A/N: YEZZZZZ EEEEET EEEEZ CONTINUUUUUUUEEEEEDDDD
Everyone except Mrs. Beardsley (teacher,) Mr. Kraft (principal,) Watari, Roger, Rod Ross, & the task force are, like, 12-16 in this. HOORAY FOR THE MAGIC OF FFs! :D
Thankehz & a cookeh to Jackie-chan (jakethedog) for the idea. Yes, folks, she came up with the basic idea for this, but according to her she's not good at writing crackfics... I think not. After all, there was that story she refuses to post which I have nicknamed "PERSONAL APOLOGY" because she owes me one for writing it ^^ (it haz strong MxM yaoi x_x) but it was still pretty funny... Anywayz, here's your cookie! (`' `'`` ') It's a snicker-doodle this time! :D
Random-ass Disclaimer: I dun own DN or it's characters, or whatever lines/characters from the play we were doing I used... All I own is... UR MOM.
Mrs. Beardsley: blah blah blah alright everyone let's set up the sets. We'll start at the beginning of Act II blah blah blah
Mr. Kraft: YO guess what well all those new students have been forced to join the Drama Club for no apparent reason. Sorry I didn't tell you earlier, but I thought Drama Club was on Sundays, not Tuesdays.
Mrs. Beardsley: ._. There's no school on Sun- ...Nevermind. Well, we're always happy to have- oh no ._." (yeah, we've told her about them.)
Jacqueline, Ariel, Ashley, Rachel, Mia, Hannah (...we'll call her Chester, since we have 2 Hannahs in Drama Club. The other Hannah will be called Bob. ... Or Hannah. Probably Hannah.) : :DDDDD Hey!~~~
Mello: ...Oh God no.
God: :(
L: Here we go again...
Jacqueline, Ariel, Ashley, Chester, Mia, Rachel: We love chu :3
Near: ...It appears that we have run in with our... friends... again.
Matt: Joy to the world. T.T
Mrs. Beardsley: Well... let's see what open parts we have...
Ariel: WhatsHerFace (INeverBotheredToKnowHerName) hasn't been here for, like, 2 months. She played the old lady that didn't have a name...
Watari: Oh! I could do that! I'm an old lady!
Everyone: ._."
Mrs. Beardsley: ...there's also two pom-pom girls (cheerleaders) open...
Watari: I was a cheerleader in highschool! :D That T-Rex bitch on the other team was always trying to beat me, but she never could. And my skirt always looked better on me too.
Everyone: o.o"
Roger: *randomly climbs out from under a random table* You guys disturbed yet?
Everyone: ...
Roger: Thought so. *goes back under table*
Misa: MisaMisa could be a pom-pom girl!
Jacqueline (plays a pom-pom girl, along with another part): Yay! Then we'd be pom-pom buddies!
Misa: :D That would be awesome!
Ashley: OMG! Mello should be a pom-pom girl!
Mello: *glare of DEAHTH* Fuck no.
Ashley: ... I bet he has the legs for it.
Andrew: *dramatic voice* Excuse me, but it seems to me that we have *mad voice* NO EFFIN IDEA *dramatic voice again* who you guys are. Introduce yourselves? :3
L: Oh no...
Jacqueline: WELL THAT'S WATA-
Dylan: *obviously checking Jax out* You're hot. (yeah. he actually did that. IRL.)
Light: *phew* Thank me... I don't want to go through THAT again...
Ariel, Ashley, Chester, Mia, Rachel, Hannah (see? there she is.) : *immediately move to defend, surrounding Jacqueline & holding random very dangerous looking props*
Ashley: WTF CREEPER!
Ariel: Don't you have a girlfriend? WHO'S NOT A YEAR OLDER THAN YOU?
Dylan: Yeah. But I can't help myself DX
Hannah: Dylan you perv -.- GTFA
Rachel: *very loud voice* HEY EVERYONE DYLAN IS HITTING ON JACQUELINE AGAIN!
Dylan: DX
Misa: I'll save you! D:= *about to pull out Death Note*
Ian: GAY HORSE!
Misa: WTFH? You did NOT just call me a gay horse! That's it! You! Girl! Hold my hoops! *hands earrings to Watari*
Ian: OHSHIT... *runs past Mrs. Beardsley* HELP ME! THE GIRLS ARE GONNA PUT MAKE UP ON ME AGAIN! DX
Everyone Else in Drama Club: *laughing faces off, remember past... incidents.*
Mello: HEY, Don't WE get any lines?
Mrs. Beardsley: Oh yeah, back to the cast! Well, some of the actors have two parts... Would you like to be Steve?
Mello: T.T not what I meant.
Ariel: :DDDDDD STEVE IS ANNE'S FRIEND! AND I'M ANNE! :DDDDD
Ashley: but I wuz Steve... only we made it Stevie so it could be a girl DX
Hannah: But you're also one of the students :P
Ashley: still...
