A/N: Hey guys! I should not still be awake, but I am because I'm a horrible procrastinator, and I needed to update! Love you all!
And, wow. I'm so tired I almost posted the wrong one. Yikes. Umm, Part 4 of Inconceivable! for y'all. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: none of it belongs to me.
Rating: K
Genre: Humor/Parody
Characters: Gaius, Merlin
Pairings: none
Warnings: Most shameless rip-off yet.
Prompt: Miracle (The Princess Bride
61. Inconceivable! Part 4 Miracle
"Gaius," Merlin exclaimed, slamming the door behind him, "I need a miracle!"
The physician raised an eyebrow. "A miracle? Merlin, what are you talking about?"
"A miracle," Merlin repeated, pacing around the room. "You see, Arthur and I were out hunting, and this guy with six fingers mistook Arthur for someone else, kidnapped him, and tortured him with this machine hidden under a tree."
Gaius stared.
"I know! Inconceivable! But now Arthur's mostly dead, and I don't even think my magic can fix him, so we need a miracle!"
Gaius sighed. "Have I ever told you about my brother, Max?"
Cheers!
~Melpomene