One-Shot Summary: Blair has been acting a bit more touchy lately, and upon further investigation - Maka and Soul learn that he's in heat! And what's a cat to do when he feels this way? Why, look for some relief, of course. But before that can happen, a witch out for revenge on Blair turns him into the opposite gender!

Rating: T

Genre: Romance, Family, Humor

Pairing: F!Soul x M!Maka x F!Blair

Suggested By: Just Me

Render the Benders!

One Shot: Blair Gone Wild!

Maka looked down at the frying pan he was using with a faint interest. It was his turn to cook in the morning, and after the disheartening events of the previous day's mission, he was more than worn out. Rubbing his tired emerald eyes with a free hand, he flipped the pancake inside the pan with his other, finally deciding that it was cooked enough for Soul and him to eat it. Scooping it out of the pan with a spatula, he placed it on a plate along with the other pancakes, than placing the stack onto the table.

Smoothing out his apron, he moved to go wake up Soul, knowing she was as upset about the previous day's failure as he was - hence why he had let her sleep in later than usual. Opening the door, his lips curled upwards - not expecting to see the scene that awaited him inside his weapon's room. "B-Blair, get off of me...!" Soul cried from underneath Blair, the tall and well built cat monster; a cat who had some how come upon a great deal of magical power. Looking over, Soul froze - knowing what was coming as Blair simply blinked and turned to see what she was looking at; a very angry looking Maka.

The two males had a very strained relationship. Ever since Blair had messed up their streak of ninety nine souls, Maka had been a bit irritated with him. But he hadn't actually started to dislike him as much as he did until he started teasing Soul, the petite silver-nette reacting in a way that Maka just couldn't stand for. But aside from those times, Maka could almost appreciate his presence like a father figure to him that had been missing since he was young. So he supposed, in a way, he truly did care about the other male living in their house hold - even if he was a nuisance.

"Nya~ Good morning, Maka. My little Scythe Girl is so cute in the morning~" He said in his usual deep, smoldering voice, holding the bright red teen close to his chest as he ran a hand through his thick purple locks. "Maka chop!" the male suddenly cried out, slamming a book he had produced out of no where onto Soul's head. Sighing, Maka rubbed the bridge of his nose again - finding that was he often expressed his frustration or stress at times such as this.

The three eventually finding their way to the breakfast table, Maka sighed as he ran a hand through his hair - now completely finished his own meal with Soul and Blair still eating away. "Hey Blair, what's been with you lately? You've been really... touchy lately - even with me." Maka mentioned, hoping to get some sort of answer as Blair paused in his meal and looked over to Maka curiously. "I see... i must be in heat~ Which means I'm going to need a little relief. Soul, would you like to help m-" He began, cut off by Maka's dangerous glare and sharp words. "Absolutely not." He interrupted, crossing his arms across his chest as Soul looked away in an embarrassed fashion, no doubt at Blair's crude suggestion.

"Soul, so you should know - do you realize what happens when a tom cat mates with a female?" he asked, cocking an eyebrow as Soul looked over curiously, shaking her head as she continued eating again. "Well they all have barbed genitals, and upon withdrawal it will tear up the female's lower areas as to prevent any other male from mating with her." he informed her, completely serious as Soul went pale white - looking up to Maka to see if he was joking or not. "R-really!?" She asked, voice just above a whisper as she shuddered at the thought. "Really." Maka smirked, now glad to know he had Soul mentally away from Blair for the next while.

Leaving for school, the two said good bye to their 'house cat', leaving for another day of being terrified of Doctor Stein and avoiding Spirit. Upon arriving home, the two were exhausted from training, having another tiring day. Soul's scar peeking out of her orange shirt slightly, Maka found himself staring at it again - the male always having a sense of responsibility for it. They had been fighting Chrona for the first time when it had happened, they were about to deal the final blow on Maka when Soul suddenly changed back into her usual form and took it for him - nearly dying as a result. The days after had resulted in Maka being distance and Soul recovering, the two's partnership had changed greatly after the event, and Maka always found himself unconsciously trying to make it up to the Weapon whenever he could.

"Maka," Soul said, pulling the Meister out of his thoughts. Nothing else needed to say between them, Maka diverting his eyes as they entered the house - Blair no where to be seen, for once. It was then she appeared, of course - the male taking the partners completely by surprise. "B-Blair!?" Maka blinked, completely confused by the sight of the cat. He looked completely different, now being somewhat shorter and curved - a bikini top replacing his once bare chest, and leather short shorts opening up his now long and curved legs, where pants once were worn. Cheeks darkening, Maka struggled to turn his eyes away from the now female cat, her large chest becoming a large distraction for the Meister.

"That's me! Nyah~" She smiled, suddenly pulling the teen into a hug, his face being pressed into her large chest, Maka's cheeks darkening further as a small drip of blood fell from his nose. Cheeks flaring, Soul huffed as he eyebrows furrowed. What was Blair doing!? Why was he a girl all of the sudden, and why was she hugging her Meister!? The female reaching out to tug on Maka's sleeve, she grumbled some incoherent, pausing for another moment before repeating herself again - but in a louder voice. "S-stop it, Blair. This is so not cool." she muttered bitterly.