Ariel: :DDDDDDD YAY MARSHMELLO
Mia & Ariel: *randomly glomp Mello & Matt, forcing all four to be uncomfortably close... Or comfortably close. -wink wink-*
Mello: GET THE FUCK OFF ME!
Mrs. Beardsley: Language! :/
Ashley & Jacqueline: GET OFF THEM! SUDDENLY WE DON'T LIKE L, BB, OR LIGHT AS MUCH ANYMORE AND MATT AND MELLO ARE OURS! (seriously, that happened. ...Only not exactly like that. It was over Facebook. & yes, the writer of this crackfic is suddenly cyber-glaring at the guilty parties.)
Mia & Ariel: WTFH? MELLO & MATT ARE OURS! Go back to L & BB & Light! I'm sure they're getting lonely! XP
Mello: X_X CAN YOU JUST GET OFF ME ALREADY?
-meanwhile-
BB: *attempts to get away from Chester, who is glomping him* HALP, DA FANGIRLZ! *starts stabbing Chester*
Chester: DX AIYM BLEEDEENG AHHHH
-more meanwhile-
Hannah: *walks up to Light* Hey, you're pretty cute :)
Light: *too busy trying to get Misa to STFU to notice*
Hannah: ...Well fuck you.
-meanwhile again-
Rachel: *sits there, glomping Near*
Near: -.- ... T.T ... T_T ...
-lol, guess what? MEANWHILE~-
Takada, Mikami, Aizawa, Soichiro, Matsuda, Ukita, Ide, Mogi: THESE ARE THE FIRST LINES WE'VE HAD IN THIS WHOLE FIC! )':
Ryuk: Well, you see, that's because although you are all important to the story, NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU. ...Except maybe Mikami and Matsuda. And Aizawa's hai- HOLY FUCK YOU CUT YOUR HAIR D:
Ariel: YAY We're safe!
Jacqueline: NUUUUU NOT THE FRO DX
Sidoh: D:= I WANT MY NOTEBOOOOOOK
Ryuk: FUCK! Not again DX I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT IZZZZ- omg an apple :3
Sidoh: YOU LOST MY NOTEBOOK?
Chester: Ryuk curses?
Rod Ross: Mello's not my bitch?
Jacqueline: We have lives?
Ariel: That building has glass in it, so it has a purpose?
Light: Misa's actually NOT a slut?
L: Light's not gay for me?
Ukita: I have lines in this thing?
Mia: Who gives a damn?
Rachel: Is Near under-age? (yeah. Think perverted.)
Ashley: WILL WE EVER KNOW?
RJ: What's going on, eh? (yes, he's actually Canadian, & he does talk like that.)
Ariel: ...you know, RJ, Rachel, you two look nothing alike... and you talk different... it doesn't seem like you're siblings...
Roger: RUDE INTERRUPTION BECAUSE NO ONE GIVES A DAMN! :D
Ariel: D: I was just curious!
Matt: *snicker* You're bi-curious.
Mello: ...did you really just swoop so low as to quote South Park?
Matt: ...Maybe.
L: ...I'm disappointed in you.
Near: Yes, that is pretty low.
Matt: D':
Light: Well I think South Park is funny.
Rachel: GTFO OF THIS CONVERSATION NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU LIGHT!
Misa: MISAMISA CARES! D:
Light: STFU Misa.
Ariel: *walks over* ...DID YOU GUYS MAKE MY MATTY SAD? DDDDDD:=
Near: ...No.
Ariel: D:= *starts kicking sock-sheep butt* (...Yeah. Near's a sock-sheep. DU NUT DUNY UT.)
Near: HE'S THE ONE WHO INSULTED YOU! D'X
Jacqueline, Ashley, Chester, Mia: *snickering in background*
Rachel: NU STOP HURTING MAH BAYBEH DX
Matsuda: MATSUDA TO DA RESCUUUUUE!
Rachel: :D YAY
Matsuda: *saves his ice cream from falling off his ice cream cone*
Rachel: *eyetwitch*
Near: *is being murdered* D'x
Rachel: DX STOP IT SEBASTIAN YOU'RE HURTING HIM DX
Mrs. Beardsley: I REALLY DON'T THINK MURDER IS LEGAL. DX
Ariel: x.x fine. *stops murdering Near* But I need violence of some sort D|
Andrew, Ian, Chester, Ariel, Jacqueline: *Get in a random water gun fight... Because we had water guns on set... Because we needed guns... And we couldn't have real ones.* *start running around & hiding behind curtains & shooting each other & acting like 6 year olds* (yes, this has actually happened. & yes, we managed to do the below.)
Mrs. Beardsley: *sigh* Do you think you guys can at least practice your lines while having your showdown?
Andrew: Yes, I do believe that's accomplishable. (told you we'd be able to do it. Andrew says so too.)
Mello: *smirk* Can I play? *pulls out his gun... which actually doesn't look that different from the water guns we're using, because they look like regular pistols ._.*
Mrs. Beardsley: *suspecting nothing* Fine.
