Warning: randomness ahead! If you do not like, skip and move on. You have been warned!
Shizuka burst through the apartment door, too furious to bother opening the door gently. It banged against the wall, making Kanra jump from where she was sitting on the couch.
"Shizu-chan!" Kanra cheered. "My Shizu-chan wins!"
Shizuo stomped inside, banging the door shut behind him, silently glaring at them all as if he didn't know who to hit first.
"Ah Shizu-chan!" Izaya whined, "How could you lose!"
"Shut it flea!" Shizuo spat. "You're lucky I don't tear you apart right here!"
Kanra jumped up and ran to hug her blonde. Shizuka hugged back after a brief pause, letting her anger dissipate into the air almost as quickly as it arrived.
"But that made the run more fun!" Izaya grinned. "Tell me you didn't enjoy that."
Shizuka pushed Kanra away and asked, "You know what's even more fun than that?" They all looked at her as she went to the kitchen. She grabbed the pie off the counter and threw it at the flea, hitting him directly in the face.
Shizuo burst into laughter as Shizuka chuckled, the pie falling from Izaya's face and hitting the floor pan first. Kanra's laugh joined in with theirs, and Izaya's face was unreadable as he just stood there.
Shizuo moved over to pick up the pan, only for Izaya to beat him to it. The informant smashed the remains of the pie into the bodyguard's face, letting out a loud laugh of his own at Shizuo's startled expression.
"I want some pie too!" Kanra complained.
Shizuka, always one to tease, answered, "There's plenty here for all of us." Walking over to the informant, she grabbed his face and licked his cheek, collecting all of the whipped cream that was still there.
He recoiled from her, and Kanra giggled. Moving over to her lookalike, she licked his opposite cheek, making him back away and cover his face for fear of them continuing. He quickly wiped away the rest of the pie on his face, not allowing them time to beat him to it.
Shizuo glanced away, a little irritated at how close they were to the flea. He wiped some of the whipped cream off of his own face, and licked it off of his finger. "Mmm! This is pretty good!" he said, impressed that the flea had good taste.
"I want some more!" Kanra whined.
Izaya jerked away from her, inadvertently moving behind Shizuo.
"Want some?" Shizuo asked the flea, picking up the tray and getting another finger for himself.
He had meant for Izaya to get some for himself, but obviously the flea hadn't understood that. Instead of taking the tray, Izaya's mouth closed around Shizuo's finger, sucking the whipped cream off as Shizuo quickly pulled his hand back.
"It is pretty good," Izaya admitted, not seeming to notice what his action was doing to the blonde man.
Shizuka had gotten a fork, and grabbed the tray from Shizuo's grip. Taking a bit for herself, she then fed a bite to Kanra. Izaya took the fork when she offered it, but then gave it to the other man.
"You like sweets more," Izaya said with a smirk. "Too much will make you fat though!"
Shizuka growled and eyed her body critically. Shizuo took the fork and cleaned the pan, ignoring the flea as best he could.
"That's mean!" Kanra complained. "Take that back!"
"Are you going to make me?" Izaya mocked.
Shizuka and Kanra shared a look. Together they attacked the flea, licking off the imaginary pie remains, knowing it would bother him more than anything else.
Izaya tried to protect his face from their onslaught, but failed against the two of them. He was about to submit before feeling his jacket tighten around his collar and jerk him away from them.
Shizuo had yanked the flea away, not really sure why. He and Izaya exchanged confused looks as the girl's exchanged knowing ones.
"No fair!" Kanra complained. "That's not fair male Shizu-chan!"
Shizuka smirked. "What time is it?" she asked.
The others looked at her, obviously not thinking of the time. Izaya glanced at the clock on his desk and answered, "One in the morning."
Shizuka faked a yawn and said, "Well I'm tired."
Kanra smiled. "Me too! I'm going to sleep!"
Shizuka smirked. "Since you only have one room flea, we're going to borrow it. Night boys!" Kanra grabbed onto her arm, hugging her tightly as they walked to the room.
Sarin: Sorry for the bit of OOC-ness there with the pie. I wanted Shizaya and that meant finger-sucking goodness!