All the Birds of Akatsuki Chapter 5: Time to Have some fun, a naruto fanfic

Here is Chapter 5, where I get a girlfriend and sing some karaoke. Oops, spoiled it. Damn... Oh well, just read! Hope you like it!

Aaron's POV

I woke up happily in Naruto's guest room two days later, with the sunlight shining in from the window.

"Man, I feel GREAT today!" I said. Rich came in the door after hearing my statement.

"You better be. I've already been training with Kakashi for a couple hours, and I'm pretty good." He said. My eyes widened.

"What?" I cried out.

"Yeah, it's 2:00 already." Rich told me. I jumped straight out of bed and changed every single piece of clothing I had.

"Uh, you should've waited for me to get out before you changed." Rich commented.

"I don't really care if you see my penis right now. You probably like what you see, anyways." I said quickly. He nearly barfed at that statement. I ran out the door and zoomed to the training ground where Kakashi was.

"You're late." He said jokingly.

"I don't give a shit. I had a really good sleep." I said. Rich came about five minutes later.

"Damn, you're fast." Rich said while panting. Kakashi cleared his throat.

"Aaron, I'll need you to spar with me." I cracked my knuckles.

"Bring it on, perv." I said with a grin. We both stood apart, and Rich said,

"Do it!" I immediately put my hands in a seal, and said,

"Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!" 11 other me's appeared around me. 6 of us, including me, did the hand signs for either the Raikiri or Chidori, and charged him. The other 6 made the hand signs for the Beast Wave Palm. The 6 me's who did the Raikiri or Chidori all moved around, surrounding him in a hexagon formation. The other six also surrounded him, and prepared to do the Beast Wave Palm. Me and 5 others jumped high up in the air as the other six did the Beast Wave Palm. Kakashi obviously dodged into the air, falling right into my trap. We all leaped forward one by one, trying to strike him. He destroyed the five Kage Bunshins, and tried to attack me. I moved out of the way, and we both landed on the ground.

"Oh yeah, I just remembered to tell you this, but Naruto found out what the ending of the next Icha Icha is gonna be, and he told me." I said. Kakashi's eyes widened.

"It's—" He covered his ears, and closed his eyes. I took that chance to charge up another Chidori, and raced towards him. I held it near his head. He slowly opened his eyes, and took his hands off of his ears to see a Chidori right in front of his face.

"I win." I said while smirking. Kakashi raised his hands up in defeat.

"I concede—" He quickly grabbed a shuriken and flung it at me. I flipped backwards, and leaped away. I made an angry face.

"I HAD ALREADY WON!" I shouted. He grinned. (Or at least, I think he did)

"It's not over until—" I felt something well up inside of me.

"I'M A FIRIN' MY LASER!" I shouted. I stretched my mouth as wide as I could and fired a blue beam of energy out of it, shouting,

"BWWWWAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!" Kakashi's eyes widened, and he leaped far out of the way. The entire laser beam decimated about 10 meters of land in front of me. (heh, get the joke?)

"What the hell?" Kakashi cried out.

"I honestly have no freaking idea where that came from." I assured him. Suddenly, another me came from behind, and chopped both of his arms at the elbow, making sure he couldn't use them.

"What the?" He cried out. The other me knocked him down, and I said,

"You won't be able to use your arms for another three minutes." I told him. He sighed, and said,

"You win." I pumped my fist in the air. I dispelled my Kage Bunshin, and helped him up. I applied pressure to a certain place on each of his arms, and said,

"You can use your arms now. I'm not gonna keep you from reading your Icha Icha." I told him. He eye-smiled.

"You know, with the way you moved, I'd say you're at mid-Chunin in terms of abilities and strategizing." Kakashi told me. I pumped my fist again.

"By the way, what was that thing you did?" Kakashi asked me. I shrugged.

"I don't know. I just saw it on a video on Youtube. Maybe I had accidentally activated my Sharingan when I saw it." I said.

"Youtube?"

"It's this website where you can watch videos that are funny, sad, happy, or socially important. A website is this place on a computer that has stuff you can do. A computer is this electronic device that you do stuff on." I explained. He still looked confused, but shrugged.

"So anyways—" Kakashi couldn't finish because a messenger hawk came down with a scroll. He took the scroll and read it out loud.

Hiroshi Uchiha, Rishi Uzumaki, and Maya Hyuga, your presence is requested by the Godaime Hokage for a C-Rank mission. Please report to the Hokage's office at once.

I shrugged.

"I guess we'll train more later." I said. Kakashi nodded, and we went to get May. We arrived at the Hyuga compound and I knocked on the door. Once again, Hiashi showed up, this time with a smile.

"Hello Hiroshi. Is everything alright?" He asked.

