I'm sure some of you had figure out why this scene looks familiar right?
Bingo! Congratulation, Minako the Dragon Maiden of DW, you are right! Sorry there was no award for you, but since you manage to guess it, I hope that you can sit there and relax, and enjoy this chapter, as this would be the hilarious chapter so far I've had thought!
But of course to some of you who also manage to guess it out, I'm sure hopes that you could enjoy your time for laughing out loud… well… If it is hilarious.
Although it might not be totally the same as FFVII, but I could assure you that this could turn the whole thing upside down!
So, let's start this chapter, shall we?
Disclaimer: I do not own any Dynasty Warrior's character.
Other world, other me
*Other world, He Fei, in Area 2*
As they enter a dresser shop, Lu Xun who now cross his arm, stands at the corner of the shop with an unhappy and angry face with it. He just watch them choose the clothes and ask the salesgirl of which clothes are suitable for them (which it was obviously a lady's cloth and they really think these guys are weirdo). As he gives himself a deep thought of why does it has to be like this, his head was covered with a cloth. As he took down slowly, he examined the clothes and it was a lady's cloth! It was a very bright red with some cute lasses around it and it was a rather sexy top (which it could fit his size). He immediately look at the person who throw at him and throw it back to him.
Lu Xun: What's the meaning of this?! (he stare at him with a dangerous eye)
Gan Ning: Well, just in case you still don't get the idea, COME HERE AND HELP US! We run out of time!
Lu Xun: Hmp! That's not my business!
Jiang Wei: Still, we have to do it, unless… we thought of something… (still searching the cloth from the hanging area)
Lu Xun: Boy, this is crazy… why we doing this again…?
*Flashback, probably 30 minutes ago*
It happened right before they went in the dresser room and somehow still outside Dong Zhuo's mansion. (if you have seen the previous chapter, this is where this scene continue from here) "So… do you have any idea?" Lu Xun ask, he look at Gan Ning with serious eye which he knew that there was no other way to went in but to charge forward. Just before Gan Ning could gives his opinion, they were interrupted by someone else.
Merchant: Hey, could you guys move a side? You blocking it! (he tried to shoo them aside and let himself and other three girls, which follow him behind, to pass through them and walk straight to the guard)
Guard: Well, well, what do we have here? (he start to examined the girls)
Merchant: What else? Bringing you the girls of course! These are the fresh one, hope he like it, he! he! he! (both him and the guard let out their evil laugh. Who could blame them, these was their daily routine!)
As they still laugh, Gan Ning and the others knew something might happen to these girls… well let's just say Ling Tong might in trouble too… Anyway, if these still going on, these girls surely not only became one of his desert, but they might in troubles too because of the missing in space's rumors.
Ma Chao: We can't let this happen!
Gan Ning: These girls surely would became one of his favorite…
Jiang Wei: Not only that, they might get themselves kill… (before he could thought of something, Gan Ning and Ma Chao had walk forward them)
Gan Ning: Hold it right there! (now he got their attention)
Guard: You again!
Merchant: You know them?
Guard: Yeah, just few minutes ago, these guys just 'sell' a lady here… well, actually an ugly one… Anyway, what's your business here?
Gan Ning: Of course I have business here! These girls can't be taken!
Ma Chao: Wait, Gan Ning, what you…
Merchant: Oh? These girls can't be sell? Why not…? Ah, unless you… (he gives him a cheeky smile)
Gan Ning: What the heck you thinking about?!
Ma Chao: Listen! These ladies can't be sell, they just can't!
Merchant: Then! What's your business here?!
Lu Xun: (he walks towards them and whisper at their ears) What are you doing? We can't just bump in like this?!
Jiang Wei: Yeah, if we can't find a way out, we better don't interfere…
Guard: Just like he say, don't interfere boys, we have business to do…! (he took out his gun and ready to shoot them)
Lu Xun: That's does it! I'm charging…! (before he could made his move, he was cut off by Gan Ning)
Gan Ning: What do you mean we interfere? Of course we have business here! (now he gives them the cheeky smile which makes them they had a bad feeling about this…)
Merchant: Oh? So you have? Like what?
Gan Ning: He he… we'll compete against our women with your women!
Jiang Wei, Lu Xun and Ma Chao: What?!
Merchant: Compete our women huh… Alright, what's the rule?
Gan Ning: Simple, we'll let this Guard to settle the winner!
Guard: Huh? Me?
Gan Ning: Uh huh, you shall choose one of the side of which women you think are the best! Since there are three ladies here, then, we'll get the others three to you and see which are the best! So, what do you say?!
