Norway,

Er, sorry about that. One of my brothers (Ireland) decided it would be a good idea to spike my tea with alcohol.

I managed to turn him into a child, though. I think I was aiming for Iceland... well, it's a one-letter difference.

And I was probably referring to the fact that you said, and I quote 'Those
guy's friends are pretty scrawny. Mine are stronger.' when someone asked you about my fae compared to yours (I'd be happy to prove that my fae are in fact much stronger than yours).

- England

P.S. Please ignore the singe marks, Ireland managed to find a lighter. He just set fire to my spellbook. Could you, er, help me turn him back to normal before he burns down my entire house?


England.

You still hold your liquor as badly as always, I see.

I warned you it would go wrong. Like always.

I see no need to your to be offended. It was only the truth. Like always.

Norge.

P.S: Hmh. I am tempted to say no. It is your own fault. But fine. I'll help you. It must hurt your pride do ask me to help you. Like always.

(a/n: Despite what mood his letter gives off, Norway regards England as a friend. Though I finds the island nation's low alcohol tolerance entertaining and enjoy bugging him about it. They're past is a little bit rocky because of several different incidents, but now it's all good. After all, loads of Norwegians really love going to England and love the fact that the pound is usually rather cheap. :3 So much fun shopping in England. Norway is an expensive *ssed nation. -_- Long A/N for a short letter, huh? xD )