Mello: STFU. *shoots Misa*
Bullets: WHIZZZ We DESTROY yo, bitch! YO FOO! We DESTROY yo in da name of da MELLO! WHIZZZ
Misa: *dies from Mello's perfect aim and lead in her skull, which was pretty much empty until now*
Matt: FINALLY.
Light: THANK ME -.-
God: UM, HELLO? Do I not exist anymore? DX
Jesus: Don't worry, he just has a God complex.
Mikami: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
God: ...I'm God.
Mikami: WTF? Kira is God! Light is Kira! Light is God!
God: *glare at Jesus*
Jesus: Just ignore it, Daddy :3
Soichiro: ...WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ABOUT LIGHT? D:- (unibrow?)
L: Mello... although I do not condone your methods... THANK YOU. x.x (nobrow?)
Watari: NUUUU MISA! We were gonna make brownies together! & stay up late watching chick flicks! & squeal over hot guys! D:= (bushybrow?)
Everyone: ...
-haha, meanwhile.-
Eva: I haven't had any lines yet & since 've never read Death Note, I probably won't for the rest of this fanfiction )':
-meanwhile!-
Jacqueline: *unaware of her idol's death, helping Matsuda with his lines... As the new made-up character that won't actually be in the play. Because we all know how that'd work out.* You need to work on your monologue! I suggest taking lessons from the great Light Yagami!
Matsuda: MASTER! :D
Light: ._.
Matsuda: I would never betray you!
Light: ._.
Ryuk: lol, irony.
Light: What?
Ryuk: Oh, nothing. *hyuk hyuk*
Mogi: I CAN SPEAK.
Soichiro: OH. EHM. GEE. Mogi's not a mime!
Mogi: -.-
Soichiro: OH. EHM. EFF. GEE. Mogi has emotions!
Mogi: -.-
Mikami: ...OMFG...Oh my fucking God...Oh my fucking Kira...Oh my fucking Light...EWWWWWW MR. YAGAMI!
Ashley: EW o.o *clearly disturbed* ...I still want Cuddleboy & Marshmello!
Ariel and Mia: HANDS OFF DX
Ashley: Well you guys are fine with you guys sharing! ...With a few arguments every once & a while!
Mia: But there's two of them and two of us!
Ariel: We can take turns!
Mello, Matt, & Ashley: . . . *disturbed*
Chester: HEY LOOK Mrs. Beardsley hasn't spontaneously combusted yet!
Mrs. Beardsley: I haven't wha- *spontaneously combusts*
Non- Death Note People: DDDDD'X
Death Note people: T.T Great.
Jacqueline: DX CHESTER, YOU JINXED IT DX
Chester: DX I'M SORRY
Mr. Kraft: WHOA I've been standing here this whole time because the writer of this fanfiction forgot to make me leave!
Random person's script: HEY! Read me! :D
-Just Kidding. The script can't talk.-
The Script (band) : *randomly poof into room* D: W-
Matsuda: *ducktapes all their mouths* NO! The random voice said you can't talk! ):=
The Script: DX MHMHMHMMMMMHHMMMM!
Light: What?
The Script: MHMMMMMHHHHMMMMM! MHMHM! MHM! MHM MHHHMMMMM MHM MHMMMMM!
Light: ._."
Takada: Here, I'll translate. I speak muffled. (lol, random Naruto Abridged reference. Too bad it gets cut off, I loved that part.)
Aizawa: Takada you have a use? ._.
Mello: F!FSTFHTFU! (For those of you that don't speak awesome, that'd be "FUCK! fucking shut the fucking hell the fuck up!") *shoots Takada*
-What? No talking bullets?
Nope, it's a blank.
Might wanna load your gun, Mello.-
Mello: *loads more bullets into gun and glares, obviously planning to shoot the invisible voice after shooting Takada*
-lol.-
Mello: *shoots Takada*
Bullets: BWAHAHAHA FINALLY! NOW STFU, FOO!
Everyone: YAY
Mello: *turns to where voice was coming from*
-Lol, you won't shoo-
*BANG BANG BANG*
Bullets: WHEEEEEEEEEEEE YAY DEATH DEATH DEATH AND RAINBOWZ YAY HAPPINESS DEATH DEATH DEATH (He musta ran out of gangsta bullets :/)
-OW DX I'M INJURED DDDDDXXX-
Mello: Haha.
Matt: Nice one- ...Hey, was that?...I mean...That seems familiar...Hm. Whatever.
Mello: *shoots more people* *blows more shit up*
-*author can't think of how to end this*-
-*everyone's dead*-
-later-
-*everyone's not dead?*-
Ariel: *logs on to her Formspring to talk to Shadehness*
Shadeh: So... I feel the odd need to ask you what happened at your school today... What happened at your school today?
Ariel: Nothing unusual :/ ...So, if you're like Matt, then-
FIN.