Letters to Norway

by Lukas Bondevik

These letter things seems like so much fun, I'm joining in as well. Knock yourselves out! Thoughts, questions, problems, feelings, pairings, really just anything, humans as well as nations, Norway will reply to it all. Rated T to be safe

174. Bouvetøya 1

Hei, Norge.

It's me, Bouvetøya! Have you forgotten about me? You never come to
visit...but then again you're very far away too. Please send my regards to all the other Nordics. Please write back soon (it gets very lonely down here).
Farvel.

Fra,

Bouvetøya

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Hei Bouvetøya.

I have not forgotten you, but you are very far away. I can arrange for a plane to come and carry you here, if you want, it must be lonely with no inhabitants.

I will.

Norge.

(a/n: holy cr*p. O.O I didn't know Bouvetøya existed… and much less that it was a Norwegian territory! An independent territory, but Norwegian nonetheless. That was quite fun to get to know. X) People, read about it here: en . wikipedia . org /wiki/Bouvet_Island )