So I got sick yesterday and I couldn't update the story at all. But somehow I had time to watch anime while I was sick.

Mikuo: So you decided to watch anime than updating my chapter?

Hehe… Yep.

Rin: That just proves Hikaru loves me better~

Mikuo: SHUT UP!

Mokona: Hikaru doesn't own Vocaloid they belong to Crypton whatever, she doesn't own me because I belong to CLAMP sadly, and she also doesn't own Detective Mittens or Triangular Guy because they belong to SecretAgentBob. But she does own the plot so no stealy!

Hikaru: Enjoy~

"...What?" I looked at my roommate, Rin, like she was crazy. Wait let me reword that: I looked at my roommate thinking that she is crazy. Well I knew that she was mental and all but what I didn't know that she is still sane somehow, but why is she living here when she doesn't even belong in this place?

"So whaddya say?" Rin asked putting her hands on her hips and tapping her right foot impatiently as she started pouting making her face looking more doll like than ever.

What do I say? Do I just say yes? Wait why would I say yes? I barely know this girl! And out of the blue she asks me of all people to help her escape! We've known each other for twenty minutes and I already know a lot of things about her, she's like an open book. Rin likes oranges, she's easy to mess with, she's a midget, she has a short temper, she looks like rabbit, she likes people to go her way not anybody else's, and she' really pret- oh wait what am I saying? I'm getting way off topic here.

I stood up and put my tray on my bed, "You expect me to help you escape when we barely know each other?"

Rin paused looking like she finally started using her common sense then she replied, "That's true, but you see I've been thinking that if you help me escape I could help you too."

That's a good offer but here's a question that's been bothering me: Why does she need somebody to help her escape when she can just escape by herself? Then something clicked, maybe she becomes mental around certain people! But I guess that's not possible unless somebody seriously started messing with Rin.

"I would love to take up on your offer but first let's use some common sense and get to know each other a little more." I said crossing my arms.

The little bunny rabbit flinched and started twirling her white ribbon, "Are you trying to flirt with me?"

Wait... WHAT?

I shook my head as my face started to heat up, "N-no! Why would I flirt with you out of nowhere? I'm not that kind of guy you know."

Rin stopped twirling her ribbon and started to blush which made her doll like face look even more-Nope don't even cross that line Mikuo.

"Uh... You seem like you're a player." she replied bluntly. She thought I was a player? Do I even act like one?

"Well do I act like one?" I asked feeling really irritated. I am a stinking gentleman, I was raised as one, my Father was- ok I'm exaggerating here but I do know my manners unlike this stupid rabbit.

Rin thought for a moment and answered, "Yup."

Right I was about to go punch the stupid rabbit, so much for my manners, I remembered that there was one part that Rin forgot to mention: her plan to escape.

I took a deep breath trying to calm myself, "So Rin, what's your plan to escape from here?"

"I don't have a plan." replied the even more stupid rabbit than she was before. So she expects me to help her escape when she doesn't even have a plan? This weird girl is a freaking idiot.

Before I could say anything else, sitting on top of Rin's bed was Detective Mittens. The little gray cat had its usual brown hat with the purple flower appliqué as its unusually deadly green eyes stared at its claws while it sharpened them with a nail file. Detective Mittens is one of the few most scariest YouTube characters that has come to bother me, last time it came to visit he brought me a dead body of Triangular Guy as a Christmas present. I tried to ignore the cat but I just can't, its green eyes were staring at me as if it's thinking of eating me. I gulped and tried to not make eye contact with Detective Mittens. But as soon as I tried to look at it straight in the eye, the cat looked at me instead and smirked then it disappeared.

Rin finally used her common sense again and asked me what the matter was.

I shook my head, "It's nothing. My hallucinations are bothering me again so don't worry."

The blonde girl raised her eyebrow but she didn't ask any more questions about my problem and decided to change the subject, "My name is Rin Kagamine and I am fourteen years old. My favorite food is oranges and my favorite Pokémon is Pikachu because it's yellow."

Pokémon? Why did she tell me her favorite Pokémon? Oh yeah, I asked her what was her favorite Pokémon earlier. Plus she also admits that her favorite food is oranges, which means I'm right! Ha! Plus she's younger than me too...

"My name is Mikuo Hatsune and I am sixteen years old. My favorite food is leeks and my favorite Pokémon is a Charizard."

"Your favorite food is leeks?" she asked looking disgusted and I couldn't help but feel offended.

"Yeah got a problem with that?" I asked.
Rin nodded, "Yup, reminds me of someone who put me into this state."

"Ha, sucks for you."

"Has anyone ever told you you're really rude and mean like a giraffe?"

Giraffe?

"Has anyone told you that you're freaking short and stupid like a rabbit?" I retorted getting extremely irritated than ever before.

"For your information, bunnies are NOT stupid they're extremely cute and fluffy."

"So you admit you're short and fat?" I replied referring to the fluffy joke I heard when I was younger.

Rin's face started turning red and she looks like there was smoke coming out of her ears, "You know, I'm going to take my offer back! I'll just have to escape this nuthouse by myself!"

"Good!" I retorted.

"Fine!" Rin fumed.

"You two are getting along well." chuckled a low voice. Rin and I quickly turned around and I saw that same secretary, who put me into this room, but instead she had deep blue eyes and looked a little bit manly but it's not noticeable. Then she turned to face Rin and smiled, "Long time no see, Rin."

Rin stood there with her mouth wide open and whispered, "Big brother?"

There's a lot more dialogue in this one! I'm ashamed.

Mikuo: You better be!

Rin: While Mokona is taking a nap, Mikuo is bullying poor Hikaru and she's hiding in a corner I'm going to fill in for her! Please review and criticize! Oh and also whoever figures out who's my "big brother" is, Mokona is going to give you a BIG HUG! And I'll give you two hints: it's a guy (no duh) and go watch Madness of Duke Venomania and go find him!