Alright! It's up! I hope you enjoyed it!
Sorry, I know it's still mostly like FFVII, but I'll try my best to avoid it. Gambate!
Disclaimer: I do own any DW character.
Other world, other me
Just before they went in the entrance, they've need to make sure everything was perfectly going well prepare as they're going to confront their worst nightmare… being a women!
Gan Ning: Alright Ma Chao, do you remember what you need to do? You're our only hope to get us in.
Ma Chao: Of course I remember, I even remember our plan… But are you sure I could do this? I mean, for this kind of job, you're better then me.
Gan Ning: You should ask this midget! He ask for it! (he look at Lu Xun)
Lu Xun: Hmp! you deserve it! (of course the of them wanted to quarrel again but was stop by Jiang Wei)
Jiang Wei: Ok, since there's no problem, once we went in, there'll be no turning back… So… ready?
Gan Ning: Question, does this makes me look fat? (he was pointing his chest and receive a big hit from Lu Xun) Ouch!
Jiang Wei: Then… let's go!
They started to act like a lady and went in the entrance where the guard and the merchant are standing.
Guard: Well, well, look who was here…(he start to examine the 'girls') Hm… not bad, at least it was better then the previous one…
Ma Chao: So, are we in or what?
Merchant: Whoa, hold on! Where's your other friends? Hm?
Ma Chao: Uh… they…
Gan Ning: (whisper quietly at his ear) Hey, cool down and act normally!
Ma Chao: (he clear his throat, he don't want to mess this up as it would be ugly if he mess it up) Well, they're busy!
Merchant: Oh? Why is that so? I don't see any problem from that? (he looks at the 'girls and suspicious) Unless, those girls are…
Ma Chao: Don't give me a damn word! Of course they're not! They just wanted to look for more girls, that's all… (now his other friends started to get worried as this was not as they plan before) You see… they're good looking man, who would resist them? Look at these ladies, they're the one who ask them came here because of their looks! He! He! He!
Jiang Wei: Ai ya! Don't tell me…
Lu Xun:…
Gan Ning: Ma Chao?!
Merchant: Um… (he still suspicious with the ladies)
Ma Chao: (knowing that he's still suspecting it, he continue) Of course its not that all, I'm sure they'll come back with some pretty girls, oh, and I think it should be prettier than yours? Unless you are afraid that you might lose? (he try to mock him which he hope he would not suspecting anything)
Merchant: Hmp! No such thing! Mine was better than yours…!
Ma Chao: Then let the guard decide which is better!
Guard: (Now the both of them look at him, he could feel his pressure running around his body. He quickly clear his throat and look which side had the pretty girls. Of course he has to choose carefully too as his boss , Dong Zhuo was a picky too and he loves pretty ladies. As he examine carefully, he had decided) I vote for… (each both side was so nervous about the result) Ma Chao's group!
Merchant: What?! You got to be kidding me! Them? (he could not believe it!)
Ma Chao: Yes! We did it! (his friends are happy about as they too thought they will not be chosen as they're just pretending it)
Guard: Alright, as we deal, went in now… (he lead the 'girls' into the mansion but was stop by Merchant)
Merchant: Just wait a sec, why my girls are not the one! They're obviously prettier than them and look at them (he point at Jiang Wei and the others) Don't you think they're a bit… (unfortunately he was stop by the guard)
Guard: Sorry ladies, just went inside, they'll be someone serve you…(now he look at the Merchant and try to shoo him away)
Just before they went into the mansion, Jiang Wei secretly gives Ma Chao a hand sign as their plan was succeed and started to work on next move. Once Ma Chao get the idea, he knew it was time for him to do his job.
Once they went in, there was a man standing at the corner and came to them.
Man: Ah, you ladies must be the one for tonight, right? (he just saw them nod their heads) Now, follow me. (He leads them to the upper room. He open the door and ask them to wait inside until they're being summon)
As they went in, they saw another lady in this room. She had a birth mark right below her right eye with a heavy make up, and she wear a red Cheongsam which almost looks like Da Qiao in DW6. Gan Ning of course easily recognize who she is and decided to make fun of her.
