A/N: Have you noticed HOW MUCH SENSE the timeline of this fic makes? 2nd period, then after school shit, then 1st period, and then 3rd period.
YEAHHHHHHHHH, THAT MAKES SENSE!
About as much sense as MatsudaxRoger. (sorreh Asheh, I had to use it... xDx) (& damn you Eru for making that make sense XDX)
Everyone except the teachers, Mr. Kraft (principal,) Watari, Roger, & the task force are, like, 12-14 in this. OH, & keep in mind that somehow in my agemorph-ness Mello is his post-scar smexiness. HOORAY FOR THE MAGIC OF FFs! :D
Random-ass Disclaimer: If I owned Death Note, Kira would be God, L would be justice, Light would be Santa, Misa would have her mouth permanently ducktaped shut, Near would be a cloud-sheep-sock-thing, Mello & Matt would be... idk... um... RANDOM PEOPLE KICKING FUCKING ASS, BB would be the Devil, Mikami wouldn't have fucked up at the end, & Takada would be the punching bag of the fans. So as you can see, I don't own Death Note.
What a shame :/ I think that would have been entertaining.
Mr. Lukens: blah blah blah actually extremely hilarious history stuff blah blah blah
Mr. Kraft: HEYYYYYYYYY... I don't even know WTF I'm doing here anymore. I think you guys get the point.
Mr. Lukens: What? O.o
Ariel: YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS? :DDD
Ashley: ^^
Aiden: OHMYGODDDDDDDDD X.X
*Mikami, Aizawa, Soichiro, Matsuda, Ide, Mogi, Watari, Near, Matt, Mello, BB, Light, & L walk in*
Mr. Lukens: New students! Great! *slightly demonic grin*
Class: *slightly horrified faces, slightly just-as-demonic grins*
L: They're plotting... O.O" *still slightly freaked out from the Kendall-the-Antichrist incident*
Mr. Kraft: HAHA, I'm sure you guys will be fine... *exchanges a knowing look with Mr. Lukens*
DN people: ...
Mr. Kraft: LOLOLBAI! *leaves*
Mr. Lukens: Just find a seat anywhe- we have no empty seats ^^" Well... Uh ehr... Anyone want to sit somewhere else?
Ashley: I do! *perverted grin*
Ariel: Not on mah Matty-kun ¬_¬
Ashley: Aw D':
Mr. Lukens: ... *points to Ariel* You're telling me about this after class. *wicked grin* (He likes to know who's "together" so he can tease them... and avoid a certain incident that will not be elaborated on...) So... ANYONE ELSE?
Ariel: OH! MEH! MEH! *runs to the back of the class where there's a random kinda tall board-thing that separates one side of a random corner filled with crap* *somehow manages to climb up it* *perches self there* ^^
Mello: *pushes Aiden out of his seat & proceeds to sit in Ariel's* There ya go, Matt. ;D
Matt: *takes the seat, then sticks tongue out at Light* SUCK IT, KIRA.
Light: I'M NOT KIRA
Matt: Then why did you respond? I could have been sticking my tongue out at anyone.
L: ...I'm not sure of the intentions of that comment...
Light: ...
Ashley: *half mad at Ariel for abandoning her for the highest place in the room & half... well, more like 99/100 squealing over Matt & Mello sitting behind her* HEY. HEY ARIEL.
Ariel: ?
Ashley: 凸(¬‿¬)凸
Ariel: '''{]з=(•‿●)=ε[}'''
Ashley: (॓_॔) AHHHHH EVERYONE RUN DX
Everyone else: ... ... ... ... ...
Mr. Lukens: Ok... Anyone else?
Seriously?
...
-Sorry, the author is too lazy to come up with anyone else moving.-
Mr. Lukens: ... Ok then... you guys can sit on the floor... or... wherever you want...
DN people (besides Matt & Mello :P) : *find places to sit... far away from Ariel and Ashley*
Ariel: *having an ADHD episode again* *knocks random Gumby & Pokey figurines off the top of the board* TO YOUR DEAHTHSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Mr. Lukens: :C NOOOOOOOOO
Ariel: MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
DN people: ...wtfffffff...
