Hi! Again!
Rin: You updated faster this time!
Mikuo: Good for you author that never posts when it was my turn to tell the story
Stop being a baby Mikuo.
Rin: Yeah Mikuo
Mokona: Enjoy! And none of the characters belong to Hikaru!
It's not that I wanted to hog the laptop all this time and watch anime you know. I seriously tried to research on information and plan our escape! But ever since that incident with Mikuo... I couldn't do any of that without thinking of him and make my heart beat a couple beats faster. Ugh now I sound like some angsty chick from Twilight.
I know what you're thinking. You think that I have a crush on the idiotic giraffe. Well I don't have a crush on him! It's just that, well, how would you feel if you magically kissed that green headed freak's cheek. You would probably feel freaked out, confused on why you did that, and mentally beat yourself up with a metal bat a thousand times. Well, I would. I don't know about you.
After Mikuo smacked my forehead to catch my attention, we decided to start on our escape plan! But before we did, I had to punch the giraffe in the face since he whacked me on the head and it's better to see him all ugly and bloody than seeing him, well, himself. "So these were your old plans?" Mikuo asked looking over my blueprints and all those goody stuff that planners used to plan.
I nodded crossing my arms in the very little pride I had left in my old plans, "Yep! Even though they were very thought out plans, they didn't work out so well."
"I can see why," the giraffe said as he stuffed tissues up his nose to stop the bleeding, "These are terrible! These suck even worse than hell itself!"
I cringed. "Like what?"
"Well," Mikuo began, "like the 'Walk Out of the Building Casually'."
Ah, I remember that one. It was when I had my first visit from Kaito which was like a couple months ago. I was in a panic and I did what most people would do. Come up with something in the last minute. So I thought that if I could just blend in with visitors that were meeting patients in the mental hospital, maybe I could just get through. But that all crashed and burned when I saw an old, feeble old man that was visiting his granddaughter who was suffering from severe Alice in Wonderland Syndrome I saw him, I sent him to the emergency room.
I shrugged and looked away trying to not make eye contact with the literally ugly giraffe, "That was my first time. Don't blame me."
"Oh? What about 'Run like the Wind'?" Mikuo asked again as he raised his eyebrow while wincing in pain from my beatings.
Ok, I admit that one was not one of my greatest. But hey, I'm still a noob at this. It was right after my second plan of escaping, which I would not like to talk about, and I quickly thought that if I ran out of the building fast enough without bumping into anybody I might get out of the nuthouse. So I practiced running everyday for two months for at least two hours a day. I guess that explains how I'm really fit and athletic. So once I was ready to run like the wind, I quickly packed the things I needed and when my nurse came in carrying my lunch I zoomed out of the room leaving her there speechless. I couldn't believe that I was actually running away from this place. But you know how karma always bites your butt? Well I bet people have always said that karma loves biting people's butts. Especially mine. Remember that old man I sent to the emergency room? He came back again to visit his granddaughter, again. And since I didn't see him walk in front of me. I ran into him and well, I'll just say he went into a coma and he hasn't woken up to this very day.
I raised my hands up in defeat, "Ok, ok! I get it! I don't make the greatest plans! Especially with putting old people in comas!"
"What?"
"Never mind!" I said a little too quickly.
Mikuo shook his head as if he was thinking that I might as well be really insane, "Ok then. Well have you asked Kaito to disguise as your guardian to take both of us out of here?"
I stared at him. Long and hard. Then it finally clicked.
WHY HAVEN'T I THOUGHT OF THAT?
Oh wait I know why. It's because I'm too noob to think of that.
"Nope! Haven't done that yet! I thought about it but I didn't know when to do it yet..." I say. Nice save Rin!
Mikuo raised his eyebrow again and replied, "Right..."
He's totally on to me.
"Anyways, so now that we've got that part on escaping. We need to order some plane tickets-"
"We don't have that much money." I interrupted.
The giraffe scratched his head and his cool but pleasant teal-green eyes lit up and he said, "What about that weird cross dresser?"
I shook my head, "He's not that rich you know. He's a guy who loans money that we need to live. Anyways let's just take a bus and drive all the way to Las Vegas and borrow Kaito's money to use for food and housing."
Mikuo stared at me like I'm some weird alien that said something so out of the ordinary. "Rin," I don't know why but how he said my name, it makes my heart feel weird but let's ignore it for now, "I think that was the most smartest thing you've ever said so far."
That was? Did I really seem that stupid in front of him? Ugh... That makes me feel sad for myself now. And it also makes me want to give a knuckle sandwich to Mikuo.
"Well sorry for making you feel like I'm retarded!" I mumbled crossing my arms.
Mikuo laughed with his good natured laugh that I'm beginning to like a little, "No worries. I didn't think you were retarded. I thought you were an idiotic rabbit."
Like that made everything better.
"Gee thanks." I said still grumbling and crossing my arms.
The giraffe frowned and his eyes grew gentle, "Hey, I didn't mean it you know. C'mere." he grabbed me and the pulled me into a tight but comforting hug. Soon my heart started beating so fast and loud that I was afraid that Mikuo might had heard it and my cheeks started to heat up that I couldn't even feel them anymore. Mikuo whispered in my ear once more and said, "Sorry I made you feel bad."
Wow, that was fun.
Rin: That was... nice *blushes*
Mikuo: WHO'S TURN IS IT TO BLUSH NOW SUCKER?
Rin: Wtf are you talking about?
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