A/N: *Ross Geller voice* Hi.
Meh, today was just one of those days. Couldn't focus on anything to save my life; barely got any homework done. Finished Series 2 of Doctor Who! UNFAIR! (Though David Tennant's face while he repeatedly says 'WHAT?' is priceless beyond words!) Ahem.
Apparently I can also drabble whilst in math class! Who'd have thought? More Princess Bride! Enjoy!
Disclaimer: Don't even bother asking.
Rating: K
Genre: Humor/Parody
Characters: Arthur, Merlin, Vizzini
Pairings: none
Warnings: a battle of wits that really isn't, more Princess Bride!
Prompt: Adventures (The Princess Bride/Math Class)
55. Inconceivable! Part 2. Adventures
There were cups. Two cups on a table that stood before a short man and a blindfolded woman in an orange dress.
"So," the man said as Arthur crept out of the trees, "it is down to you, and it is down to me."
"Uh…"
"There's nothing to explain," the man continued dramatically. "You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen."
"I-I'm really not."
"You're not?"
"Ah, no…Should I be?"
The man shifted his eyes. "Apparently not."
Merlin suddenly stumbled out of the bushes.
"So," the man began again, "it is down to you, and it is down to me…"
Cheers!
~Melpomene