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I finish exams this week so if you review I might use all that free time to write some chappies :] Reviews make me happy!

Previously…..

Suddenly a locker door opened out of nowhere and slammed me back. I braced for the impact knowing the ground was coming. I was pleasantly surprised to find someone had caught me. His arms were tanned and his grip strong. Just as I was about to look up, the strong muscular arms let me fall to the ground.

'Oh GOD no' Exclaimed a familiar voice. I stood up and brushed the dirt off my skirt, ready to abuse him for letting me go. My shoulders slumped and my mouth fell open. Inches from my face was Edward Cullen.

When God plays a joke on you

'It's you' I managed to splutter.

'How'd you guess?' His voice dripping with sarcasm.

I glared at him and walked away. Anywhere would be better than spending another minute with that arrogant, self centered, extremely sexy, jerk. Yes even I can't deny that he looked completely scrumptious. I continued to walk down the hall only to realize I had no idea where I was going. I turned around and yelled, 'EMMMA!!' It was obvious that she was flirting with him. If you could call what she was doing flirting, she was flicking her hair and twirling it around her fingers. In my opinion it looked like she was having a fit. She briefly looked over at me then continued 'flirting'.

A few minutes later she walked over to me in a dazed state.

'Gosh he's hot' She said to herself, using her hand to fan herself.

'Hello, earth to Emma'

'Oh sorry, just thinking…So you know Edward already huh?'

'Yeah, I met him at the mall' I answered. We continued walking until we reached a classroom labeled R22. I looked down at my timetable wondering what class I had.

Homeroom

1st History Rm 22

2nd Mathematics Rm 5

3rd English Rm 36

4th Business Studies Rm 52

Lunch

5th Biology Lab 6

6th PE Gym

'Do you like him?' Emma said abruptly. I looked up from my timetable and laughed.

'Are you serious? Did you not see him drop me on the floor?'

'Is that a no?' The sad thing is she was actually dead serious.

'No I don't, I better go so bye'

She beamed at me and in her chipper voice said 'Ok, come sit with me at lunch, I'll introduce you to everyone'

'Ok, cya then'

I walked into my history room and without looking at everyone walked up to the teacher's desk. I could feel everyone's gaze upon me and hoped that Mr. Fisher would not make me 'tell them a little bit about myself'. Fortunately he just signed my enrollment thingy and pointed to a seat at the back. The spare seat was next to a tall, thin, gorgeous, blond guy. When I sat down he turned to me and grinned.

'Hi, I'm Jasper, what name do you go by?'

'Bella'

'Excuse me Miss Swan, if you do not want to get a detention on your first day I suggest you be quiet.'

I blushed and put my head down. A few minutes later Jasper passed me a note.

Sorry for getting you in trouble, he's an asshole.

So Miss Bella, what school did you get kicked out of?

Jx

Har har, I did not get kicked out of any school, usually I'm a model student. You must be a bad influence :]

Bx

Fine, where did you come from?

Me, a bad influence…..never

Jx

Phoenix, Arizona

Bx

How come you don't have a strong accent?

Jx

My dad lives here so I come here a lot

Bx

We continued to pass notes, getting a few stern looks from Mr. Fisher when we made each other laugh. The bell finally rang and Jasper walked me out of class

'Can I have a look at your timetable?'

'Sure' I replied. I scrounged around my bag and eventually found it and handed it to him.

'We have lunch together, want to sit with me?' He asked sweetly.

'That'd be good I was going to have to sit with Emma'

He shuddered and said, 'Poor thing, she's so chirpy it drives you nuts'

Xxxxxx

Finally, it was time for lunch. I was absolutely starving. I arrived in the cafeteria and joined the food queue. I piled my plate high and looked around for Jasper. Instead I saw Emma who stood up and waved frantically at me. I sighed but made my way over to her table.

'Hiiiiiiii Bella, sit next to me' She shuffled over and patted the bench like a child.

There were three girls and two boys seated at the table, all openly staring at me.

'Enough food?' Said one of the girls.

'Shut up Jess, Hi I'm Tanya, nice to meet you'

Tanya looked identical to a Barbie doll. She had platinum hair, plump lips, big boobs, was stick thin and seemed just as fake.

'Er Hi, nice to meet you too' I said while forcing a smile.

'This is Jessica, Lauren, Mike, Tyler' She said gesturing to each person '..and behind you is'

'She knows who I am Tanya' He said.

Oh come on, will I ever have any peace. He walked over to Tanya and slid his arms round her shoulders. Oh course he would be dating the Barbie doll.

'Excuse me everyone I think I'm going to be sick'

I got up quickly and scanned the room. Jasper had just arrived so I raced over to him.

'Thank god, I just ran into Elevator Jerk again'

I had told Jasper all about Edward, nicknaming him Elevator Jerk.

'Oh really, was it awful?' He asked sympathetically.

'Well I didn't really talk to him I kind of said that I was going to be sick and ran away'

Jasper laughed and stopped in front of a table, where a drop dead gorgeous blond girl, black-haired pixie like girl and a big, handsome, muscular guy were sitting.

'Hey guys, this is Bella, she's new, Bella this is Rosalie' he pointed at the blond, 'Alice' the pixie 'and Emmett' the muscle guy.

'Hi Bella' They all said in a freaky unison.

Jasper sat next to Alice so I sat opposite him next to Emmett and immediately frowned.

'What's wrong Bella' asked Jasper

'I left my food at the skanky table'

'Have some of ours' Offered Emmett.

'Thanks' I said grinning at him.

I snatched a bag of chips off his tray and began munching. Emmett looked at me in disbelief and said, 'I didn't mean mine'

Everyone laughed at him.

'Guys I was serious, I'm hungry' He whined

'Quit whining' Said Rosalie. He pouted at her but she just laughed and kissed him on the lips.

Obviously Rose and Emmett were a couple, wondering if Alice and Jasper were I asked, 'Hey Jasper, are you and Alice together?'

Alice froze and Jasper laughed.

'Noooo, she's like a little sister to me, she's actually Ed's little sister. Hey guys, where is Ed?'

'Ed. As in short for Edward Cullen' It couldn't be, could it?

'Er, Yeah why? Oh here he is'

I groaned and buried my head in my hands.

I felt someone slide into the seat next to me.

'Hey guys, Hi Bella'

I peeked through my fingers to see Edward smiling at me.

'Hi Edward'

Everyone was looking at us with a confused expression on their face.

I looked at Jasper and pointed at Edward, 'Elevator Jerk' I explained.

He burst out laughing and said 'Are you serious?'

Edward arched an eyebrow and said, 'Elevator Jerk?'

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