Lu Xun: I say you are nuts…! (but his mouth was cover by Gan Ning)
Guard: (both he and the merchant look at each other, they don't know whether this was a trick or not. But since it was a compete for women, well, they think there should be no problem) Well, I have no problem with that…
Merchant: Neither do I…
Gan Ning: Deal then! We'll meet here again another 2 hours, we'll be right back! (then he tried to push his teammates out from their sight while he still cover Lu Xun's mouth back to the market place)
Once they reach outside (where the market place held), Lu Xun could not hold his breathe any longer and bite Gan Ning's hand.
Gan Ning: Ouch! That hurt!
Lu Xun: You're the one who hurting me!
Ma Chao: Gan Ning, what's exactly are you trying to do back there…?
Gan Ning: Can't you tell? I'm trying not to let those girls in! Just in case you forgot… girls are not allow to involve in this mission!
Jiang Wei: Ok, I do get the point for being wanted to help them… But, where are we gonna find another women? And it was three of them?!
Gan Ning: Well… by now you should know what I'm thinking… (he look at him with some cheeky eye, as if telling him that it has something to do with him)
Jiang Wei: Why look at me? (he thought for a while) You don't say you're going to ask Lady Da and Lady Xiao to do this job…!
Gan Ning: (he hit his own head) No, that's not the point! Why the heck I would ask those ladies to do it!?
Ma Chao: Then, what are you trying to tell us? Where the heck could we find three girls in 2 hours time?!
Gan Ning: (somehow, he did not answer anything, he use the same way he look at Jiang Wei and Lu Xun, which Lu Xun started to get his point)
Lu Xun: Oh no, oh no no no! You're not thinking what I'm thinking…! (he wanted to get away from here since he knew this was his whole plan)
Jiang Wei: Huh? Thinking of what?
Lu Xun: Jiang Wei, I would run if I were you…
Gan Ning: Oh come on, look at you, you had a beautiful jade face and had a small figure which like a women. While Jiang Wei… well, he did had a girly face with a ponytail and some good body shape with it. So, do you think there was another person could do this? …Hm?
Lu Xun: You aspect us to pretend as a women didn't you?! Do that for yourselves, pervert!
Ma Chao: Gan Ning, you're not seriously think this would work did you!? (he look surprise when he heard what Lu Xun said)
Gan Ning: Then, what could we do? We can't even involve women on this mission as it might get nasty! Unless you have another idea beside charging in, I'm not following that!
Lu Xun: For your information, that was the best idea among all!
Gan Ning: I'm still not on it!
Ma Chao: (now he look at Jiang Wei, which he knew that his face was surprise too, but if this still keeps going on, those girls surely will went in and Ling Tong would have no chance to encounter Dong Zhuo) SO…do you have any idea?
Jiang Wei: Actually… that's not a bad idea at all…
Lu Xun: (both he and Gan Ning immediately stop bickering once they heard Jiang Wei said that it was not a bad idea) What?! You got to be kidding me…!
Jiang Wei: I think his idea was not bad at all and…
Lu Xun: Wait a minute, if you think his idea was better and we're following it, I rather die!
Jiang Wei: Hm… I know what you mean… But this would gives them less attention then charging in. And I also wondering, if we could successfully went in, then the chances for meeting Dong Zhuo might be…
Lu Xun: Stop! Before you continue on saying how this idea could gives us success, let me remind you one thing… WE ARE MEN! How the heck we could overcome those girls as we did not have slim body and beautiful face as they are!?
Gan Ning: Well, you could make up…
Lu Xun: Yeah right! Just in case you still not aware! The guy you told him to pretend as a women was wayyy to ugly for a women!
Gan Ning: Then, we make it better then!
Lu Xun: (he hits his own head) You still don't get what I mean, did you! (then, the both of them started to bickering… again)
Jiang Wei: So, what do you think Ma Chao, which would you prefer?
Ma Chao: Don't ask me! You and Lu Xun the one has to pretend it…besides, if I say its alright this way, I gonna be killed by him! (he point at Lu Xun which he looks at him with an angry face)
Jiang Wei: I understand. (He walks towards Lu Xun and pull him aside as he had something to told him, which these makes Gan Ning and Ma Chao curious) Lu Xun, I know this would not please you but, I've decided to do so. (he could see that Lu Xun's face was now full of surprise and wanted to say something, which somehow he could say it out) I know what I'm doing. If we went in together, I'm sure everything would done right, besides, it's not a bad idea, you know…
Lu Xun: (he gives himself a thought, if he really choose this idea, then, he has to get ready for his humiliation as he was about to become a women for sure)
Jiang Wei: I know it's hard for you to decide, but, we're not doing it alone, right? Remember I told you before? We'll help each other back, no matter what! So, what do you say? Follow us?
Lu Xun: Well… (he just keep silence, he really don't want to do this, but, they were right too, if they just charge in, this might alert them and less info might get. He just close his eyes and reconsider of what should do)
Behind them, Gan Ning and Ma Chao were waiting them and started to feel curious of what they had done back there.
