Me: Here is Chapter 4! Be ready for surprises!
Inner: We both sincerely hope you enjoy it.
Me: Hey, who the hell let you out?
Inner: I come and go as I please.
Me: Not when you originated in my mind. *tries to suck Inner back in*
Inner: Not so easy, is it?
Me: Screw you! Raikiri!
Inner: Oh shitters.
Me: *proceeds to chase Inner around like a maniac*Get back in my mind!
Inner: !
Me: Please read the story while I get this motherfucker back in my mind.
May's POV
I had landed on top of some kind of mountain yesterday, and I didn't know where the heck I was! But it was cold up there, and I was lonely. I kept wondering where the heck my friends were, and what happened to the Akatsuki.
"What did happen to them anyways?" I kept asking no one in particular. The last time I asked it, I didn't expect to get a reply.
"What happened to who?" A female voice asked in Japanese. I turned around in surprise and saw a blonde girl with four spikey ponytails in a purple outfit. She reminded me of Temari, who was one of my favorite characters from Naruto.
"My friends." I replied.
"Also, I don't speak Japanese. I speak English." I added. The girl did some hand signs, walked over to me, and poked my forehead quickly with her middle and index fingers.
"Is that better?" She asked.
"Yeah, but it kinda hurt." I told her. She giggled.
"It normally does." She said.
"Temari, what are you doing?" A male voice asked. We both turned to see someone who looked exactly like Kankuro.
"I just found this girl here, Kankuro." She replied.
"'Sup kitty?" I asked him. He growled a little. Temari giggled.
"What's your name?" Temari asked.
"My name's May." I replied.
"Really?" Kankuro asked. I nodded.
"Are your names really Kankuro and Temari?" I asked. They both nodded.
"There's no way that's possible unless your parents were big Naruto fans." I told them. They just stared at me in a confused way.
"Um, Naruto's that boy from the Leaf Village. Why would our parents name us Kankuro and Temari if they were fans of him?" Temari asked.
"So you guys are really Temari and Kankuro from the Village Hidden in the Sand?" I asked. They both turned to look at each other, then Kankuro immediately shot out chakra strings to control my movements.
"How do you know that?" He asked threateningly. I was a little bit scared.
"I watch the Naruto anime and read the manga." I told him. He got angrier.
"There's no such thing." He said. I still had a copy of the Naruto manga in my pocket. I took it out and handed it to him. He skimmed it over a few times.
"There's no way that's possible…" He said. Temari looked at the manga over his shoulder. Kankuro turned back to me.
"Who are you?" He asked. I sighed, and told them all about me, how they were cartoon characters, etc.
30 Minutes Later
Their jaws had hit the ground.
"Horr to fre naw yawr nit laying?" Kankuro asked.
"What?" He pulled his jaw back up.
"How do we know you're not lying?" Kankuro asked me again, this time, clearer.
"I will tell you information that not many people know." I said. They both looked at me expectantly.
"Your brother, Gaara, is the jinchuriki of the Ichibi no Shukaku, the one-tailed beast. At the Chunin Exams, he had transformed. First, to a semi-Shukaku form. Then he faced Naruto Uzumaki, and used the Feigning Sleep Technique to let the Shukaku out. Naruto defeated him with help of the toad boss, Gamabunta." I told them. Their jaws dropped again.
"It seems you are telling the tru—" Kankuro didn't finish because a giant shadow loomed over me. They both backed away slowly.
"What?" I asked. Temari pointed to the thing that was hovering over me, and I turned around. There was some kind of bird…bee…wasp…thing. I backed away slowly as well.
"Help!" I cried out.
Aaron's POV
We had been walking up the mountain for twenty minutes. We were almost at the top.
"Hinata, can you use your Byakugan for a sec?" I asked. She nodded, and activated it.
"Now search around to see if anyone is near here." I said. She stood still, searching with her Byakugan.
"There's three people at the top of the mountain. Two I can recognize, and one I can't recognize at all." She told me.
"That might be May." I said. I suddenly heard a loud "Help!" I gasped.
