Smash here with another chapter of the Oneshot Collection. This one I got from Carmie again. Her ideas are amazing. Now, deprived of extra ado (synonyms ftw)…

I own nothing. It's not gonna change idiot.

Amy was so excited. It was summer, which was when Sonic seemed most tolerant of her attempts at love. She had heard Sonic was roaming around the city, and she was definitely ready to find him. She ducked into her closet, and came out with her massive Piko-Piko hammer. She rushed out the door, and when she reached the city she nearly fainted with anger and relief. Sonic was flirting with someone. HER SONIC! But… Sonic never flirted with ANYONE! Meaning… She had a much better chance! When Sonic struck out with the girl, she rushed up, ready for her chance.

"Hey, Sonic. I couldn't help but notice you were looking for a girl…" But Amy was talking to herself. Sonic had sped over to another girl, this one seeming mildly attracted to him.

"Hey baby. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

"Oh… Sonic… Teehee…"Amy flew over to the girl.

"GET AWAY FROM HIM!" Amy screeched while holding her hammer. The girl fled, but Amy threw the hammer. The girl managed to duck, and came back much more confident-looking.

"I take Taekwondo. Without a hammer, you're done for."

"SAY WHAT?" Amy bawled while clutching her sleeve menacingly. The other girl dropped into a defensive stance. Amy raised her hand above her head. Her Piko-Piko came back, and the other girl went from a defensive stance to the fetal position. Amy nearly crushed her, but she heard Sonic talking to another girl. She looked towards the cobalt creature to see him trying to get a date… With a BOULDER?

Amy flung her hammer and crushed the boulder. Before she could stop him, he began talk to her hammer. She recalled it, and Sonic rushed towards her.

"Hey. You look pretty." Amy blushed, before Sonic continued. "I just noticed, but after all those times you followed me on those adventures, it's been to get me to notice you. I notice you now. Anything to say?"

"Well. Uh. I'm open on Fri-."

"You don't have to be shy. Speak up." Sonic whisked her headband off, and spoke again to it. "Alright, your loss." Amy's mouth dropped. She walked over to Sonic before slapping him in the face. Really hard. Sonic shook his head twice before looking at Amy.

"Hey Ames. Didn't see ya there. See ya later, though!" The hedgehog bolted away, as Amy looked at the spot he stood with anger.

"I had a chance… And it's GONE?" Amy flung her hammer into the ground, creating a large hole that reflected her anger.

~Angel Island~

Knuckles shuddered.

"What's wrong, guardian?" Tikal asked with curiousity.

"I felt a disturbance in the digging universe. I think my records been broken…" Knuckles replied.

~Back~

Amy kicked a rock.

"Hey babe. Are you pretty, or are you beautiful? Cuz I think ya both. Pretty beautiful."

Amy looked down at the rock that had gained a mouth an eyes, the latter of which squinted at her. It had also gained a very deep voice. Shed fled, screaming:

"SONIKUUU!"

Yes. Carmie thought of this one. Crazy, huh? Well, I have something dedicated to her.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

Now, once again, there is a reference in chapter 6 (the one with Scourge and Rouge) and whoever gets it can request a chapter, no matter how cracktastic, and I WILL do it for next chapter. So look through it and see if you can spot it. If nobody gets it, I'll reveal it next chapter and nobody gets a requesst. :) JK. Maybe…