Sorry Carm. This isn't one of your ideas. Yet. Also, thanks for the review that nearly crashed my phone. Loved it. This idea is one I thought of while reading a certain phrase from chapter 1. Enjoy.

Still don't own anything.

"Tails, I'm gonna do it."

"Sonic, the only way you could is if you had the super emeralds. But you already have those, don't you?"

"Heh heh. See you at the end of the light, buddy."

Sonic was lined up on a hill overlooking most of South Island. The hedgehog was ready. He was going to surpass light today. Sonic summoned the powers from deep within the emeralds. Knuckles had even agreed to bring the Master Emerald to see if the hedgehog could do it. He would need everything. Everyone the hedgehog knew was lined up in a small fort made of diamond. Tails gave Sonic the final power ring, Knuckles finished the Chaos chant, and Amy finally stopped hugging the speedster. Tails had put up a laser net on the mountain which would count the times he passed the spot until he reached seven in one second. The counter would then turn into a large floating pool of water, so Sonic would know when he had gone fast enough.

"See you guys later!"

Sonic then performed a double jump, and just like that, he was off. The hedgehog sped past sound quicker than he had performed the double jump, and in about a minute he had lapped the earth. Tails had said that to pass the speed of light he would have to pass the earth seven times in a second. Sonic tried to fly high in the air, but the fact that mountains were too fast on approach to dodge meant he was bound to crash into something some time. Hyper Sonic was already starting to catch up to light. One of the effects was that everything became blurry. Another was that any dust particle that wasn't burned by air friction scraped off his skin. At a little less than a light year's speed. Hyper Sonic was starting to lose his vision entirely, and he knew that he was at lightspeed. Now THIS was a lightspeed dash. Take that, Omochao. He waited for the feel of water, and felt it seconds after he hit lightspeed. He screeched to a grinding halt, and powered down immediately. The emeralds scattered to Chaos-knows-where, and Sonic dropped instantly. Everyone rushed to the speedster's side, and soon after felt the air wave that came from Sonic's instantaneous brake. He got up, dusted himself off, and gave his signature thumbs up.

"Anything you wanna say, Sonic?" Tails asked.

"I wonder what happened to everything I hit…"

~~Far away~~

Eggman cackled. "FINALLY, MY GREATEST INVENTION! A cage designed to capture and stun Sonic no matter how fast he goes! Now, all I need is a test subject, and-" Hyper Sonic crashed into the wall, destroyed the cage, and left the building, without his eyes opening. As the hedgehog continued to lap around in the room, Eggman sighed. "Back to the drawing board."

~~ Chaotix Building~~

Charmy sighed. "Aww… Where did Vector and Espio put all the chocolate?" Hyper Sonic barreled through the room, destroying a wall and revealing the chocolate hidden there. Hyper Sonic was coming and going so fast he looked like a perpetual ring. Charmy smiled. "Thanks giant ring thingy!"

~~Mushroom Kindgom~~

"Finally, a Mushroom powerful enough to make me the a fourth of the size of earth! Mario better watch out. His greatest friend will be his world's end! HAHAHAHAH! But, I have to make sure I eat it all, otherwise it will reverse its effects and make me a four-hundreth of the size I am!"

Hyper Sonic passed by and burned the smallest cell of the mushroom. Bowser quickly pulled the mushroom away from harm and scarfed it down.

"Good thing I saw that coming. Now to invad-… Uhh… I feel dizzy…" The turtle dragon began to shrink. "No! No! No! I must have missed a crumb! GRAHH!" Bowser became so small he slipped through the crack in his bridge over the lava. He was immune to lava, of course, but his size made him unable to climb up the sides of the pit. In the lava he found some Dry Bone's. "So, what do you do for fun around here?" The Dry Bone's looked at him and said:

"Click clack… CLIKKITY CLACKLACK!" Bowser sighed.

"I guess now is too late to get Rosetta stone…"

~~ Vanilla's house~~

Cream nodded in satisfaction. Just like in her dream, she had a portable roboticizer. She was putting the finishing touches in… And something crashed into the room, blew her roboticizer up, and exited quicker than it entered. Cream sighed.

"Now I have to get this fixed…"

~~ Southern Island~~

"I'm sure it was nothing."

I did this chapter specifically for the ending parts. Also, there was a reference to my favorite video game last chapter. If you get it, I'll do your request no matter how crack-tastic or how dumb it is. :) R&R if you got time to make my day! If not, review anyway!