A/N: Guys, I fail at life. I missed both 11:11s today. *hangs head in shame* This drabble isn't even related to time! (Sunday's one will be, though, hopefully!) But guess what! MORE PRINCESS BRIDE FOR Y'ALLS! Seriously, I have to wonder how many ideas the writers of Merlin actually come up with themselves. Every episode and/or character seems to be borrowed from another source! Enjoy!

Disclaimer: Yeah, no. Not mine.
Rating: K
Genre: Humor/Parody
Characters: Arthur, Merlin, Wesley
Pairings: none
Warnings: crack! Rodents of Unusual Size!
Prompt: Dark (The Princess Bride/Come Together)


57. Inconceivable! Part 3. Dark

"So," Merlin said as they followed the enigmatic young man dressed in black through the woods, "how often do you come through here?" He shrugged.

"Oh, I don't know. Couple times a month?" Arthur paused in his struggle to free himself from a particularly sticky patch of mud.

"How?" The man in black laughed.

"It's not so difficult when you're used to it. There are a couple of things you have to watch for, though. There are flame spurts, lightning sand, and–" A large animal suddenly rushed past them.

"Was that a…wildoren?" Merlin demanded.

"Oh, we call 'em R.O.U..


Cheers!

~Melpomene