Also you are in this letters thing, better you remember me right, you know the
one colony that you named after you, the one that you still call NEW ME or
something like that hell why I am writing you in English.

Okay will you finally correct everyones perception that I am a woman, for
Lord's sake even you forgot that I am male, maybe I have some feminine antics
but that does not mean that I am not male.

O tell to Filipinas that I do not mind if he dates Cali, sadly that is not my
say anymore, TT-TT I miss my child, okay better calm down.

Please can you tell France to not come here trying to "collect" the money that
my government owes him is very annoying that he still has in mind the plan of
invading my vital regions.

Oh and also remember if you have not discovered me you won't have known that
Tomatoes are food, sorry but I do not like when people do not give me credit
about food.

And that you do not fight England as much as you used to, please I saw you
trying to kill him because Gilbratar

Sinceramente y no odiandote Mexico

P.D.: Recuerda no te odio, creeme con los presidentes que tuve me di cuenta
que nosotros como naciones pocas veces tenemos poder sobre ellos y comprendo
un poco más el por que me trataste de la patada cuando era tu colonia

M-Mexico,

Uhm, hola. This is sorta a vicious letter…I'm sorry for everything awful I've ever done to you, but at the moment I'm busy trying to save the world from Italy and Risk…can, can we work out this little difference another time? Please?

Uh, all right, I'll let the misinformed world know you're a…señor, not a señorita…

O-okay…but Philippines is already dealing with that situation. Sí, calmate, México…

Uhm, I'll let France know, but it's not good to be in debt to other nations, you know. So perhaps you should just pay up. I'm paying off all my loans to France as it stands. Uhm, that would be Prussia who would invade your vital regions.

Y-yeah, es verdad.

Ingleterra and I have never gotten along. That will never change.

C-ciao, México,

España

P.S. S-sí, es verdad también, México.

Whoever wrote in as Mexico, you're lucky I'm bilingual…

Mexico translation: Remember I do not hate you, believe me, the world leaders really have no control over the nations Remember what you did to me, occupation-wise, and how you treated me.

(rough translation, I'm sorta in a hurry to update)

Spain's response: Y-yes, that's true as well, Mexico.