Spain,

WHOA. HOLD UP.

Italy

Always

WINS?

I... didn't think writing that sentence was possible. Italy always wins?
Really?

How do you play exactly? Do you fight, is it like reenacting war or... what?
Because if it's what I think it is, I could FINALLY get my revenge on Tokyo
and Hong Kong! :D

Yeah, I should get home now, before Lori gives me the belt...

Manila


Manila,

Yeah…Italy always wins at Risk…there's a reason that Canada and the United States of America…and Russia, and Germany are all now protectorate colonies of…Italy. I don't even know how he does it, but next thing you know, it's government change and shit…

Uhm. No Risk. Please, if Italy finds out you were playing it, well, yeah, life would suck.

Sí.

España