entered the building. Once they got inside, Bebe checked her note to see where their seats were. It said section 3, seats 15-18. She went to section 3, it was the third row closest to the front. While walking to their seats, Bebe saw Wendy's parents there, having their video camera's out to record it. The group soon sat down on their seats. The lights soon dimmed downed at the audience, which notify the crowd that the choir was about to start. Once the curtain was opened, the choir group was shown. The entire group were wearing black, the females were wearing a long black sleeve shirt with black skirts. While the guys wore a black suit. Some people that the group knew were Red, and Token and some other classmates. Wendy was at the front left of the group.
While singing, Wendy's focus was not on the conductor, but more of looking into the crowd, seeing where her friends were. She remembered that she assigned them pretty close to the stage. She looked at the third row and there she saw her friends. Although there the lights were closed in the audience, some light at the stage were hitting the audience, so she was able to see her friends a bit. She saw Bebe, Kenny, Kyle and Cartman. To Wendy's surprise Cartman was wearing a tuxedo. The fact that he wore a tuxedo was big, but the main thing was that he actually dressed up. She was now having the same thoughts as Kenny was when he first saw Cartman in the tux. As much as she wanted to think about it, she still had something to do and it was to focus on singing. Wendy was joyful that her friends and parents were here, watching her performance, but she felt even happier when she saw Cartman there.
Two hours later, the performance was done. The crowd loved the choir group's performance. The crowd clapped in harmony, that the conductor just couldn't stand to live without it. The choir group was looking at the audience, looking at the smiles of people that enjoyed the performance. Wendy went to look at her friends and parents. Bebe waved her hand to her friend, Kyle gave her a thumbs up, Kenny was whistling for the girl. Wendy looked at Cartman to see how he felt about the performance. He didn't show any emotions that it was good, but neither did he show emotions that he hated it. It was more of a causal look. Wendy wasn't for sure why he was doing that, it just made this more confusing. Once the choir group was done with there bows, they exited the stage. Most were going outside to greet their family members and friends. Wendy did the same and she went to the parking lot to find everyone. She soon found her parents and her friends all waiting to greet her.
"Wendy you were amazing there" her mother was so happy for her child.
"Thanks mom"
"You made me so proud Wendy"
"Thanks dad" Wendy was blushing from the comments her parents were saying.
Wendy soon saw her friends. "Be right back, I'm going to talk to Bebe"
"Alright Wendy" her mother said.
After that, she walked over to the group.
"Wendy, girl you were terrific out there!"
"Thanks Bebe, but isn't it kinda hard to figure out which voice was mine?" There was about thirty people in the choir group, it could not have been easy to tell which is her voice.
"Not really Wendy, your voice is special"
"Everyone's voice is special Bebe" Wendy told her
Bebe was pouting now. "Damn it Wendy, you're making complementing you a lot harder than it has to be"
Wendy laughed, Bebe was right, Wendy was being a smart ass about this. "I'm sorry Bebe" Wendy was using her puppy dog face on Bebe, seeing if Bebe would take her apology"
"Dang it girl, you had to use that face... alright, apology accepted" The two girls hugged each other.
"That was a great performance Wendy"
Wendy was smiling at Kyle now "Thanks Kyle"
"You were really good Wendy"
"Thanks Kenny"
"Man, to be able to have the oxygen for that long, your mouth must have had some practice from..."
Before Kenny was able to finish his sentence, Bebe and Wendy, in unison, punched him in the face. Wendy taking the left side of his face and Bebe taking the right, both knowing what he was going to say. Kenny's body instantly fell down on the pavement ground. Kyle jumped rather high due to fear of the two girls. Wendy and Bebe were cracking there knuckles, in case they needed to punch him again.
"Oh my god, they ki..."
"He's not dead Kyle" Bebe said in anger
Kyle looked at Bebe before turning to Kenny's body. Although there was blood coming out of his body, his body was still fidgeting a bit.
"Oh... never mind then" totally forgetting that his friend was on the ground bleeding.
While Kyle and Bebe were talking to each other, Wendy saw that Cartman was away from the group. He was leaning on Bebe's car, looking up at the sky. Wendy moved out of the group and walked towards Cartman.
Cartman was looking at the moon. It was a full moon tonight, it's light radiating in the sky, with thousands of stars surrounding it, and not a single cloud was up there, it was the most beautiful thing he's ever seen. Well, the second most beautiful thing he's ever seen. While looking up at the sky, he heard footsteps coming near him. He turned to see that it was Wendy, also leaning on the car now.
