Here is Chapter 2 of All the Birds of Akatsuki! Hope joo likes it! If you flame me, I WILL SEND MY BIRDIE MINIONS TO PECK YOUR BALLS OFF! !

Aaron's POV

I woke up with a headache. Yesterday was so quote, "troublesome", unquote. I got right out of my bed, and got dressed. I looked in my mirror to see how I looked, and for some reason, my eyes were red. That was weird, considering I had black, spikey hair. I blinked, and I was back to normal. I just shrugged it off. I walked out of my room, and went down to the kitchen. I just poured myself a bowl of cereal, and sat down. Hidan sneaked into the doorway. I just ate quietly. He charged at me, and screamed,

"I WILL SACRIFICE YOU TO JASHIN-SAMA!" I just sat there as he sped forward. Right as he got behind me, I reached a hand out, and jabbed his stomach. He dropped his scythe, and clutched over. I jabbed him one more time in the stomach, and he fell on the floor unconscious. I was eating my cereal as all that happened. Everyone rushed in at the loud noise.

"He tried to sacrifice you again?" Pein asked. I nodded.

"Yep. And I beat him again. This time with one arm, and while eating cereal with the other." I replied. Everyone just stared. Then they all went to the table, and got out some cereal as well. When we all finished, I stood up, and said,

"Let's go buy some stuff." Everyone looked at me.

"If we got money, we should use some of it." I told them. They just shrugged, except for Kakuzu, who was sad. We all walked out the front door, and down the sidewalk. As we were walking. Rich fell into a hole.

"What the heck just happened?" May asked. I shrugged. We looked down into the hole to see if Rich was visible, and we all got sucked in. We all screamed as we began spiraling through darkness. I fell out of a hole in the sky down towards a lake. I hit the water with a loud splash. I swam up, and gasped for air. I looked at my reflection in the water. I had those blood red eyes again.

'This is just weird…' I thought as I was choking on water. I heard footsteps. I began to sink as I saw someone dive in. I raised my hand up, hoping someone would grab onto it. But someone didn't. I slowly sank down, and darkness consumed my sight. It was all black until I heard someone's voice.

"Hey…Wake up…C'mon, wake up!" A female voice said. I coughed, and felt water slosh out of my mouth. I coughed more, and opened my eyes. I was in a bed somewhere. Two people were standing over me. One of them had pink hair, and jade green eyes, just like May's. Another had blond hair that was tied in two long ponytails, a purple diamond mark on her forehead, and brown eyes. They were both blurry.

"Wha…(wheeze)…" I barely made out. My eyes focused to see Tsunade and Sakura standing over me.

"Who are you?" Tsunade said in a weird voice. For some reason, I figured out that she was speaking Japanese.

'Why the hell is she speaking Japanese?' I thought.

'I don't fucking know.' I heard voice say inside my head.

'Who the crap are you?' I asked it.

'I'm your inner, duh. Idiot.' My inner said.

'You know, if you're my inner, you're technically me. Since you called me an idiot, you called yourself that.' I told it. I heard a mental facepalming sound.

'What the hell?' I turned back to Tsunade.

"Who are you?" She asked again. She seemed angry.

"Namae wa Aaron desu." I said. I had taken a class on Japanese in college, and I did very good, so that came in very handy.

"Hontōni?" She asked disbelievingly. I nodded.

"Hai Tsunade-sama." I replied. She studied me for a bit, analyzing every bit of me.

"Watashi wa amari nihongo o hanasanai." I stated. She seemed a little surprised, and also puzzled.

"Tsugini dono yona gengo o hanashimasu ka?" She asked me.

"Eigo." I replied. She nodded, and did some hand signs, then she tapped my forehead quickly with her middle and index fingers.

"Ow!" I cried out.

"That better?" She asked. I nodded.

"Thank you Tsunade-sama." I told her while smiling. She smiled back. Then she immediately went back to questioning me.

"Who are you?" She asked. I opened my mouth to answer, but didn't get to because a bunch of people burst into the room. All three of us turned and looked at them.

"So where's the dude I saved? You found out who he is yet, Baa-chan?" A voice said. I recognized that voice easily. It was Naruto. Everyone walked over, and began looking at me. Naruto was about to speak when I said,

"Hey Naruto." He stopped for a moment, and everyone stared at him.

"You know this guy?" Ino asked. Naruto shook his head no.

"I've never seen him before in my life." He said.

"Then how does he know your name?" Shikamaru asked. I answered instead of him.

"That goes in the category of "Part of Who I Am"." I said. They all looked confused. I drew in a deep breath, and began my tale.

30 Minutes Later

Everyone was staring at me in disbelief. I had told them who I was, where I came from, that they were fictional characters in a manga and anime written by Masashi Kishimoto, how more than half the population of the Earth knew about them, and…that I knew everything about them. I didn't tell them how much I knew, though.

"How do we know you aren't lying so we don't punish you?" Tsunade asked.

"Just ask me a question, and I'll answer it." I told them. She thought for a moment.

"Who defected from our village after a certain person came to him and offered him power, what was the name of the person who offered him power, and what special thing caused him to want it more and more?" Tsunade asked me. I knew it easily.

"The person who defected from this village, Konohagakure no Sato, was Sasuke Uchiha, one of the of the Uchiha clan, the person who came to him was Orochimaru of the Sannin, your ex-teammate, and that special thing was the Cursed Seal of Heaven, the most powerful of two cursed seals that you know of." I replied. Everyone's jaws broke through the floor.

"I know, I'm awesome." I said with a smirk.

"It seems…you were telling the truth." Tsunade said.

"You may stay here in the Leaf Village, but you will not be allowed to leave without a shinobi escort. The information you contain is secret, and cannot be revealed to the other villages." She told me. I nodded and smiled.

"Don't worry; I wouldn't give up the information without a fight." I told her. She smiled back.

"So where will I stay?" I asked. She thought for a moment.

"He could stay with me, Baa-chan!" Naruto exclaimed. She shrugged, and said,

"That's fine with me." Naruto pumped his fist into the air.

"You may also receive basic shinobi training if you wish. I very rarely offer this to people, but you seem trustworthy, and no one has come after my grandfather's necklace, so it's okay." Tsunade told me. I thought.

'It wouldn't really hurt at all. It would probably help.'

'Hell yeah it would!' My inner said. I looked at Tsunade.

"Sure." I said with a smile. She nodded.

"I will get Kakashi Hatake to train you, starting in about 20 minutes." Tsunade said. I bowed my head in respect, and everyone left. After about three minutes, Kakashi came in with Jiraiya.

"Hey Kakashi, hey Pervy Sage." I said. Jiraiya groaned.

"Why does everyone call me that?" He asked.

"A. You're a perv." I began. He was about to contradict when I said,

"I meant super perv." He stopped.

"and B. You're the Toad Sennin." I said. He hung his head low.

"I guess it kinda fits, doesn't it?" He asked. I got up and patted him on the back.

"Don't worry. You just have quit either being a sage, or being a super perv." I chose the words "super perv" so he wouldn't contradict me. Kakashi spoke up.

"We're going to be training in about 17 minutes." He said. I grinned.

"Who cares about 17 minutes? I'm ready to train now!" I said.

"Well, then follow me." I walked behind him all the way to training ground 11. It was the afternoon.

"You know, I'm wondering if I have chakra or not." I said.

"Just try to do a jutsu, and we'll see how good your chakra is." He told me. One of my favorites popped right into my mind. I did the hand signs at a normal pace.

Monkey

Dragon

Rat

Bird

Ox

Snake

Tiger

Monkey

Kakashi watched, wondering what jutsu I would perform. His eyes widened when he saw the last hand sign.

"Chidori!" I shouted. I held out my right hand. At first, there was nothing. Then, little sparks began to flutter about. Suddenly, electricity arced all over my hand, forming a ball of energy. My eyes widened as I saw I had formed a Chidori. I didn't expect it to work at all. I just expected that I would be embarrassed.

"Holy shit…" Kakashi said. I suddenly grew extremely tired. I fell to the ground, and the Chidori disappeared. Kakashi rushed over.

"How the hell did you do that? Are you okay?" He asked, sounding concerned, worried, amazed, and shocked all at the same time.

"I…I don't know…But (wheeze) I'm okay…" I hoarsely said. I felt pain in my eyes. I walked over to a little stream inside the training ground.

"What's wrong?" Kakashi asked. I got to the stream, and splashed water on my face. I looked at my reflection to see what was wrong. I gasped.

"Kakashi…come here…" I said. He rushed right over.

"What do you need?" He asked.

"Look at my reflection…" I said. He looked into the water. What he saw shocked him. I had blood red eyes, with three comma-like marks surrounding my pupil. He held my face up for a second. He looked straight at my eyes. His visible eye widened.

"Oh my god…We have to report this to Tsunade." He said. I was too weak to walk. I couldn't even blink. He slung me over his shoulder, and rushed to the Hokage Tower.

"Lady Tsunade! I have something important to report!" Kakashi shouted as he got in the room. That startled the crap out of Tsunade.

"What is it?" She asked. He brought me over to her desk.

"Look at his eyes." She looked at me. Then she gasped.

"I think we finally found him." Kakashi said.

"Who?" I asked hoarsely.

"Does the name Hiroshi Uchiha mean anything to you? Does it ring any bells?" He asked. Hiroshi Uchiha…It tickled the back of my mind.

"I…I think so…" I said. I tried to remember. Then I saw something in my mind. A picture of me, Sasuke, Itachi, and their mom and dad.

"Whoa…I just saw something weird." I told them.

"What did you see?" Tsunade asked.

"I saw Sasuke, Itachi, Fugaku, Mikoto, and myself in a picture…" I said. Kakashi nodded, and Tsunade smiled.

"You're probably not going to believe what I'm about to say, but…You're Itachi's brother." My eyes widened. I fainted right there on the spot. Kakashi caught me, and said,

"He's probably gonna have a hard time coping with this." Tsunade nodded, and he took me to a guest room in the Hokage Tower.

I'm Itachi's brother? HOLY FUCKING CHEESE GRATER BALLS! Chapter 3 comes out soon!

Also, Translations:

Namae wa Aaron desu.: My name is Aaron.

Hontōni?: Really?

Watashi wa amari nihongo o hanasanai.: I don't speak Japanese.

Tsugini dono yona gengo o hanashimasu ka?: Then what language do you speak?

Eigo.: English