Ma Chao: What do you think they're doing?
Gan Ning: Who knows? Probably against some of the things we've just thought…
Ma Chao: (he had something to ask him, but he could not find a word to ask him. But since this was the perfect timing to ask, he quickly jump to the question and ask) I've been eager to ask you… How do you feel when the time you meet Lu Xun?
Gan Ning: Huh? What do you mean? (he look at his direction, wondering why he ask that?)
Ma Chao: I mean… do you feel something or anything wrong with him ever since you meet?
Gan Ning: Hm… Speaking about that, he does looks different compare to back of the days… You know, I never really see him angry, throwing temper, arguing, being a jerk, all sort of those negative thoughts… (he scratch his head) But you know… it is weird, arguing with him, he usually never do sort of those thing and… the only person we always fight against was me and Ling Tong back of the days… *sigh* I'm not sure was it because it has something to do with this other world thing, but… you know, I'm just glad I've meet him, although he was not the person I've thought so far. Anyway, why do ask this? You think something wrong with Jiang Wei…
Ma Chao: Oh, no, no, actually it's nothing, maybe I was a bit sensitive by how they looks so different in this world, it was nothing…
Gan Ning: Are you sure? You don't sound it…
Ma Chao: Yeah, it's nothing… (he tried to give him a smile, but somehow he could not since he too had some problem dealing with 'him', especially his attitude)
As they wait, finally Lu Xun and Jiang Wei came back to them.
Jiang Wei: Alright we have decided! We'll follow the plan if…
Ma Chao: …if what?
Jiang Wei: …If Gan Ning could be the third lady…(he quickly shut his ears)
Gan Ning: WHAT?! Why?!(now this was shocking, why the heck he would be the third lady!)
Lu Xun: It's very simple, since it's yours idea, I don't see the reason why you don't joint us…(he say it in mocking tone)
Gan Ning: Like the hell I would! Why don't you ask Ma Chao instead, he was better than mine…
Ma Chao: Hey, don't pull me on this!
Lu Xun: Well, if you think you could get away with it, no excuse! Since you're the master plan of it, then do it! Or else… we won't do it either…! (now he was challenging him, if he dare to took on this idea, he had to be one of them too. Of course, Gan Ning was not an idiot either, if he really wanted this plan to work on, then he had to accept it) So? What's you think? Unless… you're chickening out!
Gan Ning: (As he gives himself a thought, he knew there was no turning back) If you think I'm not dare? Fine! I'll proof to you!
Ma Chao: Uh… Gan Ning? Are you sure about this…?
Gan Ning: Of course I'm sure about this! (the both of them stare at each other… again)
*End of flashback*
Lu Xun: *sigh* Why the heck we doing this again… (another cloth cover his face, he took it down, examine and throw it back to Gan Ning) Ha ha, very funny!
Gan Ning: Don't just stand there, help us!
Lu Xun: Yeah, yeah, on my way (he roll his eyes and search lazily, he did not aspect that Gan Ning would take this challenge. At least he think he might not)
Meanwhile, Ma Chao who was gone earlier, now came back with some news with him.
Ma Chao: Hey guys, manage to find any?
Gan Ning: What do you think then… (he raise up his hand and show nothing). How about you then, what they say?
Ma Chao: Nothing necessary, just do as we plan, they'll keep on guard while we settle this first. (he looks at the clock) Well, I guess we need to hurried then, we still have 1 hour to go!
Lu Xun: Not that we don't want to be quick… there's no size for us! Especially him! (he point at Gan Ning which it was obviously no size of him)
Jiang Wei: (came out from changing room) Hey, do you think this was a bit small? I couldn't breathe and… its kinda tight here (touching his waist as it was a bit tight for his waist)
He was wearing a blue purple outfit which had a butterfly sign on it. As they look at him, they shake their head as it was way too freaky for them. Of course Gan Ning and Ma Chao quickly ask him to change back as they recognize that outfit, it was Zhang He's outfit from DW5! (Although he did not had any strong make up as Zhang He, but to them, it was wayyy to creepy)Yuck! They really wanted to turn out! Once Jiang Wei change back his attire, a lady came to them and ask them.
Lady: Hello, is there something we could help? You've been here almost half and hour and you guys seems to be on the wrong place…
Ma Chao: Huh, hai, well, we're actually…
Gan Ning: We're searching for some girls cloth that suit us.
Lady: (now she was surprise by his words, she never thought these words would slip out from his mouth) Uh… a girl's cloth…that suit you…? (she look at them curiously and wondering if they really are weirdo or whatever they are)
Jiang Wei: Please, don't miss understood, you see we're trying to… (then he told every single thing about why they need it so)
Once she got the idea, she told them that there was a man who could help them and he was a tailor, but unfortunately, lately his business was not so good and he's been drinking ever since then. Once they knew there was someone who could help them, they quickly that guy in a restaurant. He was sitting at the corner of the bar and drunk! They walk toward him.