"Hi Cartman"
He diverted his eyes from the moon to look at the Raven haired girl. "Hey Ho"
"So... what did you think about my performance?" Wendy asked shyly, she wasn't for sure why it felt weird to ask him that.
"Not bad, I guess" his answer didn't sound too assured.
"You don't sound so sure Cartman"
"I did say not bad I guess, what more do you want?" as he shrugs.
"I want a more definite answer Cartman. I don't care if it's good or bad, but I want to know a straight answer" Saying just "Not bad" wasn't enough for Wendy.
"Fine, do you really want to know?"
"Yes Cartman!"
"Fine then Wendy! You sounded like an angel!" Cartman yelled at her. Surprisingly no one else heard it.
Wendy froze for a moment, her heart skip a beat. So shocked at what Cartman said to her. It took a while for her to get herself together, but once she did, she was able to say something.
"R-really?" Still having the after effects of being shocked.
"Y-yeah..."
Wendy turned to see that Cartman's face was looking away from her's, he was probably embarrassed after saying that.
"Well Cartman..."
Cartman was awaiting for her to say something
"Thank you Cartman, it means a lot coming from you. Wendy smiled.
Cartman turned his face to look at the girl. He saw that Wendy was smiling. That same cute smile she always has, the one that could have made Hitler not kill the Jews, the same smile that could bring world peace, the same smile that always made him speechless.
His eyes looked the other way from her. "Y-yeah whatever..."
Although Wendy has seen this many times now, always seeing Cartman feeling a bit embarrassed after something like this always made her feel happy inside.
Cartman went back to looking at the sky. It looked beautiful tonight, and you really didn't get to see a sight like this much in South Park, even though it was a small mountain town. While looking at the sky, he felt something on his right arm. This feeling, it was all too familiar. He turned his head to see if his predictions were right, and they were. It was Wendy's head against his arm. This time he was wearing a suit that covered his arm, but the feeling of her obsidian hair and smooth skin, was something Cartman could not forget. This was starting to feel like back at his house, when the two were sleeping beside each other and her head was on his arm, a feeling he enjoyed a lot.
When Wendy lied her head on his arm, she was afraid that Cartman would have yelled at her, or reacted negatively to her. Cartman didn't do anything that Wendy was suspecting and she was glad that he didn't. The two were silence the entire time, something Wendy, also, wasn't expecting to happen, but wasn't arguing at all. She was enjoying this moment just as much as he was, and she was hoping this moment would last for a while.
"The sky looks beautiful, doesn't it Cartman" Wendy broke the silence. This was the first time Wendy noticed the sky's beauty
"Yeah, yeah it does" Cartman said calmly for once
The two spent a few more minutes looking at the sky, watching as the stars were dancing on the pure night sky.
"Hey!" Bebe yelled at the two.
Cartman and Wendy surprised to hear Bebe's voice, stood up straight and looked at her.
"Y-yeah Bebe?" Wendy was wondering if Bebe saw her lay her head on Cartman's arm.
"Wendy, we're going out"
"Going... out...?" Wendy said slowly, she wasn't following what Bebe was saying.
"The hell are you talking about Bebe?" Cartman was also confused.
"I'm talking about going out for dinner, I'm sure the two of you are hungry now"
In Cartman's case he's always hungry, so it wasn't really a question to him whether he was hungry or not. Wendy on the other hand didn't think that she was hungry. Until she looked at her stomach and it viciously growled at her.
"Umm..." Wendy was quite embarrassed that Bebe and Cartman heard her stomach growling.
"Shit, you sure are hungry" Cartman was actually scared when he heard that.
"Yep, a good dinner would fix that up girl" Bebe said.
Wendy thought about it. It seemed like nothing could go wrong with it, she had worked hard on singing tonight, she deserved a treat, and she's sure that all her friends wouldn't mind. "Alright then, let's go"
"Awesome!" Bebe clapped her hand in excitement.
Bebe, Cartman, and Wendy walked over to Kyle and Kenny. It seemed that Kenny had recovered a bit from the punch he received, he was able to stand up, but he needed Kyle to hold him up to stand fully.
"What the fuck happen to you Kenny?" Cartman wasn't there when Kenny got punched, so he was unaware of what happened"
"Nothing happened" Bebe said coldly. Cartman turned to see that Bebe had her arms crossed.
"Exactly" Wendy said with the same tone as Bebe. Cartman turned to see that Wendy had her arms crossed also.
"Yeah... nothing happened Cartman" Kenny said slowly, coughing a bit while saying it.
