So this one came out a little later than every other one… But, to make it up, it will be the longest yet. So enjoy.

If you're still asking, you should see a doctor. I own NOTHING in this story!

The party was halfway through, and Tails and co. hadn't reached the big boy table yet. Tails sat on the table, an ice cream cone in his hand. Charmy and Cream were waiting on his word. Taikails licked his chocolate mint for a second before declaring:

"There is no way we can get to the adult table." Charmy flung his bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios into the wall, screaming:

"I WILL NOT TAKE NO AS AN ANSWER!" The boy flew around the room.

"From now on, we must work separately." Stated Cream. "I cannot work with HIM." She said, pointing at Charmy. "Farewell."

Tails knew exactly how he could get there on his own. He walked up to Sonic, his face the picture if dejected cuteness.

"Sonic?" He said, fake tears on his face. "We ran out of chicken strips. Can I sit here and eat the chicken?" Sonic couldn't say no.

"Pull up a chair, buddy. After all, none of this would have happened without you."

~~~Tails :) Cream XP Charmy XP~~~

Cream looked over to where Tails proudly destroyed Shadow's chicken (everyone suspected the great recipe came from Maria, but no one wanted to bring it up). She looked at Charmy, who was still flying around. Then back at the table, then to Charmy. She could probably hurt Charmy, and then she'd get to the table. No, wait. Then he'd get to the table, and she'd be stuck. If Charmy hurt her, she would get picked up by her mother. She had to think. She tried Tails' idea.

"Amy? Can I sit at the big kids table so I can eat the carrots here?" Amy fixed her friend with a stern stare.

"The carrots are still at your table, Cream." The rabbit looked back to see she had missed the vital part of the lie: the carrots were there, and in plain sight. 'I didn't see them' was out of the question. "But, since you asked to sit here, sure.

~~~Tails XD Cream :) Charmy :'(

Charmy stopped flying long enough to realize his compadres were seated at the table. He sighed, and then resumed flying around the room.

"NARWHALS NARWHALS SWIMMING IN COMMOTION! CAUSING THE OCEAN! CUZ DEY ARE SO AWESOME!"

Eventually, everyone heard him. Omega couldn't resist.

"Activating MP3 mode. Selecting song… Narwhals. Activating Sonic-Stereo -93 settings!"

Omega's arms, chest, and the top of his head became stereos, and the Narwhal song began to play softly.

"Narwhals, narwhals, swimming in the ocean, causing a commotion…"

Metal Sonic soon began to sing. "They're the jedi of the sea…" Everyone stood up.

"THEY STOP CTHULU EATIN' YE!"

"Narwhals! They are Narwhals! Narwhals! Just don't let 'em touch your…" Sonic covered Tails' ears, Amy covered Cream's, and Espio went to cover Charmy's mouth. In a second, all the music started up again.

"NARWHALS! INVENTORS OF THE SHISH KEBAB!"

The song was repeated, all in good health. Charmy stopped singing, and everyone looked on to Charmy for another song.

~~~WARNING! FULL VERSION OF A BARELY COMPLETED SONG A COUPLE OF CHAPTERS AGO COMING UP!~~~

"I made this one up at Beijing." Charmy smiled.

Old Knuckles was hopping around

Beijing city like a big playground

When suddenly Wario-man burst from the shade

And hit Knuckles with a garlic-grenade

Knuckles got ticked and began to attack

But didn't expect to be blocked by a flash of Black(or purple)

That proceeded to open up a can of Waluigi-fu

When Shadow the Hedgehog came out of the blue

And he started beating up Waluigi without appeal

Then they both got flattened by the Yoshi mobile

But before it could make it back to the Yoshi cave

Tails came and started acting very brave

And he pulled a taser out from behind his back

And tased Wario-man while the man screamed "ACK!"

Then he ran out of voltage and he ran away

Because Bowser (oh my) came to save the daayyy

THIS IS THE twenty-eight(2008) SHOWDOWN (of ultimate victory)

Mario, Sonic and explosions (as far as Big can see)

And only chocolate thrives ( I wonder where's Charmy Bee?)

This is the twenty-eight showdown (of ultimate victory.)

Knuckles took a punch at Bowser for crime

Like my bedsheet can bounce a dime

But then Waluigi came back covered in a tire track

But Metal Sonic jumped out and landed on his back

And Yoshi was injured and trying to get steady

When Tails came back with a machete

But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped

Peach the beast took him out with her whip (or ribbon)

Then she saw Knuckles sneaking up from behind

So she reached for her mace which she just couldn't find

Cuz Yoshi stole it and he sprayed and he missed

Then Metal Sonic blocked it with his wrist

Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault

While Green Yoshi tried to polevault

On to Bowser's back but they collided in the air

Then they both got hit by Big acting like a beaarr

THIS IS THE twenty-eight(2008) SHOWDOWN (of ultimate victory)

Mario, Sonic and explosions (as far as Big can see)

And only chocolate thrives ( I wonder where's Charmy Bee?)

This is the twenty-eight showdown…

Sonic jumped up, and called out a power great

And down from the ceiling decended his Super state

Who delivered a spin which could break sound

Into Peach, or rather, her crown

Who fell over on the ground, crying in shame

As Wario man changed back into his un-fame

But Super saw through his clever disguise

And blasted Wario in between his thighs

Then Yoshi the Great and Yoshi the white

And a random python holding a very big pike

And Benito Mussolini

And The blue Yoshi

And Cowboy Fang

And Erasor Djinn the genie

Metal Knuckles

Eggman-nator

Captain Kirk

Zim the invader

A dead-pan

Superman

Every Single Axem Ranger

Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan

Spock

A rock

Doc Oc

And Hulk Hogan

All came out of nowhere lightning fast and

they kicked Super Sonic in his Super trash

it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw

with civilians looking on in total awe

The fight raged on for a century

Every life was clamed but eventually

A champion stood

The rest saw their better

Omochao in a blood-stained sweater

THIS IS THE twenty-eight(2008) SHOWDOWN (of ultimate victory)

Mario, Sonic and explosions (as far as Big can see)

And only chocolate thrives ( I wonder where's Charmy Bee?)

This is the twenty-eight showdown (this is the twenty eight showdown)

This is the twenty-eight showdown (this is the twenty eight showdown)

This is the twenty-eight showdown!

Of ultimate victory.

Thanks for reading. Hope you enjoyed.