Sorry this took too long. I hope none of my fans left me -.-
Dedicated to Kyle. Rest in peace buddy.
And to Dyslexic-Carmie for the inspiration.
Have YOU ever been lying in bed but never been able to get to sleep? Well have WE got a PRODUCT for YOU! Introducing the new…
PILLOW-HEDGE!
That's right, from the producers of pillow pet, it's the PILLOW HEDGE !
This pillow comes with a built in strap that ties its hands together!
Sonic walks out, hands tied in his signature ball.
Also, this pet talks to you!
"You can go to sleep, it's okay. Tomorrow is coming and we'll be ready!" Sonic said with a look of great pain on his face.
When you're not asleep, you can unwrap this pillow and it becomes a hedgehog!
Sonic snaps his ropes and gives a forced smile at the camera.
This pet comes in many colors, including, but not limited to…
ANGRY RED!
Knuckles appears, and says:
"IF YOU DON'T GO TO SLEEP, I'LL STAB YOU!"
CONFIDENT BLUE!
Sonic smiles and waves again.
EMO BLACK!
Shadow frowns and says: "Why go to sleep? It just brings tomorrow closer."
COWARDLY YELLOW!
Tails hides and says: "Don't forget the night light. Oh, and the doors! Lock the doors!"
These colors and many more can be all yours for just 13.99 plus shipping and handling!
Order yours today at 504-POK-EMON! That's 504-654-2555! Order in the next 3 seconds or you miss this wonderful pet!
OOPS TOO SLOW YOU NO GET PET NOW! O BAI!
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BTW, kyle was a bug that I caught and fed and made my pet. He died during a storm when his box got blown into the river. See ya!