"We need Maya to come with us to the Hokage's office. We're receiving a C-Rank mission." I told him. He nodded and called for May. She came up happily, and said,

"Hey guys!" I smiled at her.

"We're getting our first mission. C'mon." I said. She nodded, waved goodbye to her dad, and we walked to the Hokage's office.

"Hello, Hokage-sama." I said. Tsunade smiled.

"Hello Aaron." My friends both bowed respectfully.

"I have a mission for you. There have been reports of random landslides in the land of Rivers, near Tanigakure, for the past three days. I would like you three to go investigate, and if possible, stop them from happening again." Tsunade told us.

"Will do!" I replied. She nodded.

"You may leave whenever you wish today." Tsunade said. All three of us bowed, and we left. We got some medicine, some food, and bought some shuriken and kunai. All three of us met up at the gate, ready to go, when Kakashi came up.

"Hey." He said.

"What's up?" May asked.

"The Hokage assigned me to go with you guys so nothing happens to the last good Uchiha, one of the last of the Uzumaki, and the Hyuga clan heir." Kakashi told us. I shrugged.

"Whatever. Now let's get going!" I said. We all started walking to the land of Rivers.

6 Hours Later

We were all incredibly tired from walking for the past six hours.

"Ughh, my legs feel like crap!" I exclaimed. May and Rich groaned in agreement. Finally, we came to Tanigakure, and found a tavern. A woman was sitting up at the front desk. I walked over to her.

"Four rooms please." I said. She told me the price was 300 Ryu, so I shrugged and paid her. We all walked up to our rooms, and I plopped down on my bed. I just closed my eyes, and let all my troubles melt away. I was shook awake by May. It was nighttime.

"Huh? What's up?" I asked her.

"We're starting patrols. C'mon." She said. I got off my bed and walked outside the building with her. Kakashi and Rich were waiting there.

"We all should split up and search for what's causing the landslides. If you come across any trouble, call for backup." Kakashi said. We all saluted, and went out into the nearest forest. I was walking by a tree when I looked up at the stars. I decided to sit down for a second. So I sat at the trunk of a tree.

Normal POV

Akatsuki Base

"Deidara, there have been landslides appearing all around our base. Send out spy birds to check if anyone is causing them." Pein said. Deidara nodded, and made six spy birds out of clay. He sent them out of the entrance of the cave and into the forest.

"There, un." He said. Pein nodded. All the birds spread out in different directions.

The Forest

Aaron's POV

I was still looking at the stars, just staring. Suddenly, I felt like singing. So I opened my mouth, and started to sing.

I close my eyes, only for a moment, and the moment's gone
All my dreams, pass before my eyes, a curiosity

Dust in the wind, all they are is dust in the wind

Same old song, just a drop of water in an endless sea
All we do, crumbles to the ground, though we refuse to see

Dust in the wind, All we are is dust in the wind

Don't hang on, nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky
It slips away, all your money won't another minute buy

Dust in the wind, All we are is dust in the wind

Normal POV

All the Akatsuki members were watching a giant screen to see what the birds could find. So far, the spy birds had found nothing. One of the birds turned a corner, and they could see Aaron sitting at the bottom of a tree.

"Isn't that the guy who found us when we were birds?" Kisame asked.

"I believe so." Pein replied. Suddenly, Aaron opened his mouth. Everyone watched him closely.

I close my eyes, only for a moment, and the moment's gone
All my dreams, pass before my eyes, a curiosity

Dust in the wind, all they are is dust in the wind

Same old song, just a drop of water in an endless sea
All we do, crumbles to the ground, though we refuse to see

Dust in the wind, All we are is dust in the wind

Don't hang on, nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky
It slips away, all your money won't another minute buy

Dust in the wind, All we are is dust in the wind

They were all stunned for a few moments.

"Daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn…" Was all Hidan could say.

"That was amazing…" Pein said.

"How did he end up in our world?" Kisame asked.

"I think when we all fell into that hole, we were all transported to our world, including him and his friends." Pein replied. Everyone shrugged.

Aaron's POV

Right after I finished singing, I could faintly hear Hidan's voice saying,

"Daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn…" I looked around for a second. Nobody was there. There was only a little bird. I shrugged, and started patrolling again. Suddenly, the ground started shaking wildly. I heard rumbling noises, and looked up a hill. There were huge boulders tumbling down the side of the hill. I jumped out of the way as they came down.

Normal POV

"Deidara, go help him. I'm allowing you to use your bombs." Pein said.

"Sweet, un!" Deidara said. He ran out of the cave and onto the side of the hill. There he saw Aaron standing at the bottom, with rocks falling towards him. Deidara threw three clay bombs down into the mix of boulders, and shouted,

"Katsu!"