Jiang Wei: That's Ling Tong, let's go and meet him…(but he was pull back by Gan Ning)
Gan Ning: Just hold on a sec, let me do this. (then he try to hold his laugh, walk to him and pitch up his voice) Hello, are you all alone? (still hold his laugh)
Ling Tong: (he try to pitch up his voice) Oh why yes, I am. So, you came here too… Did he ask you to came?
Gan Ning: Yeah, he told me that there was someone great here, so he say that I should meet him! But, I didn't knew he trick me… (he cover his face and pretend as if he wanted to cry)
Ling Tong: (now, he was trying to comfort her, which he still don't know is a he) Oh, that's too bad, there, there don't cry. (at the meantime, he also saw another 2 girls in front of him) You girls were tricked too, didn't you… poor girl…
Lu Xun: He think we are a girl…Oh boy, another idiots who think we are a girl…(he roll his eyes)
Jiang Wei: Well, at least they do thought we are a girl…which I think is a good thing?
Gan Ning: (he still continue to made fun of him) *sob* He say he love me so much… but, how could he…*sob*(still covered his face and hold his laugh)
Ling Tong: Well, we can't blame our fate, unlike me, I don't want to be here, that stupid pirate guy ask me to come here and what I got? Nothing! If I see him again, I wanted to give him a thing or two! (he started to get piss whenever he mention Gan Ning, which he was the one who volunteered him to came here)
Gan Ning: Oh, the pirate, do you mean Gan Ning? The one always take the bell along with him, half naked and with a big sword?
Ling Tong: Yes, that's him! Wait… you meet him? So he's the one who ask you to come? Damn you, Gan Ning, I thought this was suppose to be 'no girls allow mission'
Gan Ning: (this time, he use his own voice)… and does he sound like this?
Ling Tong: Yeah, that's his sound… Um? Come to think of it, you did sound like him…
Gan Ning: Boo! (he open his hand and reveal his face in front of him) It's me, Gan Ning!
Ling Tong: Y…You? (at first he don't believe it, he touch his whole body up and down, and when he saw the bells around his waist, he knew that it was him and it did gives him a shock and fell on the floor)
Gan Ning: What's wrong Ling Tong? Cat got your tongue? Ha ha ha… You should look at how you act just now! You're killing me! Ha ha ha! (he laugh out from his lung. He couldn't believe that this could trick him easily. Even Jiang Wei and Lu Xun also giggle, but a small one)
Ling Tong: Uh? A trick? (in his mind, he doesn't what to act, what he know was, this prank are way too far and he stands up and piss off) You stupid jerk! (try to hit Gan Ning's head) What the hell you thinking, you xxxx!
Gan Ning: Whoa, easy there! I'm just trying to…! (when he saw Ling Tong took out his nunchaku, he knew it was not the time to please him)
Ling Tong: You think it was funny? I still haven't got my revenge on you! You stupid, xxxx, you set me up and now you're here to make fun of me! (still targeting him, which of course Gan Ning evade most of his attack)
Gan Ning: Whoa, that's it! No more! I'm sorry…(he still dodge the attack and run around the room like a cat chase a mice)
Lu Xun: (he just look at them, chasing each other, he could feel that they've been forgotten) Don't you think they have forgotten about us?
Jiang Wei: Yeah… I guess so… (both him and Lu Xun still watching them running around like crazy)
Lu Xun: Aren't you supposed to stop them? He gonna kill him if we still stand here…
Jiang Wei: (give a small smile) I guess you're right. (then, he walk forward to Ling Tong and manage to grab Ling Tong's grip which his weapon almost hit Gan Ning) I guess he does had learn his lesson. (he gives him a small smile)
Ling Tong: (as he could feel his hand was grab by someone, he quickly look beside him, to his amaze, it was a girl who stop him and she's just use a hand to stop him, which he still don't know that actually was Jiang Wei) You… How could you…
Gan Ning: Ah… about time you stop him, I thought I was gonna die out there!
