Yeah, another chapter. I know. But don't get your hopes up. Now…

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Sonic and Shadow walked through the streets of Station Square. Sonic was holding a small wad of cash, and Shadow was nonchalantly sipping away at a hedgehog-themed Coca Cola. Their latest triumph against Solaris had spread like wildfire. Shadow was unhappy for an unknown reason, and Sonic was looking as if he had just beat Solaris a third time. They continued on the path until they reached their destination. "Carm's Cram Shack", a place where you could "Cram yourself until you shake the shack!" . The place had everything from fried beaver to pickled zucchini.

"Okay, faker. I better like this. Or else, it's your head."

"Shads trust me. If you don't like this, you aren't a hedgehog."

"DON'T CALL ME 'Shads'!" cried Shadow, saying the final part of the sentence with a super high voiced imitation of Sonic.

"Okay, okay. But if you like it, you owe me one… Shads."

"Screw you, faker."

The two went to the front counter, and Sonic paid up front. The two picked a seat, and waited. Shadow toyed with his cuffs, and Sonic tried to dig into the bread by shaking his finger at the speed of sound. Soon, their meal came. Sonic rushed through the food, totally destroying his platter. Shadow looked at the food, and reached a cautious finger out. Small spittle of Sonic's meal flew and hit Shadow's cheek. He blanched. He quickly grabbed one and took a minuscule bite. He opened his eyes wide, looked from Sonic, to the kitchen, then to the food again, and said, "How could something so ugly taste so good?"

The black hedgehog sped to Sonic's plate, grabbed some of it, and rushed away. He had to get more.

Shadow hit the finest restaurant in town. He was surprised that they could have something so non-upper class. He completely wiped them out.

Next he stopped by the department store. He grabbed the microwaveable ones, placed them under his foot, and blasted a bit of energy on them from his skates. He scarfed those down and went to the next victim.

Shadow hit a random fat guy's house. He raided the kitchen, stealing all of the certain items he so desired.

Finally Shadow went and hit Sonic's house. The mother load. Shadow was ready for anything. He stealthily entered the kitchen, then went to the fridge. When he opened that fridge, he nearly died. He began scarfing all of the items down at grade-A speed. No one could possibly stop him. Sonic then appeared behind him.

"Hey Shadow. Remember these?" Sonic pulled out the seven super emeralds.

"Uhm… I'll be going now."

"That's what I thought."

Shadow left. But not before wiping some of the brown foodstuff off of his face and flicking it at Sonic. He went to rob some other poor sucker.

Sonic smiled in relief and dropped the plushy super emeralds. He took a last look into his fridge, closed it, and nodded in satisfaction.

"Huh. Good thing I got here in time. I've created a monster. By feeding him Manwiches."

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