"That's May's voice. C'mon!" I ordered. We all ran at full speed, racing towards the top of the mountain. I leaped, and landed at the top. There I saw May, Temari, and Kankuro cowering in front of a giant bird-bee thing. Nothing was going to hurt my best friend. I activated my Sharingan. I learned how to perform the Raikiri from Kakashi. But I could only use it once a day. I decided to try the Raikiri. I did the hand signs:
Ox
Rabbit
Monkey
I held my hand downwards. Electricity started to crackle all around my hand.
"Raikiri!" I shouted.
May's POV
It looked like I was about to get impaled by that thing's giant stinger when I heard my best friend's voice.
"Raikiri!" He shouted. I turned to see Aaron standing there with a ball of blue lightning crackling around in his hand.
"Aaron!" I exclaimed.
Aaron's POV
I saw my best friend turn to face me, and exclaim,
"Aaron!" I smiled at her. Then I resumed back to that weird creature. I began charging forward, racing at speeds I hadn't even known I could go. Right as I got to the beast, I leaped up into the air, flipped, and plunged my Raikiri into its head. It writhed in pain, but fell on the ground dead. I leaped off it, and back onto the ground. Then I went over to May.
"You alright?" I asked her. She nodded. I helped her up.
"How did you do that?" She asked in amazement.
"Well, I'm apparently an Uchiha." I told her. She was about to faint when I shook her.
"Don't faint like Rich did." I told her.
"Where's Rich?" She asked me.
"At Konoha. We're in the Naruto-verse." I told her. She was about to faint again when I shook her. AGAIN.
"Don't faint. It's annoying. And if you do, we'll have to put smelling salts up to your nose, and they smell terrible." I told her. She nodded.
"Can you try something for me?" I asked. She nodded.
"What is it?" She asked.
"Can you try to activate the Byakugan?" I asked her. She looked at me like I was in a straitjacket.
"That probably won't ever happen." She told me.
"Just try it." I ordered. She sighed.
"Byakugan!" She shouted. What happened next didn't surprise me. Veins grew around her eyes, and her eyes turned a pale lavender.
"What the heck?" She cried out. I nodded, and grinned.
"Just as I thought." I said. She looked at me in a confused way. I turned to Hinata.
"Hinata, meet your older sister." I said. Both their jaws fell.
"M-My older s-sister?" She asked. I nodded.
"I'll tell you why." I began. I told them the story of how May, Rich, and I were born in this world, and that one day our parents decided to let us play in the forest, but we didn't come back.
"The shinobi that were sent out couldn't find us, but they did find a circular, black hole. Like the one we fell into. We hadn't known it, because we were like, two years old, but we had ended up in the real world." She just stared at me in disbelief.
"So…I'm a Hyuga?" She asked. I nodded.
"I'm Sasuke and Itachi's brother." I told her. Everyone else except for Kakashi was watching the conversation in shock.
"So who is Rich's family member?" May asked.
"Naruto." I said simply. Everyone—Except for Kakashi—'s jaws dropped. I turned to Hinata.
"And Hinata, I'm sure Rich and May would both approve of you and Naruto getting together." I told her with a grin. She blushed and started poking her index fingers together. I went over to Temari and helped her get up.
"Thank you." She said. I smiled.
"No problem." I replied. I walked away.
"Hey, what about me?" Kankuro asked.
"Girls and Ladies first. You're a guy. Do it yourself." I replied with a smirk. He steamed.
"Aw come on! Doesn't it matter that I'm a shinobi?" Kankuro shouted. I groaned.
"Fine. I'll help you up." I said. I walked over to him. I reached out my hand, grabbed his, and pulled him up.
"Thank you." He said.
"No problem, ma'am." I replied. Everyone started laughing. I think smoke literally started coming out of his ears.
"YOU—" He began. He couldn't finish because I had activated my Sharingan and he looked me straight in the eyes. He crumpled to the ground.
"Ah, the Sharingan. It really helps when you want someone to shut up." I said. Everyone burst into laughter again. I turned to Temari.
"He should wake up in a couple of hours." I said. She smiled.
"Good, because I need someone to come with me whenever I go shopping and Gaara never will." She told me. We all waved goodbye, and went to our separate villages. When we got back to Konoha, we went straight into the Hokage's office.
"Hello, Hokage-sama." I said. Tsunade smiled.