Aaron's POV

I had tried to jump out of the way of the boulders, but they somehow changed course and were now falling towards me. I didn't have time to jump. So I held my arms up, trying to protect myself. Suddenly, I heard someone say,

"Katsu!" And heard a loud explosion. I watched as the boulders exploded into dust. I could recognize that kind of situation anywhere. I saw Deidara leap down and land in front of me.

"'Sup 'Dara?" I asked.

"Nothing much, un. We were looking for the cause of these stupid landslides with spy birds when we saw you singing. That was pretty good, yeah." Deidara said. I grinned.

"Yeah, it was, wasn't it?" I said.

"Aaron, you okay?" Rich asked as he came up to me.

"Yeah, Deidara saved me." I told him. Deidara looked like he was listening to something in his mind.

"What's up, Deidara?" I asked.

"Leader wants to know if you guys want to stay with us. He wants to be nice since you guys were nice to us, un." Deidara told me.

"How about in three days, you come meet us somewhere and we'll let you know." I said. He shrugged.

"Whatever, un. Where should we meet up?" Deidara asked. I thought for a moment.

"How about the forest outside of Konoha?" I asked. Deidara shrugged.

"Do you have a map?" I asked him. He pulled a medium-sized map out of his cloak. I looked around on it for a second. I found a small lake right near the west side. I pointed to it.

"There. That's where we'll meet. Send Zetsu and Tobi." I said. Deidara nodded.

"I'll tell Leader, yeah." He said. With that he went back up to the cave, but we didn't know it. Kakashi and May came running over to where Rich and I were.

"You alright?" Kakashi asked. I nodded.

"Yeah, there was just a landslide." I told him.

"I think we should go investigate." Kakashi said.

"I'll go alone." I said. Everyone looked at me.

"I can probably handle whatever's causing the landslides." I told them. Kakashi shrugged.

"Go ahead." He told me. I started hopping up the side of the hill, easily getting all the way to the top. There I saw nothing. I walked forward, and the top of the hill suddenly became enclosed in a barrier of purple energy.

"Thaaaat figures." I said. A guy who resembled a giant pig demon thing came out of the ground.

"Finally, you shall die, for if you cannot save Princess Zelda, you cannot save anyone!" It exclaimed.

"What the fuck are you talking about? Who the hell's Princess Zelda?" I told it.

"How do you not know who Zelda is? You were trying to save her for countless years, Link!" It said.

"My name's Aaron, not Link, you idiot!" I replied. It stopped with a dumb look on its face.

"I'm sorry, did you say Aaron?" It asked in a dignified British voice. I nodded. It put on reading glasses and got out a clipboard with a sheet of paper on it.

"Oh, I'm terribly sorry. I'm looking for a Mr. Link of Hyrule." It told me. I looked to the side for no apparent reason and saw a huge castle far away, and I could just make out a blond kid in green clothing.

"I think he's over there." I said as I pointed to the castle. He nodded, and said,

"Thank you." Then he leaped all the way over there in a single bound, and the barrier disappeared. I walked back down the hill and found everyone else waiting.

"What happened?" Kakashi asked.

"Apparently, a giant pig demon monster dude was causing the landslides, waiting for someone named Link to try to kill him, and save some chick named Zelda." I told them. All three of them cocked their heads in a "Whaaaaaat?"fashion.

"Why do I get the feeling I was just part of a video game?" I asked. Everyone shrugged.

"Well, now the landslides are stopped, so our mission was a success." I said. We cheered and started to trek back to Konoha.

The Next Day

It was already nighttime as we were relaxing at Naruto's house. There was a knock at the door. I opened it and found Kakashi there.

"Hey." I said.

"Hey." He replied back.

"What's up?"

"I was thinking since you guys did so well on your first mission, and the fact that it was a C-Rank, we should have a karaoke night. This wasn't my idea; it was actually suggested by Anko." He told me. I shrugged.

"Okay. Let me get May and Rich." I said. I went back inside and got Rich.

'We're having a karaoke night. "I told him. He shrugged like me. We both walked with Kakashi to the Hyuga compound. I knocked on the door, and Hiashi answered.

"I assume you're here for Maya?" He asked. I nodded.

"We're having a fun night." I told him. He eyed me suspiciously.

"Not that kind of fun. We're going to do karaoke." I told him. His smile came back and he called for May. Once I told her what we were doing, we were off. We came to a club that was crowded with people. Kakashi led us to a table which had the other Jounin.

"'Sup?" I said. The Jounin replied with many "not much"'s. Anko got next to me, and said,

"Try some karaoke, or I'll lick your blood clean." Jokingly.

"I'll lick you clean, if you know what I'm sayin'." I replied. She blushed, and sat back. But I shrugged.

