AN: So this month and last month was written with the same theme in mind - 'It's a hard life' - since June had so few snippets.
I probably won't have too many for next month either, but who knows: I might surprise myself. ;)
July
24/7 2011
"What kind of crap if this?"
"The stinky kind, I think."
"Shut up and keep swimming."
25/7 2011
"Where's my goods?"
"I got boarded by a border patrol. Couldn't stop them from confiscating it."
"And? I ordered 200 kg ryll."
"I don't have it! The patrol took it!"
"Not my problem, boy. You either give me my ryll or pay me back."
"I don't have the money."
"You've got 10 days. Either you give me my ryll, pay me back, with interests, or I send the bounty hunters after you."
"What?"
"10 days."
28/7 2011
"I give up. I can't take another step with this thing."
"Come on, we're almost there."
"No, I quit. It's too bloody heavy."
*shrugs* "It's your money, not mine."
"... Start pushing again."
30/7 2011
"Congratulations! You have just won the right to wash the dishes!"
"But... It's my birthday today..."
"Well, then you get to clean the tables as well."