Notes: Theme month! I decided to make a theme month, so this time it's 'Jedi and Sith'. I'm considering making more theme months and I'm open to suggestions. :)
April
11/4 2011
"Duck, padawan."
*swoosh*
"Did someone just throw a grenade at us?"
*BOOM!*
"Sounds that way."
12/4 2011
"Let's settle this in a civilized manner."
"I agree." *swish*
"I said 'civilized manner'."
"I consider lightsabers to be very civilized. Don't you?"
17/4 2011
*Knock, knock.*
"Who's there?"
"Darth."
"Darth who?"
"Darth Vader, you imbecile!"
19/4 2011
"Today's lesson is meditation."
"And what am I supposed to meditate about?"
"Nothing. This lesson is to learn to empty your mind and let the Force speak to you."
"Easier said than done."
"An empty mind comes easier with silence, young one."
26/4 2011
"Master?"
"Yes?"
"Why are all the shops closed?"
"There's a planetary holiday here, where no people work."
"Except us."
"Except us."
29/4 2011
"Surrender!"
"NEVER!"
*swoosh!*
"Um... what did you say?"
"Surrender."
"Okay."