"Eh, I'll give it a try. But I'll need my best friends with me." I stated. They both stood up with me, and we walked to the stage. I grabbed a mic and got everyone's attention.

"This is my first time doing karaoke and all I'm gonna say is I'll give it my best shot." I told everyone. I whispered the song we were gonna do to my friends and the DJ, and the music started.

What is love?

Oh baby don't hurt me

Don't hurt me no more.

Oh baby don't hurt me

Don't hurt me no more.

What is love?

Yeah

Oh, I don't know why you're not there.
I give you my love, but you don't care.
So what is right and what is wrong?
Gimme a sign.

What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more

Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh

Oh, I don't know what I can do

What else can I say? It's up to you

I know we're one, just me and you

I can't go on

What is love?

Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more

Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh
Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh

What is love, oooh, oooh, oooh
What is love, oooh, oooh, oooh

What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more

Don't hurt me
Don't hurt me

I want no other, no other lover
This is your life, our time
When we are together, I need you forever
Is it love

What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more (oooh, oooh)

What is love?

I sang. May and Rich were backup. Everyone in the club was silent for a few moments, stunned by what I just did. Then they all burst into wild cheering, and I even got a standing ovation. I tried to walk back to my seat, but everyone kept chanting

"More! More! More! More!" over and over. I shrugged and said,

"Alright, I'll do more." Everyone cheered loudly. I told the DJ the next song and told my friends I was gonna do this alone. They shrugged and sat back down. The music for the next one started playing.

Risin' up, back on the street
Did my time, took my chances
Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet
Just a man and his will to survive

So many times, it happens too fast
You change your passion for glory
Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past
You must fight just to keep them alive

It's the eye of the tiger, it's the cream of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
And he's watchin' us all in the eye of the tiger

Face to face, out in the heat
Hangin' tough, stayin' hungry
They stack the odds 'til we take to the street
For we kill with the skill to survive

Risin' up, straight to the top
Have the guts, got the glory
Went the distance, now I'm not gonna stop
Just a man and his will to survive

The eye of the tiger...

Eye of the tiger...

Everyone cheered wildly, and shouted for an encore.

"All right, one last song." I told them. I told the DJ what song I wanted.

"This song is for Anko Mitarashi, a girl who can really kick Fate's ass." I said.

Heaven

"Hey!" Fate cried out. (You may recognize him from Chapter 12 of my story the Blazing Dragon) Luck came up and said,

"She kinda has." Fate pouted in anger.

Earth

Anko blushed. I went over to the DJ and told him my last song.

Oh, her eyes, her eyes, make the stars look like they're not shining
Her hair, her hair, falls perfectly without her trying
She's so beautiful, and I tell her every day

Yeah, I know, I know, when I compliment her she won't believe me
And it's so, it's so, sad to think that she don't see what I see
But every time she asks me do I look ok, I say

When I see your face, there's not a thing that I would change
Cause you're amazing, just the way you are
And when you smile, the whole world stops and stares for a while
Because girl you're amazing, just the way you are (yeah)

Her lips, her lips, I could kiss them all day if she let me
Her laugh, her laugh, she hates but I think it's so sexy
She's so beautiful, and I tell her every day

Oh, you know, you know, you know, I'd never ask you to change
If perfect's what you're searching for then just stay the same
So, don't even bother asking if you look ok
You know I'll say

When I see your face, there's not a thing that I would change
Cause you're amazing, just the way you are
And when you smile, the whole world stops and stares for a while
Cause girl you're amazing, just the way you are. Yeah

Everyone once more cheered as loud as they could. I pointed to Anko when it said the word "you" throughout the song. Her blush turned a dark red. I put the mic back and walked over to the table where everyone else was. Anko was smirking at me.

"You'd kiss me if I'd let you, huh?" She asked jokingly. I rubbed the back of my head sheepishly.

"Yeah, well—" I couldn't finish because she kissed me straight on the lips. Kurenai, Asuma, and Kakashi's jaws all dropped—making Kakashi's mask break—as did the jaws of everyone else in the club. Only Gai didn't let his mandible hit the floor. He simply shouted,

"YOSH!" After Anko pulled out of the kiss, someone WHOOO'd me, and everyone cheered. I just sat back in the booth, with Anko leaning on my chest. After listening to my friends sing for about thirty minutes, and using the Sharingan to knock out people who were trying to hit on May when she didn't want them to, we walked out of the club. I kissed Anko goodbye, and we all went to our separate houses. There I fell into blissful slumber once more.

You liked it, neh? Chapter six will come out soon! Keep reading until then. Also, here are the names of the songs I used.

Dust in the Wind

What is Love-Haddaway

Eye of the Tiger-Survivor

The Way You Are-Bruno Mars