Squad Zero; the Secret Squad

Chapter 3

As the ten were transported to the human world Chi, Tora, and Cara couldn't contain themselves in gasping in aww at how many houses there were. "wahh! This is so cool I've never been to the human world" Chi exclaimed "neither have me and Cara, right Cara?" "Yeah sure I've heard story's but they never said it was like this" as the three were gob-smacked the others looked on in amusement.

"Chi you've never been to the human world?" asked Toushiro "nope only the captain's been at that was when we were ten years old and she was put on a mission to kill something by her daddy Oka-san always brought me and daddy some stuff back like clothes and candy, Captain Hitsugaya" "you've never been either tora-chan" asked Gin Tora looked away, embarrassed only her friends and family called her that "nope like Chi said only captains been and she never told anyone what it looked like" Tora replied.

"what about you Cara" Grimmjow said obnoxiously "no you stupid cat remember I am fresh out of the academy" Cara replied a tick mark appearing on her forehead "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME YOU LITTLE BRA-" Grimmjow was then punched to the ground, by Tenshi, where he left a dent mark and Tenshi was just looking down at him "come I have found Uraharas place" with that Tenshi side-stepped away from the group Ulquiorra right behind her as the group scrambled to keep up, Grimmjow in the back cursing under his breath.

At Uraharas Shop

"kisuke-san a pleasure to see you again, do you have our gigai's ready?" tenshi asked "ah a pleasure to see you again Tenshi-chan of course wouldn't want the goddess of life to be mad at you now would we?" Kisuke replied tipping his green hat and smiling behind his fan, while everyone looked confused at, he noticed a tick mark appearing on Tenshi's forehead "just hurry up you freak" Tenshi said glaring at the man.

Once everyone got into their Gigai's you could see two black blurs pouncing at a black cat who had suddenly appeared "Youruichi-chan!" "Mommy!" the cat never had a chance and she changed into her human form "Tenshi-nii-sama!" two voices yelled and Tenshi was tackled by a red blur and a black blur "uryu-Imouto, Jinta-otoutoget off me" tenshi said as two children whose faces were in each her boobs. You could feel the death aura around ulquiorra and chi grinned mystrialsly. The two children got off Tenshi but did sit on her lap.

The group decided that Soi fon would stay and the Urahara shop with her lover and rangiku would stay with Orihime, the rest would stay at the kurosaki place. With that everyone went their separate ways.

Tenshi's P.O.V

We were half way to uncle-isshins house when I remembered something "uh guys I just remembered something just keep going strait ok and no Ulquiorra I do not need you to come with me I'll be right back" with that I ran off.

Judging by the heat and the bugs I'd say were in the middle of August so that means we have three weeks 'till school is back in. "Kisuke-san do you have the things I ordered?" "hai here eight shiny new ipod's remember how to use them" I nodded the ipods were very colorful one was teal green, one was emerald green, one was silver, one was red, one was black, one was a baby blue, one was royal blue, and the final one was a deep purple, the ipods came with matching ear-phones, or in my case head-phones "the black, red and purple ones are filled with yours, Toras, and chi's favorite music, everyone else's is filled with songs based on personality" "thanks uncle Urahara" "no problem my darling little niece" with goodbyes said once again I sprinted to the kurosaki's house where a fight was happening.

I sighed 'carrot top just couldn't keep his mouth shut now could he' I thought as I arrived at the scene cara was trying to stop ulquiorra from fighting, but was getting held back by Grimmjow 'oh so kitty-chan isn't gay hmm imagine my surprise' my eyes widened as I saw Ichigo and Ulquiorra swinging fits at each other I sighed, for what seemed like the ump-teenth time that day, and stood in the middle of the two grabbing strwberry's right wrist and ulquiorras left wrist and threw them at the opposite side (so ichigo on Ulquiorra's side and Ulquiorra on ichigo's side) where they skidded on the con-creek.

"Too think you two are powerful enough to bring Aizen to his knees, that you are acting like children" there were mutterings of everyone and I got annoyed "shut up all of you and come get your gifts" everyone had surprised looks at me "toushiro come get your present" toushiro walked up to me cautiously and I gave him the teal green ipod "it has piano music somehow I know it's your favorite" he gave me a surprised look and smiled lightly it didn't reach his face but it was in his eyes "thank you captain Yamamoto" "no prob" I said messing up his hair.

I then called the others Uquiorra had the emerald green ipod and earphones with classical music he lipped some like 'I will thank you tonight my dear' thank kami no one noticed, Gin had the silver ipod and earphones he had creepy music on his, Grimmjow got the baby-blue ipod as well as earphones he had rap music (go rapping kitty GO!) Cara had the royal blue with hip-hop and rap music.

"Chi you have the red one it's filled with country, Tora you have the black one and it's filled with heavy metal" they looked at me shocked before they pounced "Aww! Chi she does care!" "Yep!, yep!, yep!, she does!, she does!, she does!" "Yeah, yeah, I'm a good girl now can you please GET THE HELL OFF OF ME!" they scrambled to get off of me "now strawberry-chan can you please show us to our rooms" "WHAT! You mean you're the shinigami who are staying with us b-but why do you have Espades(?)" "Because you idiotic strawberry the espade were all my spy's I didn't like Aizen, no one did, so daddy-yama decided to place spy's in hueco mundo to gather up information" "THEN WHY DID YOU NEED ME?" "Daddy didn't want me and squad to be revealed yet Idiot and you were plenty capable of handling it yourself so why waste my resources." "Oh I guess that makes sense. WAIT OLD GEAZER YAMAMOTO IS YOUR FATHER!" with that the strawberry fainted and I sighed 'what an idiotic boy'

End chapter 3

Note: sorry I didn't upload soon enough I'm still trying to get the hang of typing kinda new at it I'll try to upload as soon as I can tomorrow. BYE! BYE!