Class: *used to random shit happening in this class*
Mr. Lukens: ANYWAYS~ Today we're making a mummy. I'll need 3 volunteers. I don't mean to be sexist, but the mummy needs to be a guy... because... well you'll see. Any volunteers?
Like all the guys in the class: *raise hands*
Mr. Lukens: Alright... How about... Dexter or Randy?
Class: DEXTER!
Mr. Lukens: *smirk* You sure you wanna do this?
Dexter: YEAH :D
Mr. Lukens: Ok... to make it fair, how about 2 female volunteers?
Aiden: WTF THAT'S NOT FAIR X.x
Like all the girls in class: *raise hands*
Mr. Lukens: Ok... Sarah & Aspen. *demonic grin... again.*
DN people: *wondering why the hell he keeps grinning*
Mr. Lukens: Oh, &, one more thing... *grinning super-uber-demonically again* Guess what?
Everyone: ...? What?
Mr. Lukens: I brought back... MISA & TAKADA.
Half of class (anyone with half a brain) : *groan* Greaaaaaaaaat.
Half of class (mostly the pervs) : YESSSSSS.
Misa & Takada: *walk in*
Misa: ~HEY,~ ~I'M,~ ~LIKE,~ ~BACK!~ ~YAY!~ ... *glares at Mello* Why chu shoot meh? D:
Mello: BECAUSE YOUR VOICE REPELS ALL INTELLIGENT THOUGHT. BECAUSE YOU WERE GIVING ME A HEADACHE. BECAUSE NO ONE LIKES YOU. BECAUSE YOU'RE A DUMBFUCK. I DON'T KNOW & I DON'T CARE BUT I WILL DO IT AGAIN IF YOU DON'T STFU.
Ashley: LOL!
Misa: *whimpers & hides behind Light* He's scary...
Ashley: LOL!
Light: GTFA FROM ME YOU SLUT DX
Ashley: LOL!
Misa: 8'C
Ashley: LO- ok, this just isn't the same without Falcon DX
Takada: *smile* *slight cough* Hello Light.
Light: STFU whore ¬_¬
Takada: *frown* I really don't think-
Light: I SAID STFU AND AS GOD OF THE NEW WORLD I MEAN STFU! x.x
L: That's practically a confession...
Light: X.X ...I was just trying to get her to shut up. I didn't mean any of it ^^"
L: ...Your point is valid... Part way. Only because it's Takada. 90% now, Light.
Light: X_X
-The door magically and mysteriously opens, without anyone opening it from the inside.
Because it was opened from the outside.-
Jacqueline: HEY~! I abandoned my favorite teacher Mr. Turner so that I could have more lines in this FF! :D
-Meanwhile, in Mr. Turner's room-
Mr. Turner: D': I feel so betrayed...
-Back to Mr. Luken's~-
Jacquline: But I'm sure he'll be fine ^^ Just because I'm his favorite student doesn't mean he can't go ONE CLASS PERIOD without me. ...Or for the rest of the school year... depending on what classes the Deatheh Noteh peoplz end up in... which I'm assuming is this one...
-Mr. Turner's again-
Mr. Turner: My bald senses are tingling... Jacqueline's... JACQUELINE'S NOT COMING BACK! D':
Mallory: Then I should probably go too ^^" *slips out of room and down the hall to Mr. Luken's room*
Mr. Turner: D'X
-lol, poor Mr. Turner.
NOT.
MR. LUKEN'S!-
Mallory: Yo.
Ariel, Ashley, Jacqueline: :O :D
-Somewhere else in the building, I'm too lazy to actually go look for her, so here's a voice recording:-
Hannah: Can I go to Mr. Luken's too? :D
WhateverTeacherSheHas: NO.
Hannah: DX ... *uses her magic frizzeh (sorreh, but it is xDx) hair to transport into Mr. Luken's room*
-Mrs. Stephen's class-
Tori: I NOW HAVE SEEN PART OF DEATH NOTE AND FEEL LIKE I SHOULD BE INCLUDED IN THIS FIC =:) *poofles into Mr. Luken's room*
Mrs. Stephens: WOAH, I'm un-simultaneously-combusted! *starts going into how this is possible using sciency terms*
-Again, I have no idea where they are, and I don't even know if they're in a class together, so here's a random voice recording.-
Mia: AIYE COME TOO! :DD
Rachel: MEH TOO... er... THREH! :DDD ..er... FIEV! :DDDDD You coming, Madison?