Maka's head was going dizzy, he could barely breath in this position - his head being suffocated by her broad chest. "Maka, you're so cute~ You're going to be my little Meister Boy from now on! And if you want, I can wake you up like this every day." She smiled happily, completely oblivious to the obviously angry Soul and suffocating Maka.

Huffing again, Soul the realized that Blair wasn't about to stop. "Like hell you'll wake him up like this!" She grumbled, folding her arms across her chest as she got even more worked up. "Why not, Soul-nyah?" She asked curiously, cocking her head slightly while still holding the struggling Maka close to her chest. "Because, Maka's my partner!" She said, now understanding Maka's frustration with Blair always waking her up and holding her close to him. "Hmm? Okay, whatever you need Soul~" Blair smiled, she purple-nette releasing the Meister, he held a hand up to his nose - trying to stop the never ending flow of blood that was sure to make him pass out sooner or later.

"H-how did you become like this, Blair?" Maka asked, gasping for air as Blair blinked, placing a finger on her chin as she thought about it. "Ah! A witch that was looking for revenge on me for taking his girlfriend did this~" She nodded, sending a wink to the gasping Maka - causing his cheeks to flare up again. "I-I see..." Maka muttered, Soul furrowing her eyebrows even further at this. Why was Maka acting so embarrassed!? "How do we change you back?" Soul said suddenly, a determined look in her eyes as she pushed Maka back slightly - not wanting the two to get close.

"I'm not sure. Maybe we should try out a few different things. Hey, Maka-nyah~ Want to help me?" She smiled, leaning down a bit, giving Maka a good view of her bouncing bust again. Blood flowing out at a faster rate now, Soul grumbled something to herself angrily - suddenly feeling more self conscious of her chest than she had ever been before. "No, that's not even an option." Soul said, eyebrows knitted together as Blair simply nodded sadly. "I'm going to go see if Spirit will try and help me~ She's always up for playing with Blair." She smiled, changing into her cat form before leaping out the window - no doubt off to find somebody to play with her until they figured out how to change her back into her usual self.

Soul turning to Maka, she sighed - frustrated over the past few events. "Not cool, Maka." The silver-nette grumbled, hands crossed across her chest in a comfortable fashion as she narrowed her eyes at her partner, the male simply chuckling and smiling. "Don't worry, Soul. You're the only one for me." He said, sending his partner a wink as Soul's face suddenly erupted into that of a red tomato. "Tch. Like hell, Tiny Dick." Soul scoffed, hiding her darkening cheeks by turning and moving to go to her room. Once Soul had completely left, Maka covered his pink cheeks with his free hand, sighing softly. Perhaps they could hold off Blair changing back to his normal gender for a while longer - after all, a jealous Soul was just too cute to let go.

Eventually going to his room, Maka found that he couldn't sleep - tossing and turning in the heat of the Nevada night. Getting up, he ran a hand through his messy blond hair, deciding to go raid the fridge for a midnight snack and see if that would help him sleep a bit better. Padding out into the hallway bare foot, wearing nothing but his usual wife beater and plaid pajama pants. Completely silent, he turned the corner to enter the kitchen, on it to run straight into a wide awake Soul - wearing her own comfortable pajamas and holding a juice box.

Covering her mouth quickly with one hand and holding a finger up to his own, he motioned for her to stay quiet - not wanting to wake up Blair. "Can't sleep, either?" Maka said after he was sure that Blair was asleep, Soul simply nodding as she looked up at him. "Sit down, I'll make us something." Maka smiled softly, Soul's cheeks pinkening slightly as she nodded in submission and sat down at the kitchen table. Cooking them a small snack, Maka hummed quietly to himself - as he usually did when he cooked. Quickly finishing, he placed the food on two different plates, setting one in front of Soul before sitting down across from her and beginning to eat his own. The two remaining silent, they both quickly finishing - the partners getting up to leave to their individual rooms.

"Maka?" Soul said, stopping the male before he could leave. Turning to look at her, Maka stared down at his partner curiously - wondering what she had to say. "What is it?" he asked, Soul pausing for a long moment before shaking her head, the silver-nette glared for the lack of light in their apartment at this hour of the night. "N-never mind. Good night, Maka." She said, Maka simply nodding in response. "Sweet dreams, Soul." he smiled, before heading off to his bedroom, still curious about what Soul was about to say before.

Author's Note: Thank you for all the kind comments! Please remember to suggest ideas/pairings inside the reviews, otherwise chapters will come out a lot slower than you may like them too. I love hearing from you guys as well, so even if you don't have a specific idea/pairing you want to see, please comment about your thoughts on the most recent or previous one-shot(s), as they're always a good thing for me to get my fingers going to write a new one-shot/chapter.