The next few drabbles after this are likely to be mushy due to the mistletoe season :D
Enjoy.
Ownership: Zero Percent.
Eggman was bored. He had gone to work on his latest "Egg" machine, he had eaten a sandwich, reminisced on the time he lost his membership to the sandwich club due to freaky tourists, played Pokemon, and eaten another sandwich. He decided to go and see a play. As he walked into the play, he realized the name of the play was "Ivo Sees a Play." Ivo was his name, and he was going to see a play… Odd, was it not?
Eggman walked to the front row and sat down, and the play started. It started with a guy who looked exactly like him waking up and brushing his teeth. The Eggman clone had then gone to work on his latest machine, exactly like his, had eaten an identical sandwich to his down to the exact position of the tic-tacs under the pickles, had reminisced on a memory only HE had, had played Pokemon and gotten to Cerulean city JUST LIKE HIM, and had eaten another identical sandwich.
Eggman was creeped out now. He watched the play as the scene changed and the stage man had gone to see a play just like he had. Eggman heard a snap, and then looked up. The lighting was going to fall on him.
But the stage Eggman didn't hear him. He sat there in the seats identical to the ones in the theatre Eggman was in. Suddenly he got up and turned around, then froze as he looked at the audience.
"MOVE IDIOT!" Eggman shouted,
With a look of terror and confusion on his face, the lights fell, and the guy was crushed.
"Sucks to be him. I guess the play's over."
Eggman got up and turned around. Then he froze, and looked on horrified. Right behind him was a row of seats, beyond the edge of a stage he was on. Another Eggman was sitting exactly where he was, and was shouting at him. It sounded vaguely liked 'move, idiot!'.
Eggman was terrified and confused, and then he heard a snap. The lighting above him fell, and he was crushed. The fake Eggman watching the real Eggman watch the fake Eggman shrugged.
"Sucks to be him. I guess the play's over."
He got up and turned around. Then he froze.