Madison: Eh... FUCK YEAH.
*all three poof into Mr. Luken's*
-NO. x.x TOO MANY PEOPLE. OUT. ...OUT. ... I SAID OUT! DX-
*all five poof back into their original classrooms*
Mia, Rachel, Madison: DX Meanie.
-From somewhere...-
Olivia: What about me?
-No. X.x x.X-
Olivia: DX
-Back to Mr. Luken's. Hopefully we'll stay here for a while. Thank God. I was getting dizzy.-
Mr. Lukens: *Explaining that before they were put in their tombs, mummies had makeup and other shit put on them* *is putting lipstick, blush, eyeshadow, etc. on Dexter*
Dexter: *giggling gayly*
Light: Ux2... Tea... Eff...
Matt: Hey, he almost looks like Mels whe-
Mello: *kicks Matt where it hurts*
Matt: D'X
Ashley: DON'T DAMAGE IT! DDD:
Mello: ...Damage what? ._.
Ariel: UDUNWANNAKNO.
Matt and Mello: ...
Misa: You know, Dexter, if you wanted a makeover, I could do it much better. This old guy keeps smudging everything!
Mr. Lukens: 'This old guy'? !
Dexter: *unable to respond do to the fact that Mr. Lukens is putting cherry red lipstick on him* ...
-Blah blah blah stuff happens the writer has WB stuff happens there's chicken hearts and Dexter gets wrapped up like a mummy then put in a box and now he came out & is going to wash the shit off his face-
Light: o.o DON'T LET HIM ANYWHERE NEAR ME! HE'LL MESS UP MY HAIR!
L: ...Light-kun, how much time do you spend on your hair?
Jacqueline: ...How do you not know that? You were handcuffed to him for, like, months!
L: No I wasn't. If you hadn't noticed, this fanfiction is, you know, JUST SLIGHTLY AU.
Jacqueline: AU... why didn't I think of that? *starts muttering and writing random DN shit and spacing out*
Light: ... ... ... Only an hour.
L: You spend an hour on your hair.
Light: ...Yes...
L: *sighs and shakes his head*
Abbigail: *poofs into the classroom*
-x_x I said NO MORE PEOPLE! GET OUT!-
Abbigail: But I have something IMPORTANT to say! D:
-...Fine...-
Ariel: TAWNY :DDD How'd you get here from Oklahoma? Is Moony here with you? Can I meet your brother Matt? He sounds awesome... I've been practicing some video games, I wanna see if I could beat him... FUCK IT, I wanna see Matt & Matt face off! :DDD
Matt (Death Note) : ...A challenger? *sly grin*
Abbigail: ABYSS :DDD Um... I honestly don't know, no, no, he is, lolllllll you suck, I doubt your skillz, AND OMK YES :DDD
Ariel: TAWNY :DDD ..., D:, D:, :D, ..., ..., :DDD
Light: How the Hell are you keeping up with your conversation?
Abbigail: Eh, we're used to it. Our conversations tend to go wildly off topic, but we manage to bring it back... usually...
-EHEM, you had something IMPORTANT to say?-
Abbigail: OHYEAH! Light, you're an adopted Canadian, and Matt is Australian.
- ... -
Light: . . .
Matt: WTF mate?
Jacqueline: EWWWW Canadiansssss... (I'd like to put right here that neither the author nor any people seen making fun of Canadians in this fic have anything against Canadians. Canada (and assorted other nations, like, heck, the US, for an example) are just fun to make fun of.)
Light: So I'm not ImAGay anymore, right?
Abbigail: No...
Light: Well, at least that's one thing...
Abbigail: ...No meaning that since your Canadian parents didn't care enough about you to even name you your first and only real name is Light Yagami.
Light: So I'm "ImAGay" AND Canadian?
