Rawr. Another request from someone, I forgot who. Step forward to claim your prize. :/

… You should know by now.

Two cats, one male and one female, were both sitting at a round table. The two had their hair smoothed and their fur slicked with grease. The male, a black cat with white flecks around his eyes, looked to his sister, the other cat. She had all white fur, except for two black dots surrounding her eyes. She was the exact opposite of her brother.

"And we're on in three, two… Welcome to the Mobius Trust, where we give you all the info on all things Mobius 365 days a year. Now back to you sis!"

"Oh, you can call me by my name, Yang. See, I called you by yours! Anyway, we have a guest speaker on today. It's none other than Shadow the Hedgehog, who saved the world during the Black Arms invasion!" *applause*

"Thank you, Rebecca (if you thought they were Yin and Yang you owe me a review). Now, I've heard some of you foo- people saying that Sonic beat me in a fight. I'm here to put that rumor to rest."

"So what happened?"

"I lost… By default! He made me have a seizure!"

"What? This just in, Sonic uses seizures to attack his opponents!"

"Rebecca, that was unnecessary. Anyway, Shadow, feel free to take a seat."

"Thank you. And now, for our next bit, Amy Rose: sweet little angel or evil little demon? Check out this footage and see what you think."

Amy was at the park with Cream. Both of them had ice creams and were walking towards the swing. Out of nowhere, a dog and her son came and took the swings from under their noses. Amy blistered with rage, but kept her cool. When the lady reached out and purposely knocked her ice cream onto the ground, though, it got personal. Amy's hammer magically appeared in her hands, and she flung it at the swings. The metal withered away at the touch of the hammer. All the chains that were hooked to the seats snapped, and one flew directly at the cameraman. A brief swear was heard, before the camera cracked, fell to the ground, and static became dominant.

The huge screen flickered off, and Shadow flinched in fear.

"We have the top security in the world. The only person who could get in here without detection would be…"

"Sonic's the name, speeds my game!"

The blue blur said from the ceiling. Everyone cheered.

"Now if you all look under your seats, you'll find your very own rings! Just don't touc-"

BUH-DING!

The entire studio shook with the impact of the force of 100,000 rings being collected at once.

"Oh god, we're in Mexas, Mobius' biggest state connected to the mainland! We're right on top of a bog, meaning…"

The room began to shake. The earth began to crumble from the bottom of the floor, and water began to fill it up.

"It's never a friggin normal day with you. IS IT, FAKER?"

"I seem to have that talent."

Just then, a dreadful music was heard.

Dun-Dun Dun-Dun Dun-dun Dun-Dun Dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun DUN!

A small hedgehog teen fell through the floor.

"CRAP! THE DROWNING TIMER HAS STARTED! EVERYONE GET OUT!" screeched Sonic and Shadow simultaneously.

Dun-Dun Dun-Dun Dun-dun Dun-Dun Dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun DUN!

Another boy fell straight through the floor. The toddler wailed as he became unbelievably intangible.

Dun-Dun Dun-Dun Dun-dun Dun-Dun Dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun DUN!

This time, Rebecca and Yang both fell away. Sonic was gathering people up and throwing them out of windows. Shadow had long since teleported away.

Dun-Dun Dun-Dun Dun-dun Dun-Dun Dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundundundundun dun dun dun dun dunnn…

Everyone looked up to see their savior- Amy Rose, wielding the Piko-Piko. She had smashed an enormous hole into the wall, draining all the water away.

"Why is the studio half-sunken and WHY IS SHADOW SAYING THINGS ABOUT ME?" Amy smashed the building through the ground, everyone was freed instantly, and she looked about. She saw Sonic in the rubble, and her fury ended in a snap.

"SONIKKU!"

Sonic was off the scene before she could say 'love'. Amy was slightly disappointed until she saw Metal Sonic.

"SONIKKU!" She ran to him. Metal stood with open arms.

"Finally. What I have been waiting for. The love of Ms. Rose." Amy smashed the hammer into Metal.

"That's for leaving me so much!"

Metal Sonic sighed as he flew into the air.

"This is logical. I will not give up."

"And that's why we need to give Shadow a career as a news anchor."

"Johnson?"

"Yes sir?"

"You're amazing. Get me Shadow the hedgehog NOW!"

"Thank you sir. Right away, sir."

Yeah, after I re-read this I realized I switched POV too quickly, and decided to add the end scene in order to make it seem slightly logical. You already Read, why don't ya Review?