A-asi Mama. I have a knife in my pocket at all times. Please don't lose
,Mama. I-I don't want you to be in an Italian empire... P-please, I don't
wanna lose you. I don't wanna lose my Mama!

T-te Amo

Panama

Mi querida Panamaita,

Sí, I'll try my hardest. Now, don't worry, mi pequeña, su mamá haciendo todo lo posible para poner fin a este absurdo.

Te amo.

Mama España

This is beautifully dramatic…so much for it being a comedy, Ahaha.

Transaltion: my little one, your mama will do everything in his power to end this nonsense.