Here is Chapter 6! I also would like to send a message out to Kay-baka'chan:
I am glad my story brightened up your day. It always makes me proud and happy to see my work affect someone.
Me: I'M A FIRIN MAH LAZOR! BWAAAGHHHHHH! *burns Inner*
Inner: You...motherfucking...DICK! *chases me around*
Me: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! *runs around in circles with Inner chasing* Wait a minute. I beat him before...So...*stops running and charges up raikiri* DIE BITCH! *chases Inner* Keep readin', there's nothin' to see here.
Aaron's POV
Three days later
It was the day Rich, May, and I were supposed to meet Zetsu and Tobi in the forest. We had become quite content with Konoha, and were happy staying there. I had officially become the boyfriend of one Anko Mitarashi, who liked my spunk. Every time she said that and Jiraiya or Kakashi was near, I would wait three seconds, and they would either make a lecherous chuckle, or have a minor nosebleed, to which I would threaten to go Raikiri on their ass. Then they would run away. I went straight to the Hokage after waking up at 9:00AM.
"Tsunade-sama, may Rich, May and I go into the forest for a practice session on some jutsu I have come up with?" I asked her. She shrugged. It couldn't hurt.
"Request granted. Go whenever you like." She said with a smile. I bowed, said thank you, and went to get Rich and May. The request was half the truth, and half a lie. I had thought of some new techniques, such as one where you perform a Raikiri, but you shoot it out of two fingers like a lightning bolt, and another where you channel the energy to your mouth and fire a beam of lightning energy.
"We're going on a personal training mission." I said to May and Rich. Then I leaned in closer.
"Also to talk to Zetsu and Tobi." I whispered. They both nodded. We packed up some gear and left for the small lake inside the forest. When we got to it, Zetsu and Tobi weren't there, so I decided to practice my techniques. I told Rich and May to stand back. I started focusing my lightning chakra into my lungs, and then to my mouth. I opened it wide, and could feel heat gathering up in it. Slowly, yellow crackling energy started welling up. I let it pent up fully, and forced it to shoot out.
"BWAAAGH!" I shouted as a yellow laser burst out of my mouth, destroying a lot of trees, and grilling some fish. Rich and May watched in awe as the laser burned the grass to a rough crisp.
"Holy..." Rich said. Suddenly, I heard a voice.
"Tobi wonders who did that. It almost hit Tobi." I heard Tobi's voice say. Tobi and Zetsu walked in through the cleared trees.
"Hey Tobi. Hey Zetsu." I said to them. Zetsu waved hi, and Tobi hugged me.
"Hi!" Tobi said.
"So have you made a decision?" Zetsu asked. I nodded.
"Sorry if Leader doesn't like our answer, but we've decided to stay in Konoha." I told them. Zetsu shrugged.
"Ok, then." He said. I had a question.
"But could you ask Leader that if anything happens that forces us to stay somewhere, could we stay with you guys?" I asked Zetsu. He paused for a bit, looking upwards. Then he looked back at me.
"Leader said sure. We owe you guys after all." He told me. I smiled.
"Tell him we say thanks from the bottom of our hearts." I told him. He nodded, and started to walk away.
"Tobi will miss you!" Tobi told us as he walked away.
"We'll miss you too, Tobi." Rich said back. The two walked off into the forest, and when we couldn't see them, we resumed our training.
"You guys want to learn some techniques I came up with?" I asked Rich and May. They both nodded.
"Well, we have to test your affinities." I told them.
"Luckily, I borrowed some chakra paper from the Aburame." I stuck to pieces of chakra paper to two trees, and told them to just channel some chakra into them. Rich was first. He walked up to the paper, placed his finger on it, and channeled chakra. The paper wrinkled.
"Lightning. That's good." May was next. Her paper became damp.
"Water. That could help in fights considering water is electrically conductive." I remarked. I clapped my hands together.
"Well, I'll teach Rich about his lightning affinity, and meanwhile..." I made a shadow clone, and told it to teach May about her water affinity. Rich and I walked off to a separate area.
"Ok, the first thing I'm gonna teach you is the Chidori." I told him. He got excited. (Anyone can use Chidori, not just people with the Sharingan.) I started to show him the Chidori. I did the hand signs. Kakashi had showed me a shorter way to do it with the same hand signs as the Raikiri.
Ox
Rabbit
Monkey
The Chidori charged up in my hand. Rich stared at it in awe. I let it dissipate and told him to give it a try. He nodded and did the hand signs. The ball of energy slowly formed in his hand. He let it fade away, and started cheering. Next I taught him my Rairēzā (Lightning Laser) technique. You had to channel your energy from your core, up your body to your mouth, and release it. I showed him how to do it, and the he tried. He also succeeded at that. The next technique was my Raiyubiraku (Lightning Finger Bolt) jutsu. First I did the five hand signs:
Bird
Tiger
Rabbit
Horse
Boar
I moved my hands around with my index and middle fingers pointed out, drawing electricity from the air. It crackled around on my right hand's index and middle fingers. I pointed them up in the air, and shot the lightning into the sky. A bolt of lightning shot from my fingers, illuminating the sky. Rich watched in awe as the primal energy crackled about, shining intensely. I told him to try it. He nodded uncertainly, and performed the hand signs slowly. Then in he moved his hands about in the air, drawing in energy. He saw the energy arc on his hand. He raised his hand, and forced the energy out. His bolt of lightning was about half the size of mine, but it was rather impressive. He sat down, panting from exhaustion. I got out four sandwiches, and gave two to him, and had two for myself. We both munched happily as our energy was replenished. Then gave him a soldier pill, and gave myself two for what was about to happen. I stood up after we had consumed them.
"I have one more technique to show you." I told Rich. He gave me a "What is it?" look.
"This is my secret technique that I worked hard to master. You won't be able to use it for a certain reason. It takes a lot of chakra. That's why I took a two soldier pills." I said. He stood away. I made the hand seals:
Boar
Dragon
Monkey
Tiger
Ram
Ox
Dragon
Horse
Serpent
I began to take a lot of my elemental chakra and mold it into a certain shape. It took a lot of concentration. When I finished molding it, in my hands was a blue, crackling chain gun.
"Holy shit!" Rich cried out. I pulled the handle of my electric chain gun, and miniature Chidoris began to fire out as the gatling chambers turned, annihilating the trunks of some trees.
"This is my Himitsu Rai Shuhō: Chidorichēngan (Secret Lightning Technique: One Thousand Birds Chain Gun)." I told him when I stopped firing.
"I can make it fire as many rounds of bullets as my chakra allows, which is a lot." He stared in amazement. I made my gun dissipate, and we walked back to the small lake. May was waiting there with my shadow clone.
"You got some new jutsu down?" I asked her. She nodded happily.
"Rich got some from my personal vault." I told her. He pumped his fist. I then clapped my hands together.
"Time to go back to Konoha and show Kakashi-sensei what I taught you guys." I said. They both nodded and we traveled back to Konoha. I walked straight into the Hokage's office.
"Hello, Aaron. Back from your trip?" Tsunade asked. I nodded.
"Where's Kakashi-sensei?" I asked. Once more the masked perv had been hiding in the shadows.
"Right here." He said. We all turned around. May and Rich were shocked, but I had expected that.
"We got some new tricks to show you." I told him.
"Then let's go." He replied. We all walked to a training ground that was unoccupied.
"Aaron first." Kakashi said. I cracked my knuckles. I did the hands signs for my Raiyubiraku. I slowly moved my hands around, gathering energy.
"Raiyubiraku!" I shouted. I pointed my fingers at him and a bolt of lightning shot out at Kakashi. His eye widened and he leaped away. I created two Kage Bunshins. They both did the hand signs for the Chidori and charged him. Meanwhile, I did the hand seals for the Rairēzā and as he jumped a few yards off the ground as my clones attacked, I fired. His eye widened hard. He pushed off of one of my clones and dodged as the laser obliterated my clones.
"How the heck did you do that?" He asked. I simply smirked and formed two clones. I had them form Chidori and stand there. Then I did the hand signs for a water jutsu.
"Violent Water Wave!" I shouted. Water shot out of my mouth and at Kakashi. It wouldn't have hurt him so he stood still, letting the water drench him. Big mistake. My two clones drew their arms back, and threw their Chidori. Kakashi's eyes widened again. He tried to dodge, but the two Chidori hit him and he was shocked hard. He fell to the ground, panting. Then he burst into smoke. Knew it. A fist launched from behind me, but I caught it and flipped Kakashi over my shoulder. Then I grabbed his arm and tossed him over to the other side of the training ground. He hit the ground hard, but got up with a slight limp. I then activated my Sharingan to make the fight more fun. He pulled his headband up to reveal a Sharingan eye.
"I've never been forced to use the Sharingan by someone who hasn't even gone to the Academy." He commented.
"Don't worry, this fight will get more surprising than you think." I said with a grin. He started doing the summoning jutsu, but I had a plan. I managed to pick up something from Naruto to help it work.
"Sexy Jutsu!" I shouted. Everyone looked at me as smoke enshrouded me. It cleared to reveal a girl version of myself, which of course looked sexy, with smoke lines around important body parts. Rich was immediately blown back by a nosebleed. Kakashi just stopped and stared. And May just covered her face in embarrassment. Then I poofed back to normal as a cloud of smoke enshrouded me again. While the cloud of smoke was covering me, I did the hand seals for my secret technique at a rapid pace. Then I shaped my lightning chakra into the shape of a chain gun. For some reason I was suddenly wearing sunglasses and a trench coat. I shrugged. The smoke cleared and everyone saw me standing there with a blue chain gun made of electricity.
"What is that?" Kakashi asked.
"Chidorichēngan, bitch." I said coolly. I pulled the electric lever and mini Chidori began shooting out at Kakashi.
"How can you—" He was cut off by a stream of Chidori hitting him and knocking him back. I took the chance and moved at him, grabbing his leg and throwing him up in the air. Then I jumped with him, getting to the same level he was. Before he could start falling, I lifted my leg, coated it in chakra and slammed it into his gut, sending him careening towards the ground. He hit the ground hard, leaving a crater 30 feet in diameter around him. I landed back down on my feet, posing in a half taijutsu, half taekwondo battle stance. He got up with a lot of wincing.
"Dang. You're not even a ninja and you beat me." Kakashi said as he got up on one leg.
"Well, I had the element of technique surprise." I said as I helped him up. His right leg was bloody and covered in dirt and stones. I cleaned it off, and said,
"We better get you to the hospital." I slung him over my shoulder and ran at full speed. Once we had gotten him in a bed and he had fallen asleep, I wanted to go on a mission. So I went to see Tsunade.
"Do you have any missions for me?" I asked her once I got to the Hokage's office. She looked through some files.
"I have one. You need to escort the blacksmith Sumeno back to Tanigakure. Since you and your two friends have proven to be quite formidable, I am making you honorary genin, and as this is a team mission and is A-Ranked. Kakashi will come along." Tsunade told us. I thanked her for the promotion, but sheepishly rubbed my head when I told her that Kakashi wouldn't be able to come.
"Why is that?" She asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Well, we were sparring and I was a little bit too rough. He now has a broken leg." I answered. Her eyes widened.
"You beat Kakashi?" She asked. I nodded.
"That makes you already one of the strongest people in the Leaf. And you've only been here for about six days. That's very impressive." Tsunade said.
"Might I ask how?" Tsunade then asked.
"Well, the techniques I came up with were probably A-Ranked, I would say. I came up with one that might have killed him, seeing as how the results were, had I not restrained myself." I told her. Her jaw sat on her desk.
"Well then you three are cleared for an A-Rank." She said after moments of waiting. I bowed and headed out, bringing May and Rich to the Hokage's office to meet our client. Sumeno was medium height, with short brown hair, black eyes, and a smile almost all the time.
"You three seen pretty formidable. Thanks for accepting this mission." He said happily.
"No prob." I replied. We all walked him to the gates and took off for Tanigakure once more.
Hope joo liked it! Chapter 7 will be out soon, and some crazy-ass s*** will happen!