AN: Second theme month. This month the theme is: 'Rogues and Wraiths'. I will admit to being partial to the Rogues, but both squadrons are represented.
May
1/5 2011
"What the...? Hey!"
"What?"
"You're not supposed to sleep on duty!"
"I heard Janson do it, and if he can sleep on duty then so can I."
"You're not nine years old, so suck it up and stay awake."
*grumble*
4/5 2011
"I've got a squint on my six!"
"Go head to head with me. I'll take your squint, and you can take the eyeball trying to get a lock on me."
"On it."
*pew pew pew!*
"Nice shot!"
"You, too."
"Let's shot some more eyeballs; they make pretty explosions."
"I'm all for that."
12/5 2011
*yawn*
"What's with you today?"
"I had to stay up all night to play my part as party happy, women happy, drinks happy and don't-give-a-damn-about-anything pirate captain."
"So basically you had fun with lots of women and plenty of drinks all night long."
"Yup. That pretty much sums it up."
"Lucky bastard."
16/5 2011
"Wedge isn't gonna like this."
"Nonsense. He'll love this."
"Wes, Wedge has never liked any of your plans."
"Sure he has. What about that time on Folor?"
"He didn't like that one."
"Okay, what about when we were on leave on Coruscant and-"
"He didn't like that one either."
*pause*
"Okay, I guess he hasn't liked my previous plans, but he is gonna LOVE this!"
"We're doomed."
26/5 2011
"You did WHAT?"
"Sold our merchandise rights to a figure company."
"Why?"
"To make us rich! It's a brillaint plan! Can't go wrong."
"Wes..."
"They are already calling us the Fabulous Four!"
"Wes..."
"Just wait till you see all the stuff they're gonna do."
"Can you even sign my merchandise rights over to someone else?"
"No."
"Then how -"
"You signed them over."
"When?"
"Last week, when I asked you to sign a bunch of stuff. Not my fault you didn't look at what you were signing."
"Please, tell me I'm dead or dreaming."
"Sorry, Wedge. I checked. He did it to me, too."
"We're never gonna live this down."
31/5 2011
"What are you doing?"
"Painting our new colors on the fighters."
"Black isn't a color."
"It's still our new colors."
"But black isn't a color."
"It's a figure of speech."
"You two are crazy."
"Why, thank you, Tyria."
"Just keep on painting wraiths on the fighters, will you?"