Abbigail: Yup. SORRY~ *poofs back to Oklahoma*
Ariel: DDD:
Jacqueline: HEY LIGHTBULB IMAGAY~
Mallory: HAHA you're Canadian!
Light: . . . . .
L: HAHA Light-kun is Canadian & ImAGay~
Light: ...L, was that REALLY necessary?
L: Nope. *insert epic troll face here*
Light: . . . . . . .
-Meanwhile-
Ashley: *explaining her entire life story to Matt and Mello*
Mello: *totally ignoring her* So, Matt... You're Australian...
Matt: I guess...
Mello: ...
Matt: ...
Mello: You know, I'm not really sure I can be friends with an Australian...
Matt: You're an asshole, you know that? X.X
-Pfffffffft that's mean Mello. And after he saved your ass last chapter~-
Mello: I also saved his ass a few times...
-You gave him up to save yourself, then saved him afterwards, and then he saved you from Rem. So technically he saved you twice.-
Mello: ... Didn't I shoot you?
-Yeah. But you also shot Misa and Takada, and they're fine now, now aren't they?-
Mello: . . . *shoots the invisible voice*
Bullets: WHIZZZ WE GONN- *cough cough* D: sowwyz, weh haz strep throat D:
-OWW. HOW THE FUCK IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE? I'M FUCKING INVISIBLE! HOW THE FUCK AM I STILL GETTING SHOT AND SET ON FIRE? I'M THE ONE THAT'S SUPPOSED TO CAUSE CHAOS!-
Mello: *snicker*
Matt: ...You're still an asshole.
Ashley: (something about her favorite color? Eh, who cares.)
Ariel: ...What IS your favorite color? Like, no one knows...
Ashley: That's something you'll never know ;)
Ariel: . . .
Vivian: *poofs into the room*
-...I'm not even gonna try anymore...-
Ariel: Vivi! :DD ...WTF ARE YOU DOING HERE? O.o you live in freakin' GERMANY... OMG AVENUEEEEE HELLLOOOOOOOO :DD ...WTF ARE YOU DOING HE- (like broken record...)
Vivian: THE CAKE WAS NOT A LIE! *poofs*
Ariel: ...Well duh! -hasn't bought Portal 2 yet, but the ending is kinda obvious...-
Matt: OF COURSE THE CAKE WASN'T A LIE~ :D
L: CAEK? :DD
Rachel (will be called Shadeh for now because of the other Rachel...) : *poofs in* . . . WHAT THE FUCK? I ALMOST BEAT THE BOSS LEVEL!
- . . . Fuck you all.-
Ariel: SHADEHNESSSSSSSSS C:
Shadeh: ABYSSEHNESSSSSSSSS C: ...Wait... How did you know it was me?
Matt: I think she read the script when she stole my DS.
-...YOU LITTLE BASTARDS!-
Ariel: MAYYYYYBEEEEEEEE ^~^
Shadeh: OMGHAI~ (to Deatheh Noteh Peoplz)
Light: OHMYME...
God: . . .
Where the Hell is Jesus?
...
-...meanwhile...-
Jesus: *twitching on the floor in the Choir room* Halp... Meh...
-meannnnnwhileeeeeeeeee-
God: Eh, I'm sure he's fine.
-OKAY, LEAVE.-
Vivian and Shadeh: *poof*
-At Shadeh's/Rachel's house-
Shadeh: ...FUCKIN' SERIOUSLY? *glares at -whatevergameshewasplaying-*
-Back at Mr. Luken's...-
Mello: *shoots more people* *blows more shit up*
-*this is getting REALLY repetitive*-
-*everyone's dead*-
-later-
-*everyone's not dead?*-
-In Oklahoma? O.o-
Abbigail: Pffffffffft Matty got PWN'd.
Matt (Death Note) : FUCK. YOU.
Matt (Tawny's brother) : What he said x,x
Abbigail: *snicker* Always choose Oddjob when playing GoldenEye ^^
FINISH.
A/N: Seriously, try the Oddjob thing. You will most likely be called a dick, or a bitch, or something of the sort, BUT IT WORKS.