Jiang Wei: Uh… Excuse me? Are you…Wang the tailor?
Wang: Nuh? (he look up at him and the others) Who are you? What do you want from me?!
Jiang Wei: I'm Jiang Wei, these are my friends, we just wanted to…
Wang: Ah… if you want me to help you to create some cloth *hiccup*, better ask someone else… I'm not on it *hiccup* (he start to fall asleep)
Jiang Wei: Wait! We're not…!
Gan Ning: (he pat his shoulder and shove him aside) Let me handle this. (he walks towards Wang) Hey wake up, we not done yet!
Wang: (he try to keep his head up) What is it again…?
Gan Ning: Look pal! We have something for you to do and only you could help us…
Wang: Yeah, like I say, if you want me to make you some men cloth, better give up…
Lu Xun: (he use his blade and strike on the table which makes Wang a shock) Now would you mind to listen? (he ask him with a dangerous tone, as if he was threatening him)
Wang: Ok, ok! I'm up! Sheesh! So, what do you want anyway?
Gan Ning: Well, we need you to help us create some girl's cloth for us.
Wang: (At first, he thought he was listening the wrong thing, due to his drunkenness. But, as Gan Ning and the others tried to explain to him of their condition, he think it through) So, let's make this straight! You want me to make a girl's cloth, for you…
Ma Chao: Well, actually, it was these three…
Wang: (he stood up and examine Lu Xun and Jiang Wei's body) Hm… It's not a problem for these both but he… (now he look at Gan Ning, he could feel pressure in him as he did not make any big size as he is) … he's slightly had a problem… You sure about this, I mean he is a big tough guy with some muscle on it and… (he think it through again of which type of material should he use on him)
Ma Chao: Well, could you do it?
Wang: (At first he did not had the confident to do it, but as he thinks through severe times, he decided to take the challenge) Hm… I think I could work on it! Just give me few minutes, it should be done within these few minutes. I could feel my talent came back! (then he started to walk out the restaurant and head straight to his shop and start to sew their cloth)
Mean while still waiting for their cloth to be done, they decided to walk around the shops and buy some materials which would help them to be more prettier. As they walk pass a hair salon, they decided to buy a hair wig for Gan Ning since his hair was so short and spiky (well, lucky for Lu Xun and Jiang Wei, they don't need one as Lu Xun had a shorter hair which he could fix it while Jiang Wei could just untie his ponytail and let it flow on his shoulder). Once they enter the shop, they tried every wig, of which one are the best. (Of course I should add that most of the salesgirl are curious too of why a big tough guy like Gan Ning need to had a longer hair… it just makes things… weird?)
Once they bought the materials, they went back to Wang's shop. "Ah… just in time! Come on, try it." He shows their clothes, give it to them and lead them to the changing room. Jiang Wei open the door as he had change his cloth. He wears light green, fluffy soft Nilon dress, which it does makes the cloth dancing like a water. He started to look at the mirror and examine his body of how this outfit had fit him perfectly and let go his hair to make it more elegant. Of course Ma Chao was surprise too, he never thought of his entire life, he would see how 'beautiful' Jiang Wei was!
While he still look at Jiang Wei, nonstop, Lu Xun came out. His outfit was more on Lolita's style. His dress was decorated with full of cute laces and ribbons around it, plus, he had a long socks which cover his manly leg and it really does make him as a 'cute' one. As he came out, he just stand aside, without looking at the mirror and wait for Gan Ning to come out. It took him few minutes to settle everything, and finally came out. Most of them were so shock that they don't even know what to say. He had a hot, explosive muscle which expose his arm, he also wear a long tight lower part jeans and it was a some sort disco type. As he step out, Jiang Wei handed him the wig and it match perfect on him.
Now, most of the customer look at them surprisingly shock as they never see a man could transform into a women! Even Wang was proud of it, and he claims that this would be his first inventions of all. Just before they went out, they ask the ladies to borrow their make up equipment to them. Since they ask politely, they gladly borrow them, and they even help them to put it on. Although Lu Xun did oppose for not wanting to do it, but in the end, he was 'capture' and was force to put some make up on him.
Once everything was settle, they pay the money and ready for their next challenge, went into the Dong Zhuo's mansion.
Alright, that's it for this chapter. On next chapter, will they successfully went in to the mansion without any problem? And what kind of secret did Dong Zhuo know?
Stay tune for next coming chapter!
Oh by the way, this was not a yaoi! I hope I'm not doing it too far… Anyway, feel safe to read.