Cartman raised his eyebrows after seeing everyone's reaction. Cartman wanted to know what was up, but unfortunately, it seemed that no one wanted to divulge about what happened. "Whatever, anyway we going or what?" he was anxious to get some food
"Yes Cartman, we are, but we still got to know where to go. Wendy turned to Bebe. "Bebe, do you know where we should eat, this is your idea"
Bebe was thinking for a moment. There wasn't that many place that served food that wasn't being wrapped in tin foil or sticks. After a few minutes later, she knew where to go.
"I got it! We should go to that new restaurant down Main. I heard it was a four star restaurant"
"A four star restaurant in South Park... clearly they know nothing about us" Kyle was right about that fact, the people here weren't one to eat fancy like, or with just manners in general.
"Maybe so Kyle, but it's the only place that's worth going after a performance like that"
"I guess so Bebe"
"Alright guys, it's settled. We're going to that restaurant then, let me tell my parents first where we're going"
"Alright then Wendy"
Once Wendy told where she and her friends were going to go for the night, the group drove to the restaurant. It was about a thirty minute ride from there unfortunately. During that time, Kenny tried to make some small talk to the group, though it was rather hard when his cheeks were swollen. After about thirty seconds into the conversation, Kyle and Cartman got into another argument, again it was another thing dealing with Jewish people.
"Shut the fuck up Cartman!"
"Face it Kyle, you know it's true!"
"You know nothing about Jewish people asshole!"
"Lies! I know everything about you people"
"Like what then!"
"That you people are sneaky rats, cheap as fuck, bitchy as hell, and evil as shit!"
"That's bullshit Cartman!"
"Says the people that killed my saviour"
Both were screaming at the top of their lungs, Kenny was enjoying this a lot, Bebe wanted to hear this, but her attention was on the road, while Wendy was getting sick of this. Kyle was tired with this argument, knowing full well that Cartman would never end this, so Kyle stopped talking.
Cartman, knowing that he won this, wore a smirk as victory present for him.
"Cartman"
He turned to his left to see that Wendy was calling him. "What?"
"Something has been bothering me for a while now"
"You're on your period?" Cartman said, laughing a bit from his comment.
Wendy didn't find it funny at all and just glared at him. Once Cartman saw that, he stopped laughing soon.
"Alright then, sheesh, no fun with you Ho. So what the fuck is bothering you now?"
"I'm wondering why the two of you argue so much"
"What the fuck do you mean?"
"I mean why do the two of you argue?"
"It's because he's a God damn Jew, that's why, and he won't accept the fact that his people are all evil"
Wendy just ignored the racist comment he just made. "Cartman, I'm serious, even if your allegations are true, which we both know is inconsiderate and wrong"
Cartman just yawned, he didn't feel like hearing her hippie talk about Jews not being bad.
She knew that she was losing his attention. "Why do the two of you still hang out then, I mean if you truly hated Jewish people, it wouldn't make sense on why your hanging with Kyle"
Cartman took in a deep breathe before explaining himself. "It's... rather complicated"
"Oh..." Wendy wasn't expecting that answer, well there was not really any answer she was expecting to get anyways from Cartman.
"Well life is rather complicated, don't you agree Cartman?"
"For a second time, I totally agree with you, Ho"
Wendy liked the idea that the two of them were able to agree on something. Not once, but twice.
They soon arrived at the restaurant. As they got inside, a waiter was there to greet them. The place was absolutely stunning, the place looked so high class, it almost looked fancier than Token's house to be honest. While the waiter was taking them to the front counter to figure out where the group would be sitting for the night. Kyle took a surrounding survey of the place, enjoying the look of this place because possibly in a week or so, this restaurant might be attacked by some random shit, so he wanted to savoury this. While looking over the restaurant, he saw someone that looked rather familiar. The girl had curly hair and was wearing a beautiful green dress. She appeared to look sad though, her face looking down towards her lap. Her candle wax seemed to have been all melted from the fire. She was sitting alone. The posture and hair reminded him of Rebecca, the two looked similar, but he thought it couldn't have been. He then later saw the two round red barrettes holding up her hair. It was no mistake, it was Rebecca, to Kyle's horror.
"Rebecca!" Kyle ran towards her table.
The group saw Kyle running towards a table, they weren't sure why exactly until they remembered that he called Rebecca. They group saw Rebecca at a table near the windows, all confused and worried about what just happened.
Stan was drinking his cup of water when he heard the noise. At first he thought it couldn't have been what he heard, he thought his mind just went nuts for a second, but when he looked up Rebecca, he was not mistaken, he heard Kyle's voice and worst of all, Kyle was running towards Rebecca's table now. Stan froze in place, afraid of what was going to happen when Kyle sees him here. Stan thought that he should try to book it and get away from the restaurant, but when he turned his head to see the exit, he saw all his friends were there too. There was no escape from this, he was trapped, like Cartman at a buffet
Kyle was at her table now, standing beside her, wondering why she was here. "Rebecca?"
She didn't respond, her head was still looking at her laps.
Although it was hard to see her face, Kyle got a glimpse of it. Her face looked so hurt, like she was stabbed by a thousand knives, but she didn't even know that she was stabbed, only the pain she felt. It was tearing Kyle apart to see her like this.
"Rebecca..." He reached to touch her, but before he was able to, Rebecca smashed his hands away and started to run. While running, something was coming out from her eyes, it was a liquid substance, she had no idea what it was, but she didn't bother asking what it was.
"Rebecca!" He screamed to her, hoping it will stop her from running. Sadly it had no effect. Rebecca exited the restaurant. Kyle went to run after her. While running though, he saw something he wasn't expecting to see. Stan was sitting at one of these tables.
"Stan!"
The group turned to see that Stan was sitting at a table. That was it for him... he was caught.
Before Kyle could say anything else, he ran out of the restaurant to find Rebecca. When he got outside though, there was no sign of her anyway, it seemed that she ran away from here, that she didn't want to see Kyle. What made it worst for Kyle was the tears he saw in Rebecca's eyes, it pained him to see her crying.
The group walked towards Stan's table, all shocked to see him here.
"Stan..." Kenny tried to call his friend out, but Stan didn't respond.
He avoid eye contact from the group, his eyes looking towards the floor.
"S-Stan, you said that you were going to an intervention for your dad..."
This was hurting Wendy a lot, that her boyfriend lied to her about what he was doing, and instead went to this restaurant, and worst is that he wouldn't say anything to them.
Kyle barged back inside, wanting to talk to Stan.
"Stan, what the fuck happen?"
Stan didn't say anything.
Kyle was just too angry at this point. He grabbed Stan by his jacket and lifted him in the air.
"STAN!" Kyle was yelling at his face now.
Kyle was causing a commotion at the restaurant now, but he didn't fucking care about them at the moment, his concern was Stan.
Stan was avoiding to make eye contact with Kyle, this was making him burn inside, he couldn't stand how Stan was ignoring him at this point.
"SAY FUCKING SOMETHING!" but no, Stan remained silent and still was avoiding eye contact.
In his pure fit of rage, he took his hands back and was about to punch Stan. Kyle was tired of this bullshit. As Kyle took his hands back, something gripped his arm. He tried to punch Stan, but the grip was too strong for him to even move. He turned his head to see that Cartman's arm was the one stopping him from punching Stan. At first Kyle wanted to beat the shit out of Cartman since he was stopping him from hitting Stan, Kyle saw that Cartman's face looked serious, something Cartman rarely shown. The look made him stop, that he should think it through. After a few minutes Kyle calmed down, knowing that Cartman was trying to prevent any further problems, even though it was weird that Cartman was the one who was the sensible one here. Cartman lifted his arm away from Kyle, and so by doing it Kyle had let go of his grip on Stan.
The entire restaurant was looking at Kyle and Stan now, waiting to see if a fight was going to break out, the waiters had their fingers on the phone just in case it happened. The atmosphere inside was burning intensely. Just the heated feelings that Kyle had towards Stan right now was unbearable to say the least. As the group was watching Kyle stare down Stan, they could have sworn that they saw Kyle blazing.
Kyle soon left the restaurant, not wanting to see Stan anymore. The group did the same, they all followed Kyle outside, except for Cartman, he stayed behind for a second.
"Wow Stan" Cartman was looking at Stan now, but he was still avoiding eye contact.
"You've managed to emotionally hurt Kyle, something I've yet to done. As much as it pains me to say it Stan, I'm rather impressed by what you did" Cartman said with a smirk before leaving Stan alone in the restaurant.
Looks like quite a bit happened in this chapter. This should be interesting on how the next chapters are going to play through now. I believe this is the longest chapter in the entire story. Though I could be mistaken, so I'll let you guys know if the one of my other chapter is longer than this, but I highly doubt it. For those who enjoy Rebecca, I'm sorry that I had to hurt her, but it was needed :(
As always, hope you guys enjoyed this chapter, and thanks again for reading.