Dave was not too excited to find out that Equius and his Bro were into the same things, mostly because some of the things his Bro liked were a bit strange. Even though he had a lot of respect fro Bro, finding out about smuppet porn on his Bro's computer Dave ended up being a litle more than creeped out. But Equius wasn't into smuppets, thank hell or somthing. Not because Dave was into Equius or somthing like that. But secretly he was.
Despite Dave's mild nervousness he and Equius got to talking more about those interests, even though Dave knew next to nothing about them. Still Equius was a dman good cook because of these silly ponies. Everyone was happy about it too, because finally they could eat somthing that was not baked goods because seriously that is all Jane knows how to cook, duh. And Kanaya doesn't know how to cook because she's more into fassion, and also because on earth they didnt have whatever the trolls eat normally. Which she wasn't complaining because human food was more flavourful and juicy. And Dave can't cook because he barely eats cooked meals anyway. Chips and TV dinners.
"Equius, can you teach us how to make this thing here?" Kanaya asked.
She was pointing to a shrimp and pastry filled plate. Kanaya didn't know what shrimp was but it was delicious. Even though didn't ponies eat grass and hay and flowers and shit? How come Equius cooked meat?
"Oh yeah, first you get some frozen pastry. make the pastry some squares and then put them in a muffin pan. Put those in the fridge. Then you need some shrimp, butter and olive oil and some chopped up dill. Saute the butter and oil and then quickly saute the shrimp but only for a minute or two. Season it with salt and pepper. Then put in the herbs. So then you set aside some shrip to garnish the plates and stuff the rest of the shrimp in the pastrys."
"Now you whisk 6 big eggs, a half cup of whipping cream, salt and pepper. Pour that ove rthe shrimp and herbs in the pastrys and then bake the muffin pastrys at 400 degrees for ten minutes. Then keep baking at 350 degrees until the eggs set. Let them cool. And serve it with some tomato compote."
Equius is now out of breath from talking for a while straight while he points to parts of the shrimp pastry. It's a good shrimp pastry.
Now Jane is jealous and gets into a fisticuff with Equius. She wins only because Equius doesnt want to hurt her at all. They start baking as a compatition. They are making cakes and cupcakes and brownies and all sorts of things. And some of th chocolate lands on Kanaya and Dave. Kanaya is secretly still scoping out Daves hot butt because he's still naked. She's contemplating wether to take off her top because it's bugging her. She thinks she will wait for a prefect time when she will be noticed and also when it accents her.
"SO now what?" Jane is asking before long. The baking compitition ending with her as the winner, unsuprisingly. Her face is covered in enough uncooked batter that she could be wearing it as makeup. Everyone shrugs though. Nobody knows what is supposed to happen now because they aren't the author.
Wait. Where did Kanaya dissapear to?
So, short chapter because I can't understand what just happened and I need to re-get my bearings with a fresh starting chapter.