Jiang Wei: Well, it's your fault for making fun of him.
Ling Tong: (this time he was confuse. Gan Ning seems to knew this girl but he could not figure out who was it?) Gan Ning… who is this?
Gan Ning: You still don't recognize? So, our disguise did work out then! Could you believe that? Ha ha ha…
Jiang Wei: Yeah, I guess so (he just smile)
Ling Tong: Hey, quit laughing! I'm serious here, who is she? And come to think of it… why you wearing… like that? (he just realize that Gan Ning was wearing some girly cloth and had some make up on it)
Gan Ning: Duh… you still don't get it? (he walk behind Jiang Wei and grip his hair into a ponytail like, and ask Ling Ton g to look carefully who she really was)
Ling Tong: (he look closer. As he look long enough, he got the clue, it was Jiang Wei in disguise!) Jiang Wei!
Jiang Wei: Yap! That's me! It really took you long enough to recognize us…
Ling Tong: So, you're alright! How did you survive from that fall… You could… died!
Jiang Wei: Well, long story, anyway… (he walk to Lu Xun and introduce to him) This is Lu Xun, he save both me and Wei Yan from the fall. Lu Xun, this is Ling Tong.
Lu Xun: (he just look at him and turn away) Hmp! Not interested…
Ling Tong: Lu…Lu Xun? (he look at Gan Ning just to make sure he was not dreaming) Is it really him?
Gan Ning: Well, yes, but… it's not like what you think… (then he pull him aside so that both Jiang Wei and Lu Xun could not them) You see, he's a bit different in this world… uh… let's just say be prepare, ok? You might get…
Lu Xun: Hey, are you guys finish talking yet?!
Gan Ning: You'll know soon enough… (then he walk forward to them, leaving Ling Tong who still wondering what is the wrong until Gan Ning doesn't know what to say) So, what we gonna do?
Jiang Wei: Now that we had gathered, the chances are on our side now. So, that's what we gonna do, once Dong Zhuo choose whoever one of us, try to hold him off few minutes and negotiates him. Once we ask him, we'll get out of here as fast as possible!
Ling Tong: Ok, I got the point being choose, but what would happen to those not being choose?
Jiang Wei: For what I know, he'll send it to his follower as a toy play… but I guess it was not a problem to us right? Anyway, just improvise with the situation. So far everyone got the idea? (they just nod their head and ready to wait to be summon)
Ling Tong: You know Gan Ning, I never thought you are those kind of person… (he look at him with a cheeky eye)
Gan Ning: Hey, don't get the wrong idea, this midget ask for it! (he look at Lu Xun)
Lu Xun: Well, you deserve it! You're the one who thought of this idea right?
Just as the both of them started to bickering, the man from earlier came in the room and summon them to Dong Zhuo. As they went in the room, the first thing they saw was Dong Zhuo. He sat in the middle of the room with a master bed behind him. Then, a man ask them to form a line in front of Dong Zhuo and ready to choose.
Dong Zhuo: (now he stands and walk towards them. First, he look at Ling Tong who stand at the most left) Hm… this one not bad… (Secondly, he looks at Gan Ning) Not bad, gr… bad girl's feel… (now Jiang Wei's turn) Hm… good, I like it… (lastly, Lu Xun's turn. When the time he look at him, Lu Xun gives him a dirty look and turn his face away from him) An arrogant one, me like it! (Once he finish examine, he went back to his chair and think about who is the luckiest girl he should choose. As he had decide, he point at her) I choose you! (and mind you, this is not Pokemon!)
Once he had decided, Dong Zhuo ask his men to take the remaining girls to the other room and 'play' with them.
Ok, it's not over yet. Since I don't know who would you vote for, but, just to be fair and square, so I'll divide into four part since there was something wrong with my file, I had put in it up coming chapter.