AN: No points for guessing the theme this time.
October
16/10 2011
"Wh-who are y-you?"
"Don't worry; I'm a friend."
17/10 2011
"Who are you?"
"I'm your teacher. Lesson number one: kidnappings are bad for your health." *pew!* "See?"
"Looks like he won't make it to lesson number two."
18/10 2011
"Who are you again?"
"Your new boss. Get used to it."
26/10 2011
"Who are you?"
"Your worst nightmare."
27/10 2011
"Who are you?"
"The Master of the Universe, of course."
"... Pinch me. I need to wake before this dream goes on."
"Okay." *Pinch*
"Ouch!"