Hey Norway :)

Ok yes you were blushing! There is no harm in telling me ;) maybe I should do it again... LIKE A SURPRISE KISS OR SOMETHING! :D

PS I'm not dumb! I am a genius!

PPS Norway I can see the green monster of envy looming over your shoulder!

PPPS I don't want to talk to Sweden I want to talk to you :(

PPPPS If I annoy you so much why don't you just turn off your phone...I know you just love my calls!


… You're annoying Danmark.

And there is no surprise when you tell people it's going to be a surprise. How stupid are you?

-Norge.

P.S: Indeed.

P.P.S: That "green monster" is my troll, Dovregubben, you idiot. Or have your eyesight gone bad as well?

P.P.P.S: Because I have other more important people whose calls I need to answer. Everything isn't about you.