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Mikuo: That's because everyone knew I was going to be in the next chapter!

Rin: Shut up, they thought Iwas pretty charming and awesome. Unlike you, you were the one who was screaming, "CHARLIE TRIED TO-"

Hikaru: OK NO SPOILERS!

Mokona: HIKARU DOESN'T OWN THE FOLLOWING YOUTUBE STUFF OR VOCALOID OR ME! BUT I WISHED SHE OWNED ME!

Hikaru: Enjoy~

My name is Mikuo Hatsune and today will be the day I will live in a mental hospital. How did this happen? I might as well tell you while I'm sitting in an office while the secretaries are searching for roommates for me.

Eight years ago, I started seeing things. No the things are not ghosts. Ghosts will think I'm too weird to be near me. Moving on, the things I was seeing were stupid characters from YouTube videos. Like Nyancat, The Annoying Orange, Llamas with Hats, and more. At first they weren't causing me any harm and they were more like figments of my imagination until they started touching me. Yes touching me. Not like they were sexually touching me, you bunch of nasty perverts. But they were whacking me on the head, hitting me, tripping me, tugging on my clothes, stealing stuff from me and more. At first I thought they were some kind of poltergeist, but then I figured that poltergeists don't look like annoying YouTube videos.

The first character I saw was the Annoying Orange back in 2001. I was at a family reunion and we were having a picnic. My whole family were either reading or watching my stupid cousins being their dumb prissy selves. Since I didn't want to do neither of those things, I decided to go pick an orange! To tell you the truth, I don't like oranges, I actually like leeks. But~ since my family didn't bring leeks with them, I decided to go eat an orange instead. Blech. Once I grabbed a random orange, I heard this annoying laughter.

"Who's there?" I muttered looking around, my teal colored hair moved as I looked side to side.

The annoying laughter got louder, "I'm down here, stupid! Hahahaha!"

I looked down and I saw a face on my orange. It was so creepy! Well it was creepy when I was six, but anyways I almost freaked out until it told me to hush.

"Hey, hey, hey you!" the orange said smiling from ear to ear, like it had any!

"Uh... What?" I replied clearly freaked out on what was going on.

"My name is Orange!"

I narrowed my eyes so that the orange can see little slits of bright sea green orbs, "I can see that."

"My name is Orange!" the orange repeated as it started laughing again.

"Uh you already said that..."

Then it cut me off by saying, "My name is Orange! Ahahahaha!"

It kept on going for about ten minutes until I finally got so pissed that I chucked the orange at a nearby tree saying, "SHUT UP AND DIE!"

After that, my family turned to look towards me and then they ignored me. They did that because I was six at that time, so they thought I was playing with my imaginary friends. My cousins on the otherhand thought I was crazy and decided to tease me. That was when my hallucinations began.
This kept going for ten years until I finally cracked. It happened during when I was at the mall last month and Charlie the Unicorn tried to eat my pants. Look I know that Charlie the Unicorn is the skeptical type, but I guess he was hanging with Carl the Llama too much. So while I was trying to run some errands for my Dad I also tried to get away from Charlie. I kept on telling him to get away from me but he just wouldn't! He kept on complaining that he had a need for my jeans that only my jeans could satisfy. Ok that clearly says that he's been spending too much time with Carl. Finally Charlie caught up with me and started pulling on my pants, I told him to let go but he just wouldn't budge.

Then I finally cracked.

"STOP EATING MY PANTS YOU STUPID UNICORN!" I shouted as loud as I could. When I stopped shouting I realized I was in the middle of the mall where the fountains were and also where most of the people usually chilled at. After that it was all a blur. I remember the mall cops calling my parents and then my parents saying that they were sending me to a mental hospital up in Ripley, New York.

So that's where I am now. Then a doctor with the dullest brown eyes with a matching hair walked in looking tired than ever.

One of the secretaries who weren't searching for a roommate for me asked the doctor what was wrong.

The doctor waved her hand, "It's that girl again. I can't seem to talk to her!"

The secretary chuckled as her green eyes shined in amusement, "Oh, of course you can't! She has schizophrenia, that's why."

"Yes, but she seems different from the others. Like she's still sane you know?" the doctor said rubbing her temples.

The secretary laughed a hearty laugh and said, "Well, just forget that ok? Don't think about the useless stuff. Anyways is there an extra bed in that room?"

The doctor nodded, "Yes why?"

"Oh we have a new patient and we have run out of rooms for him. And most of the other patients' rooms only have one bed." the secretary said sighing.

"I see... Well I don't think that girl did notice that extra bed in her room, but I don't think she'll be ok with a roommate... You know how she is."

Girl? I thought, Is she really that messed up? Please don't let them bunk me with her!

The green-eyed secretary shrugged it off like that little detail wasn't that important, "Well... Mr. Hatsune here has some problems himself so I think they'll get along fine!" she turned to look towards me, "Don't you see hallucinations that seem like they were bullying you?"

"CHARLIE TRIED TO EAT MY JEANS! THAT'S CALLED HARASSMENT!" I blurted then quickly covered my mouth blushing in embarrassment. The green-eyes secretary smiled at me as if she was mocking me, "See? Now I think Miss Kagamine will be happy to have a roommate like him. Now what do you say?"

Kagamine? Have I heard that somewhere?

The doctor groaned, "Fine! Just do whatever, now I have to go back into that girl's room again. You do realize that I hate going in there right?" but the secretary just ignored the doctor and she groaned again and turned to look at me, "You. Come with me."

I reluctantly stood up and followed her since she seemed like a the type of person not to mess with. The doctor led me through a hallway with at least twenty doors on each side. I heard singing, screaming, mumblings and whispers coming from each of the rooms. It freaked me out now that I had an idea of what my roommate could be like. The doctor quickly turned to the left and we were in a new hallway but with fewer doors. We approached to a door that had a name written all over it. It said "RIN KAGAMINE" in scribbly letters. I gulped and I knew I had reached my destination.

"Well here you are." said the doctor looking thoroughly annoyed as she pushed me to the door, "My name is Dr. Schaffer and you may ask me for any help. Please don't! I can tell you aren't as severely messed up as that girl so be careful! See ya!" then she quickly left like she didn't even want to be there.

I took a deep breath and turned the handle and stopped. Instead I wanted to kick the door because I didn't want that girl to hurt me. Mentally insane people are scary, even though I'm mental myself.

When the door flew open instead of finding a psychotic girl, I see a crying and seemingly normal one. She had short blonde hair that reached down to her shoulders with a big white ribbon tied into a bow on top of her head. She wore a white spaghetti strap summer dress and she had no shoes. What amazed me were her eyes, they had the prettiest color of blue I have ever seen in my entire life. They were like bright blue pools that you would find in movies or something. Plus she was pretty short, she looks like 5'0 or 5'1?

"Who are you?" the girl spoke with a little edge to her voice. I guessed she hadn't been told I was going to be her roommate.

I grinned, "I'm Mikuo and I'm your new roommate."

Mikuo: Woahh... MY MENTAL PROBLEM IS BETTER THAN YOURS!

Rin: At least mine actually exists in medical files! Bet you don't know schizophrenia means!

Mikuo: Schizophrenia is a complex mental disorder that makes it difficult to: Tell the difference between real and unreal experiences. Think logically. Have normal emotional responses. Behave normally in social situations.

Rin:... whatever.

Mikuo: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Mokona: Hikaru has to study for her science test so I'm filling in for her! Please review! They're like cookies to her! You give a cookie to her you just made her day! Reviewww pwease!