Larry strut through town aggravated,the night being so chilly. As he strolled to Anja's home Fine held the engagement ring in his hand,thinking about Moe's words as they ran through his head like a hamster on his wheel. Moe's insane. Anja's perfect. What can he do better than her? Larry couldn't help but remember Moe's saddened brown eyes,his shaking voice when saying "I-I...I love you,Larry." They stuck to Larry like glue,and he couldn't get them off.
"I can never give that buzzard what he wants.", Larry mumbled. "Everything I do for Moe,he's never satisfied. And now he's bragging that he could be a better love than sweet Anja? What a goon".
Larry finally made it to Anja's block at last,seeing her home only a couple of buildings down. He gathered up every bit of courage he had and marched up the street. "Anja,my turtle dove,my life,my love,my all,prepare to be Mrs. Anja Fine!", the fuzzball cheered.
The real-life Romeo was so hyped up in proposing,he hopes being highly up. That is,until he gazed up at his love's bedroom window,seeing Anja indeed locking smooches with what was...another gentleman! Larrystood frozen in horror,his heart felt as if it was being ripped. Hot tears came easily down his blushed cheeks,feeling like he was about to puke. A-Anja?! B-but why?! Larry proceed to glare heartbroken as his now ex-mate kept getting into it with her new lover before storming off,feuding.
"Of all the no good,dirty,two-timing,dames!", Larry exclaimed. He looked at the diamond caret ring as it lay in it's box and threw it to the street so an oncoming vehicle comes around and crushes it to tiny smithereens. Fine wiped his crocodile tears from his flooding sky blue eyes as he continued to strut enraged,angry at Anja,angry at...even himself. "How could I have been so blind sided?!", he yelped. "Moe was beyond correct about that no good bird!"
But then,Larry halt dead in his tracks at the mention of Moe. How right he was! Larry saw the light andbolted home,eager to tell the Stooge all about the incident,ready to admit he was wrong.
Moe may slam the nitwit time to time,but Larry would rather be eye-poked,head bonked,slapped,or anything other than literally giving his beating heart to a dame that doesn't deserve it one bit!
Moe wobbled back and forth on the wooden stool as he tied a knot on a hook that poked it's way through the ceiling. The miserable Stooge couldn't live with himself,seeing that his secret love wants to marry another. Shemp and Curly scrammed off to ravel up some more liquor,leaving Moe alone to do the ultimate sin.
As Moe wrapped the noose around his neck,tears streaming down his cheeks as he spoke to absolutely to no one in particular. "I'm sorry,fellas. I'm sorry,world. I...I'm sorry...Larry." His voice cracked as Moe said the name of his long-time friend,the one he quietly loved all these years. He figured this unfortunate turn of events is better than having to go on with life seeing Larry wedded to that hideous Anja,and being happy that way.
Howard could not stand the suspense any longer. Oh how badly he wanted to leave this unfair world of pain! Moe was so deeply close to sticking one foot out and kicking the stool to end his sorrow! He was just itching to die!
"Goodbye..."
Yet,moments before committing the deed,Moe heard the front door swing open,and to his surprise,hearing Larry's voice beckoning to him!
"Moe! Are ya here?! Moe!"
"L-Larry?!" Moe rapidly dug in his pocket,taking out a pocket knife and cut threw the noose. When free,Moe ran off to where Larry could be. He dashed downstairs like a jackrabbit,eager to see Larry,yet frightened in what this may be.
Moe was so wrapped up in his thoughts and how he almost kicked the bucket,or in this case the stool,that payed no attention when entering the kitchen and collided with Larry as he appeared out of sight. The two bumped into each other and fell with a thud. Both got up to fix themselves when Moe turned to Larry,slapping him silly. "Why don't ya watch where ya go-",but then,Moe was cut off by Larry crashing his own lips to his,silencing the bowl-head. Moe blushed deep red as a tomato,and was beyond being baffled. Just seconds ago,the dolt was about to pull his own plug just because Larry was running off to be wedded,to a female hound even. But now the fuzz-head was home so soon,smooching with Moe?! How could this be?
Larry broke the kiss,looking deep into those soft eyes of the Stooge before him. "It didn't work out,Moe.",he softly claimed,small tears still streaming down both of their faces.
"I-it didn't?", Moe confusingly asked. Larry softly shook his head,chucking a bit.
"S-she was having it up with another gent!" Larry could not resist and became hysterical. "I was a wreck! I-I should have known! You were right about that hot head!"
Moe smirk in pride and smacked the laughing hyena. "Serves you right for not taking my word!"
"Moe,listen to me". Larry brought himself closer to Moe,their noses inches away from to touching. "As I strolled away from Anja's home,steaming like a pot of stew,I remembered your words,your eyes,you saying you love me.
And,I realized,I'd rather be smacked down and tormented by you...than be making meaningless love to that bitch!"
