Norway,

S-shut up! I can hold my liquor just fine! It's not my fault Scotland challenged me to a drinking contest! I did lose, though...

It doesn't always go wrong. Remember Spain's armada? That storm was my work. Also, the Harry Potter books may or may not have some elements of truth. Now, what magic have you done that has worked?

That is not the truth. Flying mint bunny may be weak, yes, but his cousin... well, have you seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail? I propose we have a contest to see who is strongest.

- England

P.S. I won't deny that this was my fault. Ireland is now... er... dressed as a viking..? I've enclosed pictures. Thank you for agreeing to help.

(A/N: Yeah, I think they're friends too. They both have to put up with loud, obnoxious morons - Denmark and America - and both like said loud and obnoxious moron. Their past is rocky, hm? *cough* Vikings~ *cough* The reason Norwegians come to England is the same as the reason we enjoy going to France and other European countries. The Euro is generally cheaper than the Pound, and it's very cheap to travel to the other countries, especially France. Heck, I think it's more expensive to go to Ireland than it is to France.)

England.

Of course you can. You can hold it just as well now as in our teenager years. I remember Danmark made you do quite a lot of things by handing you a horn of mead first. So why am I not surprised you lost?

"May or may not hold some truth"? If you are trying to brag, England, I'd advise you to drop the "may". We both know your gentleman exterior is 80% fake. I feel no need to brag for myself. I know my magic always works, and so does everyone else. That is enough for me.

I haven't seen it.

-Norway.

P.S: Irland has complained several times about the whole Viking age, and how bad we were to him. It is fun to dress him in the clothes he hates so much.

(a/n: Norway's sense of humour is... well. xD And I have gotten a few letters from Ireland, so go read them everyone if you don't get what I'm talking about.

Indeed they do have each their loud moron. xD And the Vikings, yes. As well as the "fleet robbery" and a letter a hundred-or-something years back.

Haha yes, the Euro is wonderful~. :3 )