E-eh, Bonjour Antonio...

I- challenged Nicaragua to a duel to try and stop her, but she beat me. Did
you happen to teach her sword fighting? Honhon..ow. wait.. PANAMA! Don't
follow her!

Currently very injured and confused,

France


Bonjour Francis,

…you're an idiot. That's not how you stop a conquistador. And yes, I did happen to teach her how to sword fight. Hence why she beat you; if you don't get my little Panamaita back, I will maim you with my axe into the next life, comprende?

Currently thinking of a way to beat some sense into you

Antonio