Moe felt his heart flow with blood and his heart beat ran faster than a road runner. He spread a wide smile,showing his dimples,tears of joy pouring down the sap's cheeks. Those words may be dimwitted and not making any sense,but they were romantic and heartwarming enough to Moe. Howard gave a slight smack to Larry and put his hands on his rosy cheeks. "Jackass.",he teased.
"Buzzard!", Larry claimed joyously,pressing his lips to Moe's again.
Both shared a long,intimate,kiss as they got closer to each other,letting their love finally loose as their tongues met. Both Moe and Larry roamed their fingers through each others ruffled messy hairs,getting even more intimate by the moment as Larry sat Moe on the counter. Both were so focused on each other's love that they didn't see Shemp and Curly standing at the doorway. Surprisingly,the two yokes weren't flabbergasted to see their pals going at it.
"Hey now,just don't make a mess everywhere. We eat our grub there,ya know.", Shemp teasingly warned.
Larry and Moe,still hungrily locking lips as their tongues engaged in a dance,moaning sweet sounds,only replied by "giving the bird",seeing that they were too far to double slap down the goofs.
"We get the memo.", Curly assured. "We'll just jug down these booze ourselves". With that,Shemp and Curly left the two love birds at their business,moaning pleasure full moans,panting.
Moe and Larry began to undo their attire until they were only left in their boxers. Larry bit down on Moe's neck,sucking his sweet spot. Moe huffed and pant for air,moaning as the touch felt so fucking good. "O-oh god...ooh Larry...ooh..." Moe felt as if he was on cloud 9,gasping and hollering,sweat dripping. "Yeah...YES! L-Larry...oh god...oh god!" The moaning bowl-head tipped his head back as he released a small orgasm.
A devilish grin appeared on Larry's face as he hears the other's whimpers. He wanted to make the fool beg,drive him wild,hear him howl. Larry mischievously slid his hand down Moe's boxers,closer and closer until he reached Moe's erect member,getting a hold of it. Moe let a weak shriek of surprise,and went back to having a slight orgasm as Larry teased him,stoking the tip carefully,wanting to get Moe close to his peak. Moe squirmed a bit and let out a gasp at the touch. "L-Larry! O-oh god! Ffff-ahh ahh!"
Moe then brought his quivering lips back to Larry's as he pulled down his and Larry's boxers. He needs Larry,yearned for him to be inside of him. Moe then lift himself off the counter and turned so that his bare back was facing the other. "Come on,Larry.", he whispered seductively,presenting himself as he grind his rear end against Larry's starving cock. "Give it a go." Larry smirked deviously,getting the memo of the request. Larry wasted no precious time and insert his ready member into Moe's rector. Moe let out a loud huff as the motion felt so Heavenly. Both men squeezed their eyes shut tight as Larry thrust deeper,going deeper into Moe.
Moe tilt his head back for just a small peck with Larry then went back to receiving Larry's strong thrusts. The bowl-head lay on the counter,his left cheek pressed against the hard surface,as he huffed and pant. Larry proceed to grind back and forth pleasure fully,panting as heavily as the guy below him. He felt an upcoming orgasm approach as he moaned and groaned,going faster and harder into Moe,sweat dripping down his body. "Moe...F-FUCK! AGH!"
They,both,got louder as all of it began to become so rich and better and hotter every second. Both men were so close to bursting. For Moe,he was so close to the finish line,letting out a gasp so loud it echoed. "Yes! YES! AHH! L-La-oh!" He couldn't stand the urge any longer and eventually released himself,warm fluid escaping himself. "Ffffuuuck...OH!"
Larry was next to blow,giving more deep thrusts until..."AHH! OOH s-shit!" Larry screamed and hollered like no one's business as he came inside of Moe,both screaming each other's names in extreme ecstasy.
Then,it was all over.
Both Larry and Moe breathed heavily,catching their breathes as they stood there. When both calmed down a bit,Moe and Larry put back on their clothes,gazing sweetly at each other. Moe,then,went over to his love and huffed Larry tightly. The joyous frizz-top embraced just as securely,surprisingly shedding sweet tears on Moe's shoulders.
"W-whataya leaking through your pupils for,Porcupine?"
It took Larry a while until he spoke. "I-it's just that...I'm so,so,sorry for scrapping ya earlier,Moe! I wish I knew better! I'm so sorry..."
"Ah,man up a bit,fuzzball! It's all dust now,Larry. I forgive ya."
The two proceed to embrace sweetly,giving a quick kiss until Moe gave Larry a slight smack. "Ah!",Larry winced,chucking.
"But next time around,you better take my word to heart 100%!",Moe teased.
"Of course,Moe. Of course."
Larry loves Moe,even though the hot head often holds a short temper for him and the other two nut cases. Fine's always had a tender side for Moe,just afraid to show it in case he displeases of the frizz head's heart. Yet,Larry loves Moe's form of torment and discipline,and he wouldn't trade it for anything.
Not for any dame,not for loads of cash,not for anything or anyone in the world.