Uhm... N-no, I-I'm not spying... At all... uhm... No, of course not... Uuu-uh...

Yes, you are. The cutest couple on earth (A/N: literally told... ? xD) you need me to prove it? *getting ready to get all the other DenNor-fangirls here to prove you, plus some DenNor doujinshis* 'cause I can... *evil smirk*

Love,

Gal Fanjente

P.S: I'll send you a dress with this letter. If you don't admit that you love Denmark, I will make you wear it...

(A/N: because... It is so many letters to answer? cx oh, and the dress I sent to Norway is pink, frilly, SHORT and sexy :3 me liiiike)

Gale fanjente.


… Why do I not believe you?

Really… There's nothing to prove. We aren't a couple. And what is "doujinshis"? You humans really are bothersome creatures.

Norge.

P.S: How do you intend to make me?

(a/n: Naw, it's not really that many. I'd loooveee to have maaanyyyy manyyyyy more. You have no idea. So if you know other Norway-lovers, do send them over here. :3

Norway is never gonna agree to wearing that. Oh holy heavens xD )