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Previously…..

Suddenly Alice stops dead. Rose and I exchange glances. 'Er Alice, you okay?' asks Rose

'LINGERIE SALE' She grabs our hands and practically drags us as into the shop.

As we walked into the lingerie shop we hear a lady's voice coming from the change rooms.

'Could you please leave the store sir, you are no longer welcome here' she said

'I was only trying to buy my girlfriend a present' said a voice that sounded a lot like Emmett's.

Oh no.

One Hundred Broken Bras

Rose covered her face with her hands and shook her head, 'Not again' she muttered.

Alice put her arm around her, 'It's time to face the music Rosie'

We walked to the dressing room and found Jasper sitting on a chair, nearly crying with laughter and Emmett arguing with an employee. There was a pile of bras on the ground, which were crumpled up and all the clasps had been broken. Alice and I stood by and watched as Rosalie walked up to Emmett and whacked him over the head with her bag.

'Ouch! Babe, what are you doing?' Emmett exclaimed, nursing his head.

'What has he done this time?' she said directly to the employee, ignoring him.

'He destroyed hundreds of dollars of merchandise and scared numerous customers' Meredith (according to her name tag) replied in a firm voice.

Rose glanced down at the pile of broken bras and asked how.

'He claims he was trying to find his girlfriend the perfect present, I'll let him explain how it ended up like this' said Meredith.

'Er well, I know you banned me from coming lingerie shopping with you but I thought I could do it myself' said Emmett

'Obviously not' I snorted

Rose glared at me and told Emmett to go on.

'Well I found some pretty ones and I wanted to see what they would like on so I er asked a few of the people in the change rooms if they could model them for me'

'YOU WHAT' screeched Rose

Jasper began to laugh harder but managed to splutter, 'It gets worse'

'One of them slapped me and another started hitting me with their bag so I decided to try something else. I thought…' he muttered the last bit under his breath and no one heard.

'He attempted to try on the bras himself' said Meredith, filling us in.

We all were silent until I couldn't help but laugh. As soon as I started laughing, everyone except Emmett did as well. I wiped away a tear from my eye and shook my head.

'Emmett what were you thinking?' I said.

'Shut up guys, especially you Rose, I was only trying to get you a present. Once I tried on the first one it didn't look right so I kept trying more on and they er were kind of broken, when I pulled them off' said Emmett.

'Do you think the reason why they didn't look right is because you're a man?' I asked, trying to comprehend what goes on in Emmett's head.

'What Emmett is trying to say is that when he tried them on the clasps kept snapping so he tried to get one that "fit" right' explained Jasper.

'Some customers came to me and complained, they were really quite frightened' said Meredith, 'anyway how do you intend to pay for these' she said holding up one of the broken bras.

'I don't actually have any cash on me but I can duck home and grab some' said Emmett.

'Oh don't do that, I'm sure we can work something out instead' she said winking.

'He'll do anything' said Rose.

'Well my cashier called in sick tonight and we are having a huge late night sale on tonight. I need someone to fill in for her'

Emmett looked at her confused but eventually it clicked and a look of horror slid across his face.

'You want me to work in a lingerie shop' he whispered.

'Sure do, now follow me so we can sort all of this out' said Meredith walking into an office just outside the change rooms.

Emmett stood rooted to the spot.

'Emmett come on!' said Rose

When he didn't move she grabbed his ear and dragged him into the office. He sprouted a few curses but let himself be dragged.

Eventually Alice, Jasper and I recovered from the whole incident and we began to browse. Well Alice and I did, Jasper just followed us around stating that this was the best day of his life or something.

Jasper found the ugliest granny pants ever and threw them at Alice.

'So Alice, are these what you're wearing under that uniform?' he said, grinning cheekily.

She picked up something and shoved it in his hand.

'As if, I'm wearing these, but mine are red with more lace'

In his hand was a skimpy pink pair of panties and the look on his face was priceless.

She yelled over her shoulder that we should chill in the food court and continued to walk out of the shop. Well it was more like a sashay, but it worked. Jasper watched her until she was out of sight and I'm 90% sure he was staring at her arse the whole time. Point 1 for Alice.

'Stare much' I teased, shoving him.

'I was not, I told you she's like my sister' he said

'I'm pretty sure it's illegal to look at your sister like that' I pointed out

'Har-har, come on we better go'

We found Alice at the food court and grabbed a huge sundae to share. I had just managed to snag a huge spoon of choc coated ice-cream from Jasper and shove it in my mouth when none other than Edward sat down beside me.

'Hey Jazz, I came as soon as I got your message, hey Al, Bella'

I forgot about my full mouth and tried to say something witty. I ended up choking a little and looking like a complete fool. Everyone laughed and so I gave them the finger which made them laugh more. Alice and Jasper started talking about something which left Edward and I in an awkward silence. I turned to Edward to find him inches from my face. He brought a finger up to my mouth and brushed it from the corner of my mouth downwards. He stared at my lips the whole time and I was literally frozen the whole time.

'You had some chocolate there' he explained, grinning smugly.

I sat there still stunned that his touch had felt so amazing. Oh god, I really need to stay away from him before I embarrass myself by launching myself at him. Remember Bella, he is a player and always will be.

My lust turned to anger as I remembered the priority list of girls in his phone. I grabbed his phone off the table and flicked it to the phonebook. I was hoping I'd just imagined the whole "P is for Priority" thing up but no sadly it was true.

'What are you doing?' he enquired

'Just seeing if you're still a jerk, you are'

I was about to shut the phone when I saw my name. After Bella was an "A".

'What the hell does "A" mean Edward?' I demanded

'Er Bells, sorry to interrupt but I think we should go check on Emmett' said Jasper

As we got up to leave Edward leaned in and whispered in my ear, '"A" is for always. If you call me, I'll always answer it'

Oh God, I really really really, need to stay away from Edward Cullen.

We reached the store in a minute or two and all of us stopped dead at the entrance.

'Hey Eddie, did you bring the camera?' asked Jasper

'Sure did bro' Edward replied

'Oh this is going to be fun' said Jasper

For the second time today I was in tears from laughing. What was he wearing?

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