I decided to make this story become adventurous with a side of humor and romance!

Rin: Ugh, more work.

Mikuo: This is a very boring chapter, it has information on it…. already on the fifth chapter!

Quiet! I'm trying to speed things up a bit!

Mokona: Hikaru doesn't own the characters but she does own the plot!

At first I really wanted to say: "Since when did you become a cross dresser, Kaito?" but since I was overcome by shock of his early visit I said his nickname I used to call him when I was five instead. I bet you're wondering: Who's Kaito? What is he to you? Is he going to be your new partner in crime? Why is he a freaking cross dresser? All will be explained later, except for the cross dressing question.

Mikuo shook my shoulder and whispered, "Who the heck is that nut job?"

Rude! Very rude!

But for some reason I'm not surprised by his rudeness anymore, since he was seriously rude to me the first time we met which wasn't so long ago.

I cleared my voice and punched Mikuo with my 'Rin PUNCH!' and said, "This is my childhood friend Kaito Shion. Kaito this is Mr. Mikuo the Pain in the Ass Giraffe."

"HEY!" shouted Mikuo with his teal colored eyes brightening up with annoyance. Beat that you stupid giraffe who I can't stop thinking about-whoa wait, what? That's too early for me to have a crush on this guy! A million years too early!

My childhood friend chuckled while taking off his long, golden wig and showing off his shaggy blue hair, "That's no way to treat your new roommate since I was the one who put him here with you."

My eyes grew as big as saucers. Holy Len's bananas. HE WAS THE ONE WHO PUT HIM HERE? I glanced at Mikuo and he too had the same facial expression and thought that I had. Then millions of questions started to overflow in my head. So Kaito actually worked here as a cross dressing secretary? I think the world has gone mad.

Ah wait... I forgot to explain who Kaito is but I don't feel like telling Mikuo who he is. Kaito Shion is my childhood friend who's four years older than Len and I, and he has been with us since forever. So pretty much he's my and Len's trusted comrade. Kaito is also one of the people who visit me and he's the only one who can give me information about what my stepsisters are up to and the outside world. He's also a big flirt and likes to mess with people like me sadly. But I just figured out today that Kaito is a cross dresser.

Anyways back to the main story. Ahem. Even though I missed Kaito dearly, I couldn't understand why he decided to come and visit me now? Why has he worked here and not bother to let me know he was even here? And the main question is: why has he even decided to dress up as a girl?

Kaito has A LOT of explaining to do!

The blue haired weirdo put his wig back on and gave a serious face, "Listen Rin, I'm here because I have to tell you something. You need to escape from here quickly because-"

"I've been trying really hard to escape for the past several months if you haven't noticed." I rolled my eyes and showed my childhood friend my failed plans at escaping.

Kaito scoffed making me cringe and Mikuo snicker as my childhood friend replied, "Not hard enough, retard." then Kaito paused before continuing, "You have to escape because you're running out of time. Luka's hypnotism on you has a time limit and if you don't break it by May, you're going to be stuck here for life without acting normal in front of people you trust."

I stopped him and said, "I know, I know. You don't have to repeat things twice, since you told me about this two months ago."

Kaito nodded, "I have a reason to repeat all that, it's because your new roommate is going to help you escape from here and take you to Las Vegas where your other 'family' lives."
I knew the 'family' Kaito meant. He meant Len, my stepmom and stepsisters. But didn't my little brother say that they're moving to New York City?

"Len said that they're moving to NYC, not Las Vegas. Why are you telling me something different than what Len had said?" I asked crossing my arms in suspicion.

The cross dresser looked away and had a tinge of sadness in his eyes making me feel even more suspicious, "Stuff happened, that's all I can tell you for now. You'll have to figure it out yourself."

I nodded still unsure what he meant by that, but like Kaito said, I'll figure it out later.

As Kaito walked out the door he turned and looked at Mikuo square in the eye and said, "If you want to break yours too, then you might as well help Rin." and then he left.

I wonder what Kaito meant by Mikuo "breaking his too" I'll just figure that one out later too I suppose. I turned to face the giraffe and I realize he had his thinking face on. If you call scrunching up your nose and staring at the ground like you're constipated a thinking face, well that's exactly what Mikuo was doing.

After the weird, mean, constipated giraffe was done thinking he faced towards me and said, "So that's why you're acting this way."

I took a step back feeling offended once again, "So what?"

"Your problem isn't as bad as mine."

"Yeah so? And just because my stepsisters tried to hypnotize me….wait what?" I said looking at the older boy in disbelief.

Mikuo nodded, "I'd rather have your problem than YouTube characters harassing me all the time." then he paused and scratched his head and blushed, "And um I'm willing to help you escape from here too, if you can allow me to come with."

What did he just say? Did he just say YES? Oh my goodness, I think he did! But I have to clear up one more thing, "But I can't make up any good plans to escape."

"That's why that weird cross dresser chose me as your roommate right? Just tell me what to do and I'll make it happen."

I couldn't believe my ears! I just made my first new comrade all by myself! He's not a good one but he works just fine! Before I could react to what was happening I jumped on Mikuo and pressed my lips on his cheek.

When I let go, I felt my face heat up like mad and saw Mikuo blinking at me furiously wondering what I had just done.

Shoot. What did I just do?

That was the MOST fail fluff ever -_-

Rin: I know -_-

Mikuo: Uh…. What was that? *blushes*

Mokona: ANYWAYS! The winners of Rin's mystery onii-san is…. MintCookieMonsterr and OtakuGirl347!

Hyuu to Otaku347~ Hyuu to MintCookieMonsterr~ YAYYYY! HYUU HYUU

Kaito: And to answer Sakai Kimichi's question. Nyancat is a flying poptart cat that poops out rainbows.

This is a very short chapter -_-

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