I received this idea from a plot bunny named Exarc. Teehee.
WHAT IF. Sonic prank called Knuckles.
Beep… Beep… Click!
"Hello?"
"Hello. Yes. Is this Knuckles?"
"This is an electrician. Is your refrigerator running?"
"Why, yes. Yes it is."
"THEN YOU BETTER CATCH IT!" click. Dooooo…
Realization dawned on Knuckles, and he picked up the phone and dialed Sonic's number.
Beep boop beep bop beep boop beee… Chicka!
"Yo Knux *snicker* What's up?"
"SONIC! MY REFRIGERATOR'S RUNNING AND I NEED YOU TO CATCH IT!"
"Knux, your fridge isn-"
"KNUCKLES!" Tikal yelled. "THE FRIDGE HAS THE MASTER EMERALD!"
"OH MAI GAWD SONIC YOU GOSTA HELP ME!"
"Okay! I'll be *snicker* right over!"
ANGEL ISLAND: SHRINE
Sonic walked in to the shrine to see a strange sight. Knuckles' refrigerator was running around, holding the M.E. in its body and fleeing wildly. Tikal was casting fireballs at it, and Knuckles threw punches left and right. The robot was speeding around, and soon fell off of the island. Which wasn't that far. The powerless island had fallen into the ocean resulting tidal wave killed everyone alive (except Cheese, who was now made of agua, and Eggman. Because fat floats.)
WHAT IF. TAILS WAS A GIRL.
*bang bang* *police sirens*
ER HEM. WHAT IF… AMY… WAS A GUY? *closes eyes and prays*
Eggman lay on his side, his face bleeding and his arms swollen. Danny, the red hedgehog, was brandishing his massive Okip-Okip hammer. Sonic highfived him.
"DON'T MESS WITH THE SONIC BROS!" Somewhere in the background, Tails the third wheel sobbed.
WHAT IF. Sonic was a Pokemon.
"Pika! Pikapika!"
"Sonic! Soni-soni- FORGET THIS!"
"Dude…. What are you doing?"
"I'm-
Please excuse us. We have deemed this text unhearable by young ears.
"Dude, if you don't calm down they'll give you the gas!"
"I DON'T CARE!"
Yeah I lost inspiration. It'll continue soon. Thanks to Twizzle-Fizz for crashing my computer…. TWICE .