"Hello Aaron." She replied.
"We found May." I told Tsunade.
"That's good."
"And she is definitely Hinata's sister." I said. She looked up from her paperwork.
"Really?" She asked. I nodded.
"Show her, May." I said. May nodded timidly, and activated her Byakugan.
"That's good. Now we know that everyone's okay. By the way, your friend is at Naruto's house." She replied. I bowed, and said,
"Thank you for telling us. Also, may I tell Naruto who his father is? I'm planning on telling him that Rich is his brother." She nodded, and we went to see Rich. We knocked on the door of Naruto's house five minutes later. The door opened to reveal Rich.
"Hey dude!" He said.
"You found May?" I nodded, and May stepped forward.
"Awesome. Come on in." Rich said. We both stepped inside. The place was pretty clean.
"Hey Naruto? My friends are here." Rich called out.
"Cool." Naruto's voice replied back.
"Did you tell him yet?" I asked Rich with a whispered voice.
"Not yet. I've been planning to." He replied in the same volume.
"We should tell him now." I told him. He nodded.
"Hey Naruto, can you come here for a sec?" Rich asked.
"Sure." Naruto replied. A few seconds passed, and Naruto came walking into the room.
"What's up?" He asked.
"We have something important to tell you. Sit down." I said. He sat down in a chair.
"You know how you're an only child?" I asked him. He nodded.
"Well, as it turns out, your father and mother had another child about 10 years before you were born." I said. He kept staring at me.
"Do you want to know who he is?" I asked him. He nodded excitedly.
"He's right over there." I pointed to Rich. Naruto's mouth dropped.
"Hey little bro." Rich said with a grin. Naruto ran over and hugged Rich with tears in his eyes.
"How come you didn't visit me?" Naruto asked.
"I didn't even know you were my brother. I got lost in the woods and fell down some kind of hole at age two. You were born when I was twelve, and I had watched the anime then, so I thought you were just a cartoon character." Rich told him, patting him on the back.
"Also, would you like to know who your father is?" I asked the boy. He nodded happily.
"The Yondaime." I said simply. His jaw dropped.
"H-How?" He asked.
"If you look in a mirror, and imagine yourself without whisker marks, you look just like him." I told the boy. He kept sobbing happily.
"By the way, I can get you guys some ramen to talk over." I added. All traces of sadness appeared from Naruto's face, and were replaced with excitement.
"RAMEN!" He shouted. I got out some money, and gave it to Naruto.
"You both can order up to nine bowls." I told them. Naruto pouted.
"Awwww. That's so little." He said.
"You're lucky you're getting one bowl." I reminded him. He stopped immediately. Naruto bowed, and the two went off. I turned to May.
"You should probably go stay with the other Hyugas." I said. She nodded, and I said,
"I'll walk you over." She shrugged, and we walked all the way to the Hyuga compound. I knocked on the door. Hiashi Hyuga opened it and asked,
"What do you want?"
"You know how your daughter Maya disappeared twelve years ago in the woods?" I asked him. His eyes narrowed.
"How do you know that?" He asked. I gestured to May.
"She's right here." I said. His eyes widened, and he looked her over.
"She's got the same brown hair, and the same jade green eyes, but if she can't use the Byakugan, she is not my daughter." He replied. I smirked and nodded to May. She focused and the veins around her eyes grew. Hiashi gasped.
"Maya, it is you…" He said. Then he embraced May in a bear hug.
"I thought you were dead!" He exclaimed.
"Nope, I just fell down a hole and ended up in an alternate universe." She told him. He let her go and turned to me.
"Who might you be so that I may pay you for finding my long-lost daughter?" Hiashi asked me.
"My name is Aaron. I've been with her the whole time. Though you might know me better as Hiroshi Uchiha." I told him. He smiled at me.
"Thank you, Hiroshi, for keeping her safe. I also am sorry for the loss of your mother and father to that traitor, Itachi." Hiashi said. I bowed, and said,
"It was no problem. I felt sad as well, when I found out who they were. Though you should give some of that money to your other daughter, Hinata. She helped us find her." He nodded, and called for Hinata.
"Yes father?" Hinata asked when she came. He took out some money and gave it to her.
"What is this for, father?" Hinata asked him.
"For helping Hiroshi find your sister." He said with a smile. She bowed, and almost left, but Hiashi said,
"Also, I'm so sorry for putting so much pressure on you about your talent. I just couldn't bear the thought of losing another daughter after Maya disappeared. Please forgive me." She smiled at him.
"I forgive you, father." Hinata said. The two of them hugged. My work here was done. So I walked over to the Hokage Tower to see Tsunade.
"Hello Tsunade." I said as I got to her office.
"Hello Aaron. Do you need anything?"
"I would like to know where Kakashi is." I said. Kakashi walked out of the shadows.
"Right here." He said. I grinned at him.
"We still have to train." I told him.
"Then let's go." He replied. We went off to the forest, and found a spot near a lake.
"We've already covered the basics of fighting, so is there any special techniques you want to learn?" Kakashi asked me. I thought for a moment.
"How to make Kage Bunshins, and I think that's it." I said. He gave me a questioning look.
"Are you sure you want to learn the Kage Bunshin no Jutsu?" He asked. I nodded confidently. He shrugged.
"Ok then. All you have to do is place your index and middle fingers in a cross, like so," He did the sign for me.
"And then mold your chakra like the Bunshin no Jutsu." He instructed. I placed my fingers in the seal, closed my eyes, and concentrated my chakra. I could feel it molding to be shaped like me. I heard multiple poofs of smoke, and heard no response from Kakashi.
"How'd I do?" I asked. I opened my eyes to see about thirty other me's standing in the area we were in. Kakashi was just staring in shock.
"Whoa!" I cried out. Kakashi nodded. This was my first time ever trying that, so I was amazed. I released them all, and they disappeared.
"Now try the Taju form." He ordered. I shrugged. I placed my hands in the seal, and focused. I heard countless poofs of smoke, and opened my eyes. About two hundred me's were now standing in the area. I released them all, and got knocked back after receiving all their memories, falling unconscious. Kakashi walked over, and carried me to the hospital. I woke up about three hours later. Kakashi was standing off to the side of the room.
"Hey. What's up?" I asked. He turned to face me.
"You really surprised me with the Kage Bunshin no Jutsu. I thought you would've been knocked out for at least a month." He told me. I smirked.
"I'm just full of surprises. I can cook, know pressure points, can knock someone out with one or two blows, and am a black belt in Taekwondo." I replied.
"What's Taekwondo?" He asked.
"It's a martial art from one of the countries on Earth called Korea. It's only to be used for self-defense." I told Kakashi.
"Hmm. Sounds interesting." He replied, leaning his head against the wall.
"Think you could teach me?" He asked. I shrugged.
"Sure. I'm not really much of a teacher, though." I replied. We were both silent for a moment.
"I'd like to see what your affinities are." He said.
"Fine by me." I said. I got up out of the hospital bed, and got some clothes on. We both walked back to the area of the forest where we were a while ago. Kakashi got out a piece of chakra paper, and stuck it to a tree.
"Just place your finger on it, and channel a little bit of chakra into there." Kakashi said. I placed my finger on there, and just shot a little zip of chakra into it. The paper wrinkled, split into two, then burned to a crisp.
"Wow, that's unusual. You have fire, lightning, and wind affinities. The Chidori and Raikiri already explained the lightning, and the fire is probably because you're an Uchiha, but you didn't really show any signs of the wind." I shrugged for about the sixth time today. A scroll poofed into existence in his hand, and he tossed it to me.
"What's this?" I asked.
"It's the first wind jutsu I gave Naruto: the Beast Wave Palm. You have much more chakra control than he did when I gave it to him, so you should probably be able to learn it in about a day." Kakashi told me.
"Sweet." I said with a grin. He nodded.
"I believe we're done for the day. I'll spar with you after you finish learning the Beast Wave Palm." Kakashi said. I saluted him, and walked to Naruto's house.
Me: Finally, I got Inner back in my mind!
Inner: You suck! You know that?
Me: Oh, shut up. You know you love me.
Inner: As much as I love Hell!
Me: Don't make me go Chidori on your mental ass.
Inner: *stays quiet*
Me: Good. Chapter 5 will come out